Chapter 3

We're off to See the Wizard

Alice's POV

I looked at the assignment on the board: Write about something you like in Spanish.

Well, this should be easy, I smiled and got to work. I was having so much fun I ended up getting carried away and started having a conversation with myself! This is basically what my assignment ended up looking like...

Me gusta ir de compras. Ir de compras es muy divertido. Vamos a ir de compras. ¿Te gusta comprar? Sé que te gusta ir de compras! Wow yo también! Wow ¿quieres ir de compras? Curso! Oh vamos a una visión falsa y zanja esta lección! Wow su increíble! Sé bien? Vamos a hacerlo! Whoo!

(Translation: I like shopping. Shopping is so fun. Let's go shopping. Do you like shopping? I know you like shopping! Wow me too! Wow do you want to go shopping? Course! Oh let's fake a vision and ditch this lesson! Wow your amazing! I know right? Let's do it! Whoo!)

Whoo that was a fun assignment! Time to fake a vision! Oooh I know, I know!

I turned to Bella and…

Went right in her face and jumped up and down screaming, "Bella! Bella! I know what we're going to do today!"

Bella had a resigned look on her face as she asked me, "what is it Alice?!" When I only smiled at her, her eyebrows drew together and she frowned. "So what is it? Or was that just completely random? If you haven't noticed, we're sort of in class and if you're hyperactive, vampire backside doesn't sit down right now, I will make it!"

"Bella…" I whined, aware I sounded much like a two-year-old, neither of us having noticed Bella's slip of the tongue yet.

She stared at me and started counting down, "5…"

I didn't know whether to take her seriously or not so I jumped up and screamed, "Bella, Bella! I had a vision! We're going shopping tomorrow! In New York!"

"Alice…" she asked with a confused look, like I was insane or like I claimed to be able to see the future or something. Oh wait I can!

"Alice, the last time we went shopping I got a blister! And I'm a vamp-" She froze when she heard a loud thud and we both slowly turned around to see the class watching us. As my eyes raked the room, I found the source of the thud. Some poor kid had fainted from shock. I don't blame him!

But, oh well! This was excellent! My little plan was working better than planned! Poor Bella, I bet if she was still human she would be as red as a tomato. I smirk at her and gave a big, theatrical wave to the class and made to move out of the classroom when the teacher came marching up to us!

"Where do you two think you are going?" she screamed at us in Spanish.

Bella had the most clueless look on her face and as the teacher babbled on in Spanish I felt Bella get more, and more pissed.

I giggled behind my hand as I saw a vision of her when she finally blew her top and I grabbed a chair to sit back and watch the show! Live performance, front row seats, there was no way I was going to miss this! ("Get your popcorn people!" I shouted gleefully.)

Bella's POV

I watched my teacher's face get redder and redder as she used up all the air in the room shouting at me, and at first, it was actually quite funny but, when she didn't show any sign of stopping it started to get on my nerves. When I finally thought she was going to shut up when she paused, she just started up again and that was the last straw!

I grabbed her by the shoulders and shook her back and forth. "I. Do. Not. Understand. Spanish. Woman! Comprende?!" I screamed right in her face.

The surprise on her face was enough to send me into fits of laughter but, I bit my lip to try and stifle the giggles.

I watched, fascinated as her face went different colours! Red, purple, blue, oh wait now that's an interesting colour! I wonder what it's called. Maybe I should ask her? Nah, she'll probably say it in Spanish and that's no good to me!

When she finally got her voice back (oh poo! What a shame!) she pointed at the door furiously, and shrieked (in a really high pitched voice too (!)) "Counsellor's office! Both of you!" she glared at Alice as well as me.

"Comprende?" She threw the word back in my face! I was incensed and Alice, sensing this, dragged me out of the classroom, singing 'We're off to see the Wizard!' as loud as she could.

I was just dragged along behind her like a ragdoll, with my mouth opening and closing like a fish, as people peeked out of their classroom's to see the commotion that was Alice.

I groaned. This was going to be a long day…

AN: Myra – Just me writing this note! Wow, it feels weird! Anyway, moving on, nothing much just all the normal stuff! Thanks for reading and please review! We love to hear what you think (and I'm not just speaking for myself here)! And we know its short but, that was it really but, don't worry! And yes, I'm aware vampire's don't get blister's but it's an AU so hey, whatever...And we used an online translator for the Spanish bit so, half of it is probably wrong but, yeah we gave you the translation! Anyways! Next chapter will be much longer! Thanks again and review please!