Lana: Hey all, it's time for the first REAL chapter of Ask the Losties. We have five questions from Golden-Black Dragon to start us off. First one is for Ben.
Ben: gulps nervously Ok….
Do you think that you formed your bizarre fixation on Juilet due to yourneed to replace your mother and Annie?
Ben: What?! I am NOT fixated with Juliet AT ALL! Uncharacteristically lying horribly
Juliet: What? This is STILL going on? You know, Ben, as of LaFleur, I am with James.
Ben: What? utterly heartbroken Why doesn't anyone tell me these things?!
Lana: Oh poor Ben! Hugs Ben Ok – next one is also for Ben, also from Golden-Black Dragon.
Ben: sighs
I think that you're a sadist, I mean you like killingbunny rabbits and making other people suffer without good reason.
Ben: Ok – I MAY frequently torture people and kill bunnies, but I assure you that it DOES have a good reason. It all has to do with the way the island works.
Sawyer: Yeah, right. What about making me think that my heart was going to explode?
Ben: I needed you to stay there and not run away!
Jack: You've pulled a lot of DIRTY tricks! And you've killed innocent people!
Locke: Including me!
Ben: I had reasons!!!!
Lana: Ok, enough of this; lets go to the next Q before this turns into a bloodbath. This is for Des from Golden Black Dragon.
Desmond: Yay! I get a question!:
You knew that Charlie was going to die needlessly yet you saidnothing and you lied to him about seeing Claire and Aaron get rescued? How doyou sleep at night, and does Penny know how selfish you are?
Desmond: Oh. So not the happy-go-lucky-what's-you're-favourite-color-question that I was hoping for.
Charlie: Wait a minute; you LIED to me? Claire and Aaron never got rescued?
Claire: Well, Aaron did, but I didn't. In fact, I'm currently MIA, maybe even presumed dead.
Lana: I think you're alive.
Claire: Thanks? WAIT! Des, you KNEW that Charlie was going to DIE AND YOU DID IT ANYWAY???
Desmond: Yes…oh, Golden Black Dragon – it is difficult to sleep at night, and no, Penny has no idea.
Lana: Getting off phone She does now!
Desmond: pales What???
Penny: running into the room You let someone DIE???
Desmond: It was so I could see YOU!
Penny: I don't care! That's horrible! I'm leaving you! *Slaps and leaves*
Des: Well, that went well.
Lana: Next one is for Claire, from Golden Black Dragon.
Claire: Oh no.
Who would you choose out of these 3(well 4 including me*winksroguishly*); Charlie, Desmond or Sawyer (I'm an optional 4th choice)
Claire: Well, I don't know you, though I like your roguish wink, Des essentially killed Charlie, as stated before, Sawyer is a jerk, and Charlie, though he's made bad decisions, has always been overall nice to me and Aaron. So I'd have to pick Charlie.
Charlie: Yessah!
Desmond: You know, I AM available now and –
Claire: NO!
Desmond: sulks
Lana: Next question is for Locke, from Golden Black Dragon.
How can I be as AWESOME as you? *waves a banner saying "LOCKE ROCKS"*
Locke: Listen to the island, or some other significant force, and trust your instincts. As the LOST writers would say, be a man of faith, and not a man of science. Also – never even think about using Rogaine. And thank you for saying that I am awesome.
Jack: doing a sock-puppet impression of Locke
Kate: Stop being a baby, Jack. I think that John's answer was very smart.
Locke: Thank you, Kate.
Jack: STAY OFF OF MY WOMAN!!
Charlie: Won't work, trust me.
Kate: Who says I'm your woman, Jack?! For all you know, I could like Sawyer WAY more!
Juliet: Hey, watch it, girlfriend!
Lana: OK!! Let's move on, please. We now have three from KUROCKSMYWORLD. The first one is for Jack.
Jack: I finally get a question!!
You know you won't really explode if you don't get to fix someoneright?
Jack: How do you KNOW that?? Hmm?? How do you know that doctors won't explode if they don't fix someone? Cuz they do!!!
Kate: Jack, you need to go lie down. Now.
Jack: OK, Mommy. But first, could you shoot yourself so I can fix you?
Kate: No.
Lana: Here's another from KUROCKSMYWORLD. It's for Ben.
So what's with the bunnies? You always seem to have one with you. Is itlike an obsession or something?
Ben: The only thing I am obsessed with is Juliet. WAIT! No, I meant nothing. I am obsessed with nothing. And that includes bunnies. They are merely good test subjects.
Juliet: Please move on Ben.
Ben: NEVER!
Lana: Juliet has a stalker!
Ben: Hey!
Lana: Sorry! Don't kill me! Next question is also from KUROCKSMYWORLD for Locke.
Locke: Shoot.
So what's with all this " the island is this," "the islandis that"are you like in love with it or something? Maybe get a hobby?
Jack: Yeah, Locke! Get a hobby!!!
Locke: I have hobbies, including hunting boar and helping other survivors with their problems. I merely have better listening skills with the island than most do.
Jack: Shut up. Nobody likes you.
Lana: Jack, settle down. The next three questions are from Mrs. JackSawyerSayidDesmond. The first one is for Jack, Kate, and Sawyer.
How do you feel about yourlove triangle?
Jack: Well, I don't think there is a triangle. Kate clearly loves me more.
Sawyer: In your dreams, Jack! She totally loves me!!
Kate: STOP IT! I really like them both, and the triangle is hard on me. Its easier to choose Jack, because I haven't seen Sawyer in a few years, but I do like him too.
Jack and Sawyer: What? I thought you loved ME!
Locke: I think the island will help you choose, Kate.
Jack: SHUT UP!!
Lana: I'm a Skate fan myself, but I like Juliet/Sawyer too. Next question, also from Mrs. JackSawyerSayidDesmond, is for Juliet.
You do know thatSawyer's gonna leave you for Kate, right?
Juliet: shuffles feet Yeah, I guessed as much. But James will be with who he wants. I just want him to be happy.
Kate: sticks tongue out at Juliet Ha.
Juliet: Don't be catty!
Lana: OK, let's quit before a hair-pulling scratching battle starts. Our final question, also from Mrs. JackSawyerSayidDesmond, is for Ben.
Who is Annie?
Ben: She was a friend of mine when I was young, and part of the DHARMA initiative. I liked her a lot, and I was sad to see her go.
Lana: Not much is known of her demise, but it is implied that she died during the purge. That's all we have time for today, and we will see you next time. Keep sending in questions!!
Everyone: Waves