L was absolutely baffled, how could this be? Light, of all people; never mind he would just shove it off. So he put on his regular attire, consisting of baggy jeans and a casual white shirt. It was all going to be fine; he was going to spend his entire day eating sweets, accompanied by a hyper active Matsuda , a complaining Aizawa, a bitchy Misa Amane, and a very sexy….. god what was he thinking!

Now that he thought about it, the younger man was very attractive. Sun kissed skin, warm brown eyes, his teeth were so white his smile glistened, he was…perfect.

"So how's the Kira investigation going?" Matsuda interrupted his day dream. "Misa Misa would like to schedule another date with Light!"

"Just get me another cup of coffee" replied an un amused L. He was sick of Amane and all this Misa Misa stuff. Especially now as she had more of a chance with Light, as she was a girl. For one L actually wished he was one, unless…. Light just happened to, you know, swing that way. He just had to find a way to find out. Could he ask him straight up or come up with a scheme to find out. Now he just had to find a way to get rid of Misa.

" Mogi-san! Could you please take Miss Amane shopping? I'll give you the whole day off tomorrow!" L begged, He would do absolutely anything to get rid of Amane for the whole entire day.

Mogi sighed, this was going to be a long day. Its not like he had an option, right? At least he had the whole day off tomorrow.

"Fine" He replied completely u amused.

" I knew you'd take up my offer"

After pondering and contemplating his plan L decided to get a go on it.

" I found a new lead on the Kira case, did you see Sakura T.V's last nigh special on Kira. Al though we know that Sakura T.V has been an unreliable source in the past, it is believed that Demegawa is planning to contact Kira. I have gotten a few leads as to where they will meet. Remember the other thing Demegawa mentioned yesterday on T.V_"

" Is it the new Misa Misa brand cereal ?" He was abruptly interrupted by Matsuda

"They could have new Misa Misa condoms for all I care!" Aizawa replied rudely

" Is it the Camui Gackt concert?" Light asked

"You are all wrong, remember Demegawa was exited about Free Lap Dance Tuesday s at Ichigo's Gentlemen's Club. Aiber confirmed that Demagawa will be attending and is rumored to be contacting Kira."

He had managed to pass Aiber some money under the table, but either way Aiber was satisfied, he got money and a free lap dance.

Aiber then continued to inform them of their plans that night. Which today, just coincidentally happened to be Tuesday?

Aizawa could not go, his wife would kill him if he ever went to a strip club again, Mr. Yagami's marriage was more stable but he could not manage to bring himself to do such a thing. Wedy was too busy, with other affairs, and she did not wish to go, as going would make her look like a lesbian. She would much rather go to a Chip N Dales.

This left L, Light, Matsuda and Aiber to go. The idea of going seemed almost appalling to Light, however he could not refuse as, and refusing him could make him look gay in front of his father. Matsuda and Aiber seemed to be quite pleased with this decision and were already getting nosebleeds.

"Now remember have fun, but not too much as this is a serious part of the Kira investigation"

Light gulped, how the hell was he supposed to have fun, there were going to be women running around NAKED! He tried to not look shocked , his father was there. He once remembered a time Misa molested him.

****Flash back time****

The doorbell rang

"Light, Misa-chan is waiting for you at the door, I think she got you a present!" Sayu exclaimed.

Oh God, not her again, Light thought to himself. Ryuk giggled like a little girl waiting in anticipation to see what Misa was up to.

"Light 3 ! " Misa screamed at the top of her lungs and glomped him. She was decked in her usual attire, but it was slightly, never mind, more, no…. an extremely skimpy version of the usual. This was a Lolita French maid costume, but the two piece kind (feel free to look it up on e-bay).

Misa closed the lock to Lights room, with a loud click. Ryuk tried to keep himself from laughing out hysterically. He thought to himself humans are so interesting.

"Light-Kun , I brought you some whipped cream" Misa said in her most provocative tone of voice dropping her top.

Light gulped " Misa we shouldn't do that here, my mother and Sayu are in the house it would be disrespectful, and I would dishonor my family. He kept his gaze up trying not to look down.

She forced herself on him placing his hand on her bare breast, and began undoing his tie and wrapped it around his wrists. She undid his buttons one by one.

"Light, Diner is ready" Sayu had saved him.

Later that night Ryuk asked Light one simple question

"Light you don't seem to like her, or is that the case with all women?"

" I think she might have turned me gay!" sobbed Light , trying too hard not to think about it.

********End Flash back*******

Light took out a deep sigh. Why, oh, Why?