Lana: Hello! Welcome to chapter three of Ask the Losties. We have twenty questions this time, so this will be painful. I am no longer going to announce the username, so just look on the review page to see which questions are whose. Also – I am so sorry for the wait! I lost my jump-drive. Due to the hiatus, I am taking a few questions out that have been answered in the last few episodes. Our first question is for Ben.

Are you crazy now because you were a really ugly kid back in 1977?

Ben: What? I was not ugly! Was I?

Juliet: Well, yeah. You kind of were.

Ben: Aww…

Lana: hugs I thought you were cute! Next question is for Jack, Sawyer, Sayid, and Desmond.

Jack, Sawyer, Sayid, Desmond: Do you like my screen name, MrsJackSawyerSayidDesmond? How much?

Jack: Cool. But Kate is better.

Sawyer: I agree.

Juliet: looks over and snarls

Sawyer: But with Juliet instead of Kate.

Sayid: I am flattered, but I must warn you. Everyone I love dies.

Shannon: It's true.

Nadia: Yep.

Desmond: Yes! Very much! You know, I am available now that Penny left.

Charlie: Des, you don't even know this person…

Desmond: So?

Lana: Umm…next question. It is for Kate.

You should pick Sawyer!

Kate: Umm…thanks for the suggestion?

Sawyer: smirks

Jack: pouts

Lana: Next question is for Jin.

How frustrating do you find it that you can't understand what people are saying other than when Sun translates for you? I'm in the same boat with ya buddy, English was my second language too!

Jin: You may have seen the last episode. I am speaking English much more fluently now. It is still hard, though. I understand your feelings.

Lana: Wow. I really am amazed at people who learn a second language. I've tried to learn a few, but I'm nowhere near patient enough to do it. Next question is for Charlie.

If you hadn't been a part of DriveShaft, what do you think you would have done with your life career-wise?

Charlie: Well, if you saw "The Moth", you know that businessman didn't work out too well. If I wasn't into music, I might be…hmm…

Claire: A nanny!

Charlie: What???

Claire: blushes Well, you are very good with Aaron, and I think that you would do well as a nanny.

Lana: Aw…PBJ…anyway, next question is for Ben.

Will you PLEASE stop your bunny/Juliet obsession! It's ticking me off! Let Juliet be happy with James and let the bunnies live! (sorry Kate)

Ben: Gah! I've said that I don't enjoy killing bunnies, and I am NOT obsessed with Juliet! At all!

Juliet: coughdenialcough

Lana: Gosh…we've had so many questions like this. Anyway, next one is for Liam.

Charlie: My Liam?

Lana: Yes, Charlie, your Liam.

How do you feel about your loss? I mean, Charlie is so sweet and cute and sexy.. hum.. wait, I mean...We didn't even see you cry or whatever... So? How do you feel?

Liam: What do you mean, how do I feel? He was my baby brother! Not to mention the fact that I felt responsible! I told him to leave! I yelled at him! The day the plane crashed was…the worst day of my life…

Charlie: Aw, really?

Desmond: Sorry, brotha.

Liam: Wait…this was your fault, wasn't it? You killed my baby brother!!

Desmond: Um, no?

Lana: MOVING ON! Next question is for Charlie.

WHY DIDN'T YOU WALK OUT THE ROOM INSTEAD OF DYING FOR NOTHING? We miss you so much!

Claire: sad face She's right, Charlie. Everyone misses you so much.

Charlie: Because – I knew that if I opened the door, the sub would flood, and not only would I die, but Des would die too, and that wouldn't be right since he had saved my life so many times. This was, however, BEFORE I found out that he had been lying to me the entire time!!

Lana: Aw…you were my favorite character, Charlie…I miss you too. (However, there are rumors flying around that Charlie has been confirmed to return for season 7. Cross your fingers!)

Ben: I thought I was your favorite!

Lana: You're my favorite living character. He's my overall favorite. The next question is for Desmond.

Do you really call your son "Charlie" after Charlie Pace?

Desmond: Yes and no. He was technically named after Charles Widmore, Penny's father, but we do call him "Charlie" after the man who saved my life.

Charlie: You named your kid after me, mate?

Desmond: Aye, I did, brotha.

Lana: Awww…that's sweet…next question is for Annie.

Who are you? Are you Libby?

Lana: Here, I'll just answer this one. Annie is Ben's childhood best friend. She apparently died in the purge. Libby, if you'll remember, was a "tail-y". Next question is for Locke.

Are you in love with the Island?

Locke: No, I am just in touch with my –

Jack: Feminine side?

Locke: No, my intuition. It's not that I'm in love with the island, I am just more sensitive, so I understand what it means better than most.

Lana: Cool. Next Q is for Sayid.

How the heck did you kill a man WITH YOUR FEET?

Sayid: Training in the war. Simple.

Lana: Next question is for Richard.

Do you have four toes? Is your missing 5th toe the reason you never seem to age?

Lana: Wow. This is definitely the weirdest question we've had so far.

Locke: I think they may be referring to the four-toed statue on the island.

Richard: Um, watch the show? I guess it will tell at some point.

Lana: Next question is for Charlotte. (I also forgot to mention that her, Miles, and Dan are on standby…sorry)

You love Daniel the way he loved you? Or were you just leading him on?

Charlotte: Yes…I did. He really cared about me. He is a very decent man, and you don't see that every day…I did love him…so much.

Lana: Aww….Charaday fluff…Next question is for Daniel.

Do you think you can ever move past Charlotte? If so, would you choose me?

Dan: Did Des move past Penny when they were apart? Did Sawyer completely move past Kate? No…and I don't think I will for a while either…as for dating outside my "TV dimension", I don't think so…

Lana: Insightful…next inquiry is for the ever-freaky Eloise Hawking.

Is Daniel adopted? How come he doesn't quite seem to have that British accent that you have??

Eloise: Hmm…I don't feel that the island is ready for me to answer this yet.

Locke: Where have you been all my life?

Lana: Locke, shut up. Anyway, my guess is that Dan was "Raised by Another". Next question is for Sayid, Shannon, and Boone.

Homely: *explains the whole -slept with my brother while drunk- thing*. Sayid, how do you feel?

Sayid: faints

Shannon: pouts I want to stop playing the answer game!!

Boone: Um…I'm leaving.

Lana: Wow, that was awkward…anyway, next question is for Charlie.

If you could go back in time would you still die for Claire and Aaron, even though Claire didn't leave the island?

Charlie: This is a hard question…I would have to say yes, because I'm confident that Claire will eventually get off the island, and Aaron did get off, though I wish he had been raised by his actual mum…stares pointedly at Kate

Kate: What was I supposed to do??

Lana: Wow, let's move on, shall we? Next and Last question is for Ben.

How can you be so evil and awesome at the same time?

Ben: I suppose that it is my boyish charm…wink

Everyone: stares

Jack: What boyish charm?? You look 53 years old!!

Ben: Actually, I'm supposed to be 43. Michael Emerson, who I've never met, but supposedly looks just like me, is 53.

Lana: Um…yeah…Anyway, keep sending in those questions! See you next time on Ask the Losties!

Hurley: You know, I would really appreciate some questions!!