I do not own any of The Mentalist characters! I do not own any of them! I do not own the song, 'When Two Are One' by Atreyu, so don't have a heart attack

HOLY SHIZ! I have not uploaded in a while D: I am so sorry for that, I have major writers block and I'm barely on the computer. For all you Jisbon fans, hehe.

Okay, what the hell is she doing? Jane thought to himself as he watched his boss setting up and microphone and several other things. She had a very serious face doing all of this. She does take music seriously. It's like her crack. She was wearing some kind of band tee, he thought it said, 'Avenged Sevenfold' on the breasts. She was wearing these sea foam green pants, which complimented her eyes wonderfully. She had faint eye shadow on.

"Dammit!!" she barked at the microphone that was stubbornly not doing what it needed to.

"… There we go!" she grinned and he saw absolutely no difference with the microphone before and after. That's when she ran over to the iPod dock and pressed play on it. She ran back to the microphone.

"Heh, might as well rehearse before Hayley comes." She smiled waiting for the song to turn on.

That's when a classy intro of piano sounding electric guitar came on.

"What the-" he started

"Bang!
Explosions in my head that just won't quit.
A train has crashed into the wall around my heart.
And left me the old me dead, obliterated.
Stop!
My breathing in the night when you're not there."

She let out a shriek that made Jane jump. That's probably part of the song. Heh, I hope.

"The silence ringing through my ears,
And all I want to do is hear your voice.
But you're not there.

Drawn together,
Painter's brushstroke,
Slight of hand we,
We won't go up in smoke.
Fates colliding,
Love undying.

Like the rising tide
Beating hearts grow but never die.
Simplify, I'll stand by your side,
Close my eyes, hope will never die."

"Like the rising tide
Beating hearts grow but never die.
Simplify, I'll stand by your side,
Close my eyes, hope will never die.

Boom!
Take away the pain of being me.
Soothe my soul, caress my heart and end my fear, all my bad memories,
Eradicated.
Bang!
Like gunshots heard against the silent night,
My love is stronger than these words; they're stronger than the rest.
Unstoppable, unstoppable!"

"Drawn together,
Painter's brushstroke,
Slight of hand we,
We won't go up in smoke.
Fates colliding,
Love undying.

Like the rising tide
Beating hearts grow but never die.
Simplify, I'll stand by your side,
Close my eyes, hope will never die.
(Will never die.)

Like the rising tide
Beating hearts grow but never die.
Simplify, I'll stand by your side,
Close my eyes, hope will never die."

"Die."

She held the word die in a mind bending scream. Jane gaped in awe. Holy shit, she's passionate. And really… good.

"Drawn together,
Painter's brushstroke,
Slight of hand we,
We won't go up in smoke.
Fates colliding,
Love undying.

Like the rising tide
Beating hearts grow but never die.
Simplify, I'll stand by your side,
Close my eyes, hope will never die.

Like the rising tide
Beating hearts grow but never die.
Simplify, I'll stand by your side,
Close my eyes, hope will never die.
Will never die.
Die!"

"You were rehearsing without me? SHAME!" Hayley backslapped Lisbon on the head.

"Heh, I guess I was."

She glared. "Had to finish some business with-"

"Bloodstroke?"

"Yeah… he wants me to take over the pack."

"Damn, then that's means…"

"Yeah, I gotta be Alpha."

"But, you're a Beta!"

"I know!!" she sighed. "This is too hard for me to understand."

"It's okay, hun." Lisbon hugged Hayley.

Hayley smiled a little. "Thanks, Tess."

"Yup."

"So, you wanna practice?" Lisbon asked her.

"YUS."

"How do people mistake Flyleaf for Paramore?" Lisbon asked.

"I seriously have no clue." Hayley laughed.

"Me either. They are so damn different!!!"

"I know!!"

"I do see a difference as well as you guys do."

"Indeed you d- JANE!?!? What the hell!?!?! Are you flipping stalking me!??!"

"No…"

"Well, it seems that way, you are ALWAYS intruding into MY house!!!"

"There is something called a paperclip."

"OH GOD DAMMIT!!"

Hayley sat there silently.

"I wanted you to come to the beach with meh."

"… The beach!?!?" she suddenly started to blush. That means he is going to be… shirtless. And I'm going to be in… NYAH!!

She stared at him. "I-I don't know…"

He smirked at her. She was so cute confused. The way her eyebrows creased, the way her lips pursed and nose wrinkled. It was too cute. Then he pulled out the best thing to say. He gave the puppy dog face.

"Pwease?"

Oh, God. Please don't pull THAT face on me!!

She rolled her eyes. "Fine!"

Jane looked at Hayley. "You wanna…"

"Nope."

"Okay."

"Did you come with everything?"

