A/N: This is a Christmas chapter. It has Deck the Halls w/ created lyrics. Enjoy! XD
Chapter 8: Presents, Presents, PRESENTS!!!
"PRESENTS!" Jason and Marcus ran down to the common screaming and practically woke everyone up.
"IT'S CHRISTMAS!" now everyone was screaming and running down to the common room.
Marcus, Fred, and George plopped themselves on the couch. Jason came over with arm full of presents.
"Let's see... Marcus, Fred, George, me, me, Fred, George, Marcus, Fred, Fred, Marcus, George, me, me, Marcus, George." Jason handed out the presents. "I'll go see if there's any more." he ran off.
"Be prepared to get one of our mom's sweaters. She makes one for all of us and our friends." said Fred
"I think I found it." said Marcus as he held up a sweater that was a bright yellow clashed with a bright blue.
"That would be it." said George
"I got more!" Jason came back with another armload of presents. "Let's see, George, Marcus, me, Fred, George, George, me, Fred, Marcus, Marcus, Fred, me. I think that's it." Jason sat down on the couch next to Marcus and they ripped opened presents. They found one that had all four of their names on it.
They ripped open tons of presents.
"Wicked, I got a ultra mega water shooter from mom and dad!" said Jason.
Marcus started to sing a song:
Deck the tree with cheesy ordements
fa la la la la, la la la la
Tis the season to be shopping
fa la la la la, la la la la
Don we now our grandma's sweaters!
fa la la, la la la, la la la la
"That's all I can remember of the song." said Marcus
"OOOooo, hey here's a big present!" said Jason
"Wow this one's heavy." said Marcus
"I think it has two presents in it." said Fred
"Wicked, I wonder who it's from?" said George
"Well, there's no name on it but there's only one way to figure it out!" Jason started to rip the wrapping off. They were right: it was two presents. A Wii and Xbox 360.
"WICKED!" screamed Jason and Marcus.
"What is it?" asked Fred
"Oh, that's right. You guys aren't muggles. This is a Wii and Xbox. You play games video games on them like Resident Evil 4 and 5, Assassins Creed, Marvel Ultimate Alliance, Mario Kart and other really cool games."
"What are video games?" asked George
"We'll have to show you. Follow us. We can show you in the clubhouse."
"What clubhouse?" asked Fred
"That's right. We forgot to tell you." Marcus was running behind Jason when they walked up to the wall and a door appeared.
"Well, I'll be damned. You guys found the Room of Requirements." said Fred.
"Yep. And we have a sweet clubhouse."
"Oooo, I can't wait to see it."
They opened the door. In front of them was a giant clubhouse.
"Wicked." said Fred and George.
They took the elevator up. Once inside the club house, Fred and George plopped themselves into the giant chairs.
"Are you sure you guys don't need any help?" asked George.
"Nope. We got it." said Jason as they fiddled with the wires and both counsels were running simultaneously on the same screen it 15 seconds.
They played about a million games to break in their new Wii and Xbox.
"Let's see... oooo Assassin's Creed!" said Marcus
Blam! Blam! Pow pow! BOOM!
"Wicked!" said Fred and George
"You want to try?" asked Jason and handed Fred and George the controllers.
"This is how you run, walk, and this is how you shoot." explained Jason.
"AAHHH" screamed Fred and George. Needless to say, they weren't the best at video games.
After a few more games, they decided to go back to the common room.
When they were heading back, they were hit with a giant mob. They were all wearing snow gear.
"Who, what's the rush?" asked Jason.
"Didn't you hear? It's snowing!" said a random kid, panting madly.
"Isn't that that kid that keeps telling us stuff? What's his face...Neville?"
"Yeah, I think so."
"Come on, let's go get our snow stuff on!" Jason, Marcus, Fred, and George rushed up to the common room. They changed into all of their snow clothes in 10 seconds. They hopped down the stairs, out of the common room and outside in the snow.
"WOOHHOOO!" yelled Jason and plastered everyone with snowballs.
Schools out, Christmas break
Home for the holiday's meatloaf and fruitcake
Off to grandmas, it's so boring
Screaming kids and grandpa's snoring
My aunt Margaret's lost her mind
She's trippin' on a train set, have another box of wine
It's gonna be a merry merry merry frickin' Christmas
I must be on Santa clauses s*** list
The tree, the gifts, the mistletoe kiss
Shoot me now I'm sick of all my relatives
Have a merry merry merry frickin' Christmas
Uncle Richard he's a weirdo
Passing out pictures of himself in a Speedo
My cousin Ashley, her singing really sucks
Blames it on her drummer and acid reflux
My brother's wife is really hot
She pulled me in the bathroom; I hope we don't get caught
It's gonna be a merry merry merry frickin' Christmas
I must be on Santa clauses s*** list
The tree, the gifts, the mistletoe kiss
Shoot me now I'm sick of all my relatives
Have a merry merry merry frickin' Christmas
We haven't even opened our presents yet but now it's time to start
So I'll fake a smile 'cause it's going back to Wal-Mart
It's gonna be a merry merry merry frickin' Christmas
I must be on Santa clauses s*** list
The tree, the gifts, the mistletoe kiss
Shoot me now I'm sick of all my relatives
Have a merry merry merry frickin' Christmas
"WWWOOOOOHHHHHHHOOOOOOO!" Yelled Jason and Marcus.