Hello it seems that every time I try to post off a link it cuts of the part that says youtube, so I am highly annoyed…grrrr,

Oh and I am mad at word for 'correcting' things that were already correct…more grrrrrrrrrrrrr

"Really?" Watari sighed "I can't believe you forgot."

"Forgot what?" sighed L

"Something having to do with, well your trip to Whammy's!" Watari screamed.

Really how could L, forget every few months he had to visit the orphans to add on to their enthusiasm in becoming his successors.

"Watari, what about Light-kun?" L asked " I mean I can't leave him here alone as he is still under suspicions of being Kira, and I can't bring him along."

"No worries, I have planed ahead" Watari explained " I gave Roger a call ahead of time and he agreed to Light-kun coming along under a few conditions."

"uh, huh"

"We would have to bring Light-kun on a leash, and there is also something regarding the boys being that specific age.." Watari continued.

L had forgot, how old were Matt, Mello and Near since he last saw them. I mean in his dreams their ages varied, how old were they again? Damn it now he remembered! Near was 12, Matt 13, and Mello was 14. There was only one thing Watari could be talking about.

"Yes, Ryusaki." He proceeded "You know exactly what I'm talking about , you are going to have to give them the talk."

"Damn it! I knew it" he whined " I just hope Roger doesn't tell them about the time I was licking a penis pop when I was 7 and I didn't know what it was"

"Ah yes, I remember that" Watari sighed. It was going to be along day, and even Watari knew that.

The entire task force walked in to their designated work areas and fulfilling their duties; except Mogi, who was enjoying his well deserved break for enduring tedious day shopping with Misa Misa. Yup everyone was in their correct place; Aizawa was watching a porno on his laptop, Matsuda was sticking random writing utensils in Aizawa's hair, along with prettiefull bows and combs, Watari was serving Italian ice, Chief Yagami was sighing at everyone else's shameful behavior, and Light was just working on the Kira case looking so cute, even with a hangover.

"Ryusaki!" Matsuda interrupted his thoughts once again " Misa Misa would still like to schedule a date with her beloved Light-kun"

"Matsuda, not now." L ordered " I have other plans for Yagami-kun today, we are going to go on a very special field trip."

"Can I come?" Matsuda asked, he was almost hyperventilating from excitement.

"No." L coldly replied "Now get me another cup of coffee"

"Ryusaki you never informed me of such a field trip" The older Yagami questioned his boss.

"Yeah Ryusaki, you never mentioned this to me until now." Light complained

"That's cause I didn't remember until today!" L defended himself. And Soichiro Yagami just shook his head L's shameful forgetfulness. "Well, look at things things this way; you get to miss your date with Misa Misa, and I take you out to dinner so I can make it up to you."

Light liked the idea of missing his date with Misa Misa, besides he was excited to see where Ryusaki was going to take him to dinner, he hoped it was Italian.

"That works for me pretty well" Light replied excitedly " It just depends where we are going for dinner, I feel like Italian."

"That works fine, Italian it is" L said, and all of a sudden Matsuda was back with his coffee.

"Hey, I heard this new place just opened and its called El Penne de Alfredo* , it is an Italian restaurant. Ooh, ooh, you'll never guess what their specialty is_" Matsuda was cut off by L.

"Penne Alfredo" he just blankly stated.

"Damn it! How did you know?" Matsuda just stared blankly.

"The answer is in the question" Light said " Now get me another Latte!"

"That's my boy" Soichiro said patting Light on the back, he was learning well the ways of L and his father and everyone else in the Kira task force.

"By the way you never once mentioned where we were going." Light said.

"Oh, you'll see Yagami-kun." L said in a creepy voice "It's a surprise "

Within a few minutes Watari took L's and Light's stuff and placed them inside a private jet. Light just wondered where L got all this cool stuff, and for all he knew was off to a new mystery place.

Aizawa , Chief Yagami, and Matsuda were left alone inside the building with no L, or Watari to supervise over them, and they were stuck to deal with a grumpy Misa Misa. All they knew is it was either that time of the month, or she was just THAT pissed about not having her date with Light.

"EEEP! Where is my beloved Light-kun?" a rabid Misa asked

" He is on a date with Ryusaki and Watari-kun." Matsuda taunted, his statement was in fact so dumb it sent Misa on a rampage.

"My Light-kun is NOT GAY!" She screamed in rage. "Right Dad."

"For the last time, do not call me dad" the Chief stated "And Matsuda how many times do I have to tell you my son is not gay!"

It seemed that now days everyone involved in the Kira investigation had staked some form of bet on Light's sexuality. Matsuda and Weddy clearly believed that Light was flaming gay, Soichiro being a strict father figure believed his manly son was straight, Aizawa and Aiber believed Light was asexual, as he did not care for Misa, even Watari was involved in this crazy bet, he thought light was pansexual , and Mogi simply did not give a fuck.

Mean while on the jet, L and Light enjoyed all forms of fancy treats including Italian cream cake, cranberry sorbet, and strawberry éclairs, all served by our beloved Watari.

"Are we there yet?" Light asked.

"No" Watari said.

And five minutes latter…..

"Are we there yet?"

" Light-kun aren't you a bit too old for this?"

And from then on there was silence on the trip till they actually got there.

"Ah, look who is finally here." Roger said to our three favorite Whammy's boys.

Near just scowled, he didn't like L much, or anyone else for that matter, so he continued to go on with his favorite Bob the Builder puzzle. Matt looked up from his Game boy Advanced, he was playing Pokemon Silver Version, he looked exited and smiled at his friend Mello, who was eating a chocolate bar.

Linda peeked in through the door and stared at Near dreamily. If only he would like her, if only he could like any one at all.

"Now be on your best behavior, and don't do anything to make me look bad" Roger said looking sternly at the boys.

"Yes, Sir" They said in unison.

What could possibly go wrong? Roger thought to himself,…if only he knew….

. * Okay just so you know Penne pasta, well in Spanish there is a similar word pene which means penis . So now you can get the joke lol.

So give me a few ideas on questions that the boys could ask L to make Roger look bad.