"Yup, go on, get changed." He smirked at her thinking of how sexy she would look in a bikini.

"Stop picturing me half naked!!" she screamed as she went into her room.

Lisbon had her arms crossed on her chest as she sat on the beach towel. She was fuming. He has the nerve to pop out into my house and drag me to the beach with him! Bastard! She rolled her eyes as she watched him splash around in the water like a child as she listened to her iPod on dry land. Jane looked up to her and waved. She glared at him and turned around, not making eye contact. Shit, Lisbon was NOT a happy camper. Jane picked up on that and went over and plopped down next to her.

"Someone needs a happy meal!" Jane teased. She hissed at him.

"Woo, someone is a little prissy today."

"I swear I will bite you until you bleed to death."

Jane's eyes widened at the threat because he knew that could happen. He started to smile a little and nudged her side with his elbow.

"C'mon, at the beach you're supposed to have-"

"Fun? Hell no." Lisbon growled.

Jane moved back from her a little. She just needs to calm down a little.

She sighed and leaned on top of the rod of the umbrella. Today's gonna be a long day…

As Jane swan around the ocean, he snuck a peek at Lisbon. She was fast asleep, not shaded from the umbrella. Oh, no! She's going to get sunburn and be EVEN crankier!! He ran over to her settlement and looked for the sunscreen. He grabbed the bottle and slathered it on his hands. He kneeled besides Lisbon as she was still sleeping soundlessly. She looked breath-taking asleep. Her curls curtained her face as a light blush coated her cheeks. Her mouth had a small Cheshire cat grin. He chuckled to himself and started applying sunscreen on her arms gently. She was still out cold. Perfect! Jane smiled. He moved over to her legs adding more sunscreen to his hands when he needed to. He went back up, rubbing in on her bare stomach. He would have put sunscreen on her chest but, he knew he was better than that. She then flipped over so her back faced him and her smile grew bigger and her blush darkened. That made everything a hundred times easier. He smiled as he caressed at her back. He felt her shudder in her sleep. When he finished, he put the bottle away and ran back into the ocean. 10 minutes later, Lisbon woke up. She noticed her whole body felt sticky and somewhat slimy. She looked to see the bottle of sunscreen still open and thrown into the bag. She started to blush hysterically. That's why I had that dream… She thought. She still couldn't believe he put sunscreen on her. She sighed and pulled out a book and started to read. Jane turned to her to see her reading and not in the water with him. He frowned and got out of the ocean and headed to Lisbon's direction.

"Swim with me." He moaned and sat down next to her.

"No."

"Please?? It's lonely."

"No."

"PLEASE!?!?!?"

"No matter how much I want to smack you right now, no."

He pouted and crossed his arms over his chest with an unnecessary 'hmpt.' She went back to reading with a small eye roll. She looked up to find Jane was gone. What the- Lisbon screeched as she felt something lift her up. Someone lift her up. She thrashed around violently. She turned to look at the person straight in the eye.

"Jane…" she warned, glaring.

"I want you to come with me."

"No!" she thrashed around again, only harder, making him almost lose his grip at her waist, holding her down.

"C'mon? Why not take a swim? It's so nice out."

"I said no, God dammit!!!!" Jane was already in the ocean, the water at knee length. "Let me go!!" she screamed. "HELP, HELP!!! ABUSE, ABUSE!!!!!" she screeched. "HE'S GONNA RAPE ME!!!!!"

Jane glared at her.

"Would I seriously RAPE you in a PUBIC place?? Maybe at your house in your bedroom but-"

"JANE!" she couldn't stop the blush from rushing to her cheeks. He grinned at her. "Ready?"

"JANE!!!" She was already underwater. She panicked underwater and thrashed about. Crap, crap, crap, crap!!! She pushed herself out of the water. She wadded her way out of the deep ocean and went to the shore. Grumbling to herself, she dried herself off with a towel and sat back down with a pissed expression on her face. Jane popped up from the ocean, laughing his ass off.

"That was perfect, Lisbon! … Lisbon?" he looked frantically for her. He even dove back in the water. He came back up, gasping for breath. He eyed the shore and saw Lisbon there, reading her book. He glared and ran to shore.

"Lisbon!! C'mon! Why don't you stay with me?"
"I didn't even want to be here!" Lisbon growled.

"Oh, Lisbon?? Please, please, please!?!?"

"No."

"Lisbon!! I'm begging you! I l-" she grabbed him by his cheeks and kissed him She quickly let go and pushed him away.

"Will you shut up now??"

"Hmmm… one more?"

"NO!"

"Hee hee, I thought so."

Alright! I made I think my 13th oneshot! I'm pretty proud of that! I would have gone on but, I couldn't really think of anything! xD I hope you guys like this oneshot and PLEASE. R&R!!!!!!!