AN: Wow, this fic is only like a week old and chapter 5 is already up! Daaang, I'm super speedy. Praise me. We're back to Zexion POV here. I don't know if I'm always gonna follow the Zexion, Axel, Demyx, Roxas, Marly pattern with POVs, but that's what I'm going to be following as of now. Hope you enjoy. Btw, there isn't going to be a lot of humor on the Zexion POV, 'cause…it's Zexion POV.

Disclaimer: Yeahno.

Chapter Five: His

ZEXION POV

As Demyx held Zexion in his arms on the cafeteria floor, the slate-haired teen tried to shove him off. He glared at Axel when he saw that he was looking straight at him from his spot next to the blonde kid named Roxas, looking like he was enjoying his pain and embarrassment. He also noticed that every single student in the cafeteria was staring at Demyx glomping him. Oh, this was just a fun time…

When the Axel and the kid walked over, Demyx inquired who he was, all while still having his arms around Zexion.

"Retards and one smart guy, this is Roxas. Roxas, meet retards and one smart guy." Zexion assumed Axel was referring to him when he said 'one smart guy.' Demyx and Marluxia just didn't seem like the two brightest light bulbs.

"Hey…uh, guys," the short blond one said.

"I'm Demyx!" said boy shouted into Zexion's ear, making him cringe a little.

"Marluuuuuxia," came the bored reply.

"Zexion," the teen said curtly.

"Okay, now that introductions are over, I think we should eat. It is, after all, lunch time," Axel said.

"Good plan, good plan!" Demyx again shouted into his ear.

Zexion had never been one to eat in school. The lunches cost more than they were worth, and they cost nothing. They legitimately tasted like crap. Legitimately. "I'll skip," he said.

"Whaaaat?! But Zexy, you're soooo skinny!" Demyx shrieked, for the third time, into his ear. Jeez, this kid was annoying but amazingly cute.

"Demyx! First of all, do not call me that ridiculous nickname." Zexion hated the many silly nicknames people had for him. "Second, why are you shouting at the top of your lungs?" he asked. He started to rub his temples in both frustration and pain from Demyx's unnecessarily loud voice.

"Oh, thaaat? That's just like, my voice. I sorta can't control it. And isn't Zexy such a cute name? It suits you so well! So many innuendo possibilities!" Demyx replied with a half-smirk, half-grin.

Zexion blushed at Demyx's beautiful smile and implication that he was cute. He was about to answer with a "No! It is not cute, and it does not suit me!" when Marluxia interrupted. "Oh my goodness. CAN WE JUST EAT?" Marluxia shouted to break it up.

"Fine," Zexion said, sounding bored. Normally, he would protest more at the nickname, but since it was Demyx…

"THANK YOU!" Marly shouted again, blocking off Zexion's thoughts. Marluxia was interrupting him a lot today. Naturally, Zexion wanted to deck the flower boy in the face, but he held his anger in. Stoic, he thought. Stay stoic.

As the boys sat at their table eating (Demyx had forced Zexion to get some of the crap-food), they had a nice conversation regarding their sexual preferences.

Everyone knew that Axel was bi. He had announced it during freshman year…standing up on a table…

As for Roxas, the boy also told the table that he was bi. Well, he actually said he didn't know, but he was marking himself as bi for now. Ha, Axel sure seemed happy at that proclamation.

Demyx, of course, was gay. No kidding. Zexion had a very efficient gay-dar, and his was beeping like crazy whenever he saw Demyx. The mull-hawked idiot practically radiated "I'm gay!" waves. He was so blatantly gay that it was almost sad.

Zexion was gay, too. He just didn't see what was so great about girls. His appearance, however, didn't seem gay. So many girls had always bothered him throughout his life. Apparently, girls like "mysterious" boys. Pshaw.

The slate-haired teen started to get a little uneasy looking at Marluxia. The pinky had seemed a little…entranced. As he followed his line of vision, he saw that the teen was staring at Vexen. What the hell? Zexion and Vexen were good friends, even though Vexen was a teacher. Once you got to know him, he was pretty cool. The slate-haired teen was his best student, of course. The blond teacher was actually kind of funny, and he wasn't old and not up-to-date with current events like most teachers were. Zexion watched at Marluxia totally ogled Vexen. Heh, maybe I should set them up…Ah, but wait. That could get someone in trouble. Dammit.

Zexion and Marluxia were not friends. They had actually just met. But Zexion had heard a lot about Marluxia from Axel, and he assumed it was the other way around as well. If what Axel said about Marluxia was anything to go by, he was a pretty good guy. He liked flowers and was kind of feminine, of course, but hey. What's a same-sex couple without a sassy gay guy?

Now, Marluxia was starting to join the conversation. Once he caught onto what they were talking about, he, too, announced that he was bi to the four others sitting with him. Ah, Zexion should have guessed that he was bi. Just last year, he had gone out with Larxene, the only bisexual girl in Hollow Bastion. Naturally, she only dated guys, because, as was just stated, she was the only one of her kind. Larxene was pretty much a huge bitch. She hung out mostly with guys and stayed away from the girls. They were all too soft for her. Girls like Xion, Namine, and Kairi were all those I-play-with-ponies-and-pretty-things kinds of girls. Okay, maybe not ponies at the age of sixteen…but you get the picture. They were girly. Anyways, Zexion hated Larxene. There had always been a lot of tension between the two. Zexion could be a bitch when he wanted to. Yeah, the kitty has claws. Other girls that Zexion found annoying were just like tiny, benign cysts. Larxene, however, was a cancerous tumor. Some people just really burned his toast, and she was one of them. It's not so much he wanted to kill the antennae girl; he just wanted her to be…not alive. But he knew that that kind of acrimony wasn't going to solve anything.

Back to the Marluxia situation! So, he would have to do something about this. He knew for a fact that Marluxia was going to ask him for advice on it soon. If his assumptions were correct, Axel had told Marluxia about him, and as it goes, he probably told him that the slate-haired teen gave good advice. And he did.

Except for one thing…he was tangled up in a problem of his own, for once. It wasn't really a problem, but more like a situation he had never been in. He found himself…liking Demyx. He found himself craving the blonde. He wanted to see more of him. He wanted to be his friend. No, Zexion wanted to be more than that…But what was he to do? He was the advice giver. He had no one to go to and complain to! He couldn't vent to anyone. No one could give him the proper advice on this. Zexion really liked the be-mull-hawked boy. Really, he did. Everything Demyx did and said, Zexion found extremely cute. The boy was just irresistible. He loved the way Demyx spoke, the way he walked, the sound of his laugh, the sound of his voice, his comical expressions whenever something exciting happened. Zexion had known him for all of one day, but already, he found himself in love. He loved his hyperness that made him seem like he was always high. He loved that he was gay, that he was single. And that Zexion could make him his. Because that's just what he was going to do.

AN: You like? I know, I know. This is a bad chapter; I basically just repeated what was in the last one. But I thought it was important for you to see Zexion's outlook of what happened that day. Review, por favor! (: