Q & A With Squalo Superbi.
Usui/Yuki: Hello, and welcome to the next installment!
Bel: Shi, shi, shi, Hi.
Squalo: HEY! *He is out of the dress [Sadly] and drawings are off of his face.*
Usui/Yuki: Sqaulo is learning! *Claps hand together* Okay, we have some guest's today, and they should be here any second!
*Door opens and Tsuna and Yamamoto come in*
Usui/Yuki: Yay~ There here!
Yamamoto: Hahaha! Hey!
Usui/Yuki: KYAA! It's Yamamoto~ *Hugs Yamamoto*
*Silence fills the room.*
Yamamoto: Hahaha!
Usui/Yuki: OH! *get's off of Yamamoto* Sorry! I let my fangirl side get the best of me... Sorry! Please don't leave!
Yamamoto: Hahaha, don't sweat it! I won't leave! Nice to meet you!
Usui/Yuki: Hehehe, *lushes* Your making it really hard for me to control my fangirl side... And it's very nice to meet you too Yamamoto, you can call me Usui or Yuki!
Yamamoto: Okay!
Usui/Yuki: *Still blushing* Ehem, * Shakes head after being in a trance and turns to Tsuna.* Hi Tsuna-kun! It's nice to meet you!
Tsuna: Y-Yeah. Nice to meet you Usui-san.
Usui/Yuki: NO! Tsuna! You don't have to use formalities and you can call me Yuki!
Tsuna: O-Okay, Well it's nice to meet you to Yuki-san.
Usui/Yuki: *Sighs* Oh well, go ahead and use formalities, I don't really mind. Tsuna-kun, may I say that you are very cute? 'Cause you are!
Tsuna: *Blushing* W-W-What?
Usui/Yuki: Hehehe, you fun to tease too! Okay, Yamamoto, Tsuna-kun, follow me.
Yamamoto: Okay!
Usui/Yuki: Hey! Look who's here! It's Tsuna and Yamamoto!
Sqaulo: VOI! Why is he here?
Tsuna and Yamamoto: SQUALO! *Pointing*
Usui/Yuki: What a lovely reunion! Don't you think so to Bel-pyon!
Bel: Sure...
Tsuna: What are you doing here?
Usui/Yuki: I can explain that... *Mutters* Once again... You see, I snuck into the Varia H.Q, and I was very silent, until I ran into Bel-pyon and he made me tell him my plan.
Bel: That's not how it went. You saw me and fangirled, then I asked what you were doing there and you told me everything.
Usui/Yuki: Whatever, same thing. Anyways, I drugged Squalo in his sleep, so he couldn't wake up right away and I wouldn't be killed, all with Bel-pyon's help; and I think Lussuria found out too, and here I am now, with Bel-pyon and you guys, listening to David Bowie (He's the man!), my life has gone places.
Yamamoto: That's... some story...
Usui/Yuki: I know. Now lets get to the best part, and the reason, you two are here today! The Questions!
Tsuna: Questions?
Usui/Yuki: Yes, Dare's too, But don't worry about that Tsuna, There is only one dare this time around. *Smirks like a Noah in D . Gray - man. WOO! DGM!)
Tsuna *Thinking*: Thank goodness.
Usui/Yuki: But you do have questions. Now lets get started! The first one's from raer.
For Squalo: Is your hair naturally that color or did it become like that because of stress?
For Yamamoto: What's your relationship with Squalo? Also I dare you to kiss Squalo so I can see his reaction!
For Tsuna: Who does your hair and how does it defy gravity like that?
For Bel: What's your relationship with Fran? Also how do you feel about him? -smiles evilly-
Usui/Yuki: First of all, thank you for asking these, I didn't want to ask them myself. AND THANK YOU FOR THE DARE! *Hugs raer to death* I have been waiting for someone to ask that! (I had to fix the spelling on the very last word though! Sorry!
Sqaulo: *Speechless*...
Yamamoto: *Also Speechless*...
Tsuna: Y-Ya-yamamoto?
Usui/Yuki: *Evil laugh* Finaly, a dare that I have been waiting for... *Whispers* But it will be at the end of the chapter, after all, save the best for last...
Bel: Shi, shi, shