Recap...

Bella's POV

"Rosalie, you're lighter please!" I held my hand out. She gleefully handed it to me. (Isn't it a safety hazard for vampire's to carry lighter's in there back pocket? Jacob asked.)

I turned around, armed and ready, and I lunged at Edward…

Chapter 5

Meeting the Bald Eagle

Emmett's POV

Five minutes after jazzy wazzy arrived the show began. Some bald headed guy walked in the room with glasses bigger then his head and a suit that looked older than my grandma – hold on a second! I don't have a grandma! A stack of papers higher than the top of the door swayed dangerously in his arms.

"Wow and I thought Bella was adverse to keeping up with the trends but, this is just unreal!" I commented on his ancient-looking wardrobe. "Alice would be ashamed if she were here. Tut, tut"

He tripped, falling flat on his face. Oops, guess I scared him. His stack loads of papers went flying and a folder even thwacked Jazz in the face.

"Erm…yes…just…one…Erm…second…I…Erm never mind" he said while trying to gather his paper but in reality just making more of a mess.

As he was on his knees collecting his papers, the door swung open knocking the shocked doctor into the wall. There in the door way stood Rosalie, Nessie, Jacob a very overly happy Alice and Edward with a very scared expression and standing as far away from Bella as humanly possible. Bella stood with a murderous look on her face glaring at Edward. I wonder what happened there I thought. Just as I thought that Edward's head shot up to stare at me. He glared at me unhappily but I just shrugged at him. After a while I started to wonder where the doctor had got to.

I got up and pushed everyone to the side gesturing to them to be quiet and made my way to the door. I slowly pulled the door back from the wall and peered behind it. "Yoohoo doc you there" all I got in reply was a disgruntled moan. I pulled the door all the way back and watched in morbid fascination as the doc tumbled to the ground. I grinned and shouted "timbbbbeeerrrr!" I grinned at the fallen counsellor and turned to look at my family.

Edward stood still with a terrified look on his face as I grabbed them all and shouted "bundle" and pulled them to the ground.

Bella's POV

Emmett shouted bundle and pulled us to the ground on top of the counsellor. As we all lied on top of each other I opened my eyes to look into the eyes of my sweet beloved husband Edward( please oh dear sweet god note the sarcasm)

I snarled at my soon to be even deader husband who was being squashed by Emmett's bulky frame, and I'm pretty sure I saw him flinch just a little, all from a small glare.

"Now, now dear" Edward put his hands up nervously, "you don't want to do this! We wouldn't want you to get hurt."

"I'm sorry, what?" I shrieked and I pulled my hand back and connected my newly made fist with Edward's Adonis-like features.

I dragged Edward up by the scruff of his collar, I noticed Emmett clinging to Edward. Well, this is a new development I'm sure. I silently said sorry to Rose and smashed my fist into Emmett's back, sending Emmet and Edward careening into the wall.

"Sorry there Em, you know I love you." I said apologetically to him "you on the other hand." I sent a death glare to Eddie – poo. I let my shield down and thought venomously better sleep with one eye open sweetheart!

"Bella, I mean come on, we don't sleep! You should know this by now!" Edward rolled his eyes at me!

Oooh someone's feeling brave! I thought in a sing song voice. I wonder where I put that lighter? Oh wait! Here it is! I pulled it out and waved it in front of me. "Edward!" I sang. "I'm coming to get ya!"

"Now Bella, you don't want to do this!" Edward tried to coax me into putting down the lighter that I pulled out of my pocket.

I glared at him. "Not this time Edward!" I fumed as he tried to dazzle me. I looked at him in confusion when he walked up to me and tucked a loose strand of hair behind my ear.

"Oh my angel, you know I would never hurt you…" I could feel him slipping through my cracks as I stared into his eyes but, I was brought to my senses when we heard something crash in a corner of the room.

We all whipped our heads round to look at the source of the noise. It was Emmett. Of course. Who else?

We watched as he looked at the crystal figurine smashed on the floor and then looked at us, and then back to the figurine. He looked up once more, however, this time he was sporting a huge grin on his face. He opened his mouth and said the most typical Emmett-comment ever…"it moved!"

Rosalie, who was standing next to him, hit him upside the head, shaking her own head at him.

He started whining, "Rose! What was that for?"

"What do you think Emmett?" Rose snapped.

Just then the counsellor turned around and spoke up. "Umm…ok let's not get ahead of ourselves! Let's be adults about this…" he flinched when they all turned around and went "shhhh!"

I watched as he prepped himself to deal with us. I rolled my eyes as he opened his mouth to most likely try and order us to some seats.

"Let's take our seats and begin shall we?" he stated more than asked.

The room filled with exaggerated moans yet, we all took a seat begrudgingly on the too-small-for-more-than-five-people-couch. Well most of us did. Emmett unfortunately, had other ideas…

"MY SEAT!" Emmett screamed "I called it. I saw it. It's mine. Hands off." He made a run-and-jump for the couch and landing on his side with one hand on his hip the other propping up his head.

"Move!" Edward growled.

"Make Me" Emmett challenge. I saw this going wrong but I was not about to stop it. I mean come on he called me a MAN!

"Move you idiot." Edward was losing his temper and quick.

"Nope." Emmett smirked now that he was getting a reaction out of Edward, egging him on for a fight. This was getting out of hand and I do feel bad about what I did to him but, can you blame me, he's gorgeous and I'm just plain for a vampire. I guess I can't blame him.

I walked up to Edward his back facing me, grabbed him by his shirt and spun him round- God I love vampire strength-"Leave it." I whispered softly and kissed him on the lips and pulled away quickly, hey we were still in public in front of my daughter.

Edward gave me the cutest confused look "What happened to 'I'm gonna kill you with Rose's lighter.' Did I miss something?"

"Just drop it, I forgave you right?" I said. He looked at me in awe and wrapped his arms around my waist and hugged me tightly. We were brought out of our personal bubble with someone pretending do gag. I tore my eyes away from Edward's to see Jacob's face twisting in disgust.

Edward growled. "Your one to talk! I saw those things you were thinking about Nessie."

Mr. Erm-I-Don't-Actually-Know-His-Name coughed loudly "What do you mean you 'saw' what he was thinking?"

He really put his foot in that one I thought. I wonder how he'll get himself out of this.

Edwards POV

I couldn't think of what to do, what to say! What do I say? I looked around, my face begging for help out of this mess but, all I found was my family mentally laughing at me, Alice of course being the loudest.

You're in deep shit. You really put your foot in it this time. Teach you and your huge ego right. Ha-Ha Eddie-boy.

Ok so I'm not getting any help from my family. Time to improvise "I...Erm Am…umm, Amazing…And…Kinda...Guessed?"

"Sure, Eddie-boy, you guessed it! Right." Emmett smirked at me, egging on the doctor's disbelief.

I glared at Emmett fiercely, as I heard the Doctor thinking 'I can already see I might have to bring out the big guns with this one…this is going to take a lot of work…'

I sighed resignedly and sat next to my Bella who gave me a sympathetic smile. This wasn't going to end well…

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