Chapter 2

Over My Pile Of Ashes!

Edwards POV

Oh God Rosalie shut the hell up! It should be illegal for anyone to think of sex this much. I mean come on! They do it all night long. Does she really need to think of it during school hours too?!

Suddenly, a rush of different positions came at me. Oh my good Lord I never thought that Emmett could bend that way! The images were too much and I couldn't stand this any longer!

I stood up and shut my eye tight and turned towards rose. I don't think that I could ever look at her in the same way again; though you think I would be used to it by now. I screamed at her begging, her "stop thinking of Emmett like that! I did not need to know he was that bendy!"

Rose looked at me and gave me her patented Rosalie-death-glare as the class looked on in absolute shock. "Get the hell out of my head Edward!" she ground out.

"I sort of can't" I threw back at her bitingly.

"I don't care! Keep out of my thoughts! They're for me only!" she yelled at me, though I was right next to her. "Don't make me get my lighter out on you Edward Anthony Cullen! I don't think Bella would appreciate you as ashes!"

The class gasped loudly and Rosalie and I looked at each other horrified. We looked around slowly and hoped no one had heard our little out burst. Yeah right!

We quickly sat down and pretended we hadn't done anything but, alas it was not meant to be! The teacher jolted out of his stupor and gave us what he thought was a terrifying glare. Are these kids on crack or something?! I heard him think and I smirked behind my hand.

Rose raised a perfectly sculpted eyebrow at me as she glimpsed my smirk. I gestured towards the man standing at the front, the one who was currently trying to decide whether to send us to the principle's office or not. I saw him make his mind up and groaned. Rose asked me in her mind what was the matter. I was just about to say 'I thought you didn't want me in your mind' when Sir began to speak.

"Mr Cullen and Miss Hale would you please care to explain your little out burst!" he stared down his freakishly large nose at us.

"No! Why should we?" Rosalie turned her own nose up at him. Mr Spock's (I mean really, Spock?!) face turned a sickly puce colour which I assumed was due to embarrassment.

"Very well then, to the principle's office you go!"

Is this guy for real? I heard Rosalie think. Nevertheless, she gracefully rose from her desk, grabbing her designer handbag as she went and strutted out the door, as if without a care in the world, which was probably true unless it was to do with her.

I just shook my head and followed glaring at all the humans as I went.

As we passed Renesmee and Jacob's classroom I heard some very disturbing thoughts, and I realized that – unfortunately - they were coming from my baby and my (now) target!

I saw red and barged into their class without warning…

Renesmee's POV

I didn't know how it happened but, one second I was thinking of my Jake when suddenly, my dad crashed through the door's of the classroom, and by the look on his face, somebody wasn't happy.

He scowled in my direction, probably because, of my thoughts and then proceeded to slowly stalk Jacob. What the hell are you doing?! I thought towards him as loud as I possibly could. He winced at that, I was assuming, volume of my 'inside-voice' but, that did not deter him from his destination and soon he was full out chasing Jacob round the classroom.

And in the precious few seconds I looked away to glance around us and taking into account my shocked but, very amused Aunt Rosalie in the doorway, my dad and Jacob had managed to jump out the window! Now that may've been alright if we'd been on the ground floor of the building but, unfortunately we were on the first floor!

My Aunt Rose appeared at my side, adopting a worried expression on her face. I knew she was the one who was the most protective of our secret. She gently took hold of my upper-arm and whispered in vampire-speed "time to go."

As she was one with a flair for dramatics, she couldn't help but flip her hair and wave before dashing out the door with me, leaving a stunned class in our wake.

Rose's POV

I stood in shock as I watched Edward run about the classroom chasing Jacob. I couldn't believe my eyes as they jumped out a window! I mean come on are the trying to expose are secret. I wouldn't mind but we weren't even on the first floor but no we were on the second floor.

I took hold of the frozen Nessie and ran after my idiot bother and the dog. Nessie was still in shock but, as we came onto the sight that was Edward on top of Jacob, Nessie flipped! It was one of those sights an Aunty would be proud of!,

"What the hell are you doing dad!" screamed my little ball of fury. I wiped a fake tear of my cheek as I watched her rip out Edward but unfortunately it was only verbally. I would have to make her into a better fighter for that.

I watched Nessie as she jumped on to her Dad's back trying to pull him of Jacob. She was amazingly strong for a half pint. Oh My God where did that come from, Emmett is rubbing of on me!

Before Nessie killed Edward I had to step in, and I was having so much fun watching this. I grabbed Jacob and Edward by the ears and took them the principles office, with Nessie behind me kicking Edward's ankles the whole way there.

We walked into the principles office and I roughly shoved Edward and Jacob into their chairs and glared at them as I sat down myself, Nessie following my lead and sitting down in the chair next to me, glaring all the while with sparks shooting out of her eyes.

The principle swiveled round in his chair and my mind immediately thought of those villains in those James Bond movies, and how it was such a bad imitation.

"To what do I owe this pleasure?" he asked. Oh great, now all we needed was the fat, white cat and he'd be the perfect bad imitation of The Godfather.

"Nothing" growled Edward sulkily from his chair like a two year old.

I could not believe the nerve of that guy! What the hell! I rounded on him and blew my top.

"Nothing?! Nothing?! You were invading my privacy you stupid mind reader!" I was beyond my self with rage. It was NOT nothing! "And now! You just jumped out of a second story window, chasing your daughters boyfriend!" I raised my eyebrow. "Is that REALLY nothing?"

"Erm yes" he cockily replied "you should not be thinking of Emmett when your meant to be learning. Remember your learning is precious" he was getting on my nerves AGAIN!

Principle Wickes's POV

My eyebrow's disappeared into my non-existent hairline as I listened to Edward Cullen and Rosalie Hale banter and fume at each other. What were they talking about? Edward's a dad?! Bit young isn't he? And what's this about jumping out a window?! I must be losing it or I've got dementia! Or maybe these kids are just insane! They must need help! Yes, that must be it! I have to be a good principle and help out these lost souls.

Feeling smug with myself I announced my idea. Safe to say, those were some happy as hell looks I was getting. As they walked out of my office, i heard Miss Hale mutter something like, "over my pile of ashes Edward!" Edward sighed and they continued walking out of my office (well, Miss Hale was being dragged by Mr Cullen but, it's the same concept) in silence, giving each other… hummm what to the young kids' call it, oh that's it, dirties!

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