Chapter Four: Rocky Redemption
Last time we saw MissingNo and Nikadin, they had just finished battling the cold Regice! What's next, an extinguished Infernape! No, but there is Regirock...
Nikadin and MissingNo were trekking towards the Union Cave. On their warpath was, oddly enough, an Infernape- with ZERO flame- trying to put on a pair of skinny jeans...
MissingNo said, "Um, what the fu-" He was promptly whacked on the head with a large rock.
"Oi, watch your mouth. Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?"
"...Dude. I HAVE no mom. Remember, the failed clone is ME?"
"Oh, almost forgot."
"You DID forget, you sore little liar!"
"Fine, I admit it. Look, we're almost at the cave...but you didn't have to be some mean..."
"WILL YOU JUST SHUT UP!"
Nikadin whined, as if awe-struck by the harsh words of MissingNo. BUT, MissingNo saw a solitary tear roll down Nikadin's purple cheek.
"Look, man, I apologize for that crap I just threw at you."
Nikadin gave MissingNo a confused look before they entered the cave.
They were in the Union Cave. An unfortunate Teddiursa was getting bit by two Zubat, each one sucking his blood. Eventually, the bear was almost a corpse, and a Golbat chose to join the vampiric feast. MissingNo fired an Alpha Beam, and it spooked away the Zubat, but it caught the Golbat's attention. Golbat lurched at the two, and a quick Mega Punch killed the Golbat, blood spattering on some stalagmites. MissingNo wandered over to the Teddiursa, and checked for a pulse. "Yeah, I think he's alive."
"Good. What are we gonna do..."
"About the Golbat? I know..."
They ate it. The delicious wings were, oddly enough, a delicacy for Ursaring. They said they were "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS!" This would be enough to confuse the travelers. Eventually, they heard a "Guroaaah...Guroaah..."
"Hm. Do you think that's a lost Graveler?"
"Never heard of one living in the cave, but let's check anyway."
When they entered the room, stalactites and stalagmites greeted them, along with the sight of Regirock. "GUROAAAAH! GIURUOAAH!"
"Holy shi-" MissingNo was bapped with another rock.
"I said watch your big mouth."
BATTLE: MissingNo/Nikadin V.S. Regirock, the Rock Solid Golem
Regirock attacked before Nikadin and MissingNo had time to prepare. Nikadin was knocked against some stalagmites, while MissingNo was locked in a fistfight with Regirock. Regirock won out, and smashed MissingNo against the wall, and pummeled him with Zap Cannon. Nikadin lashed out with Earthquake, which tripped Regirock, and this allowed MissingNo to hit with a Hydro Pump. Regirock staggered back, and barely avoided landing in a waterfall, which apparently led below the earth. MissingNo and Nikadin combined their Alpha Beams to create Omega Beam, which pushed Regirock into the waterfall from the sheer force. They could see Regirock's body being shredded by the water's power as it tumbed underground, never to be seen again. MissingNo muttured, "Daaaaymn," and then he fell asleep from sheer exhaustion. The travelers had won again.
So, the rock-sturdy Golem, Regirock, couldn't last against Nikadin and MissingNo! The unusual Infernape...Will he be seen again? Will the third Regi show itself? These questions, and more, will be answered in the next chapters of Devilheart!