DOORKNOBS
Bella slammed the door, eager to get inside, not realise that she had actually just made the whole situation worse.
"You see, Carlisle, I need a new doorknob fitted and as you were free, I thought you might help" Bella explained although she didn't really need to. The force of Bella slamming the door had caused the doorknob the hang loosely off the white wood, held in place by one bent nail.
"I most certainly will" Carlisle said, setting to work with his large screwdriver.
A few moments later Bella's doorknob was fixed, thanks to Carlisle and his super-vampire-speed. FINALLY Bella thought as Carlisle put his tools away and left I can actually have some privacy while I am sleeping now. Bella hated the lack of privacy she had experienced when her door would not close properly, always having Charlie in hearing distance of her and Edward worried her greatly. What if he found out that practically every day was a sleepover for the happy couple? Bella imagined...it wasn't nice. She hated the lack of privacy (but when you think about, she didn't really have any privacy at all, with Edward practically living in her room too)
Edward was still not back, and Bella was more bored than ever so she began to wonder what on earth has possessed her to buy 6 shopping bags full of lemons, she didn't even like lemons all that much! Lemonade was just about all she could handle. One thing was for sure, Alice would not approve of this use of money, and after all, lemons had nothing at all to do with Louis Vuitton.
Tired and bored of waiting for Edward to come back, Bella snuggled into bed, with the aim of having a refreshing afternoon nap, however as she had been sleeping badly due to the worry of a Charlie-shaped interruption during the night, Bella was far more tired than she had anticipated and she would not awaken from her deep slumber for several hours.
Several hours later Edward had returned, and let himself into Bella's room the normal way. He, like Carlisle, was immensely confused by the vast amount of yellow fruit littering the floor of Bella's hallway. After examining the disaster zone, and discovering that Bella was still asleep, Edward decided that it would be best to let Bella have some rest so he walked outside to find Jessica lingering around the front door because she 'just happened to be in the neighbourhood'
"Oh! Hi Edward" Jessica tried to sound surprised, but the truth was she was at Bella's simply to see if Edward was there. "I just happened to be in the neighbourhood" Jess said rather unnecessarily, yes she said that but what she really thought was ah smooth lying Jess, he will never find out that you were totally stalking him, little did she know that merely buy thinking this, she had let Edward know that she was 'totally stalking him'
Edward and Jessica stood outside for a good five minutes, a long time for Jessica to remain focused on one thing if I am being perfectly honest (which I try to be) and during this time Bella awoke from her 'nap' She glanced out of the window to see Jess' thinly veiled attempt to steal her boyfriend and she got MAD! She grabbed the closest thing to her, a fist-sized yellow object, and opened the window launching it a Jess' forehead. The yellow object bounced off Jessica's face with a force that knocked her backwards into a muddy puddle, the offending lemon on top of her.
Edward backed away slowly, doubled over with surprised laughter as Jessica sat in the small pool of muddy water with a dazed expression on her face, as if she had not quite understood what had just happened. Edward glanced towards Bella's now open window and saw a flash of her mahogany hair as she ducked out of sight; he would have to think of a suitable way to thank her, something that she would really want to taste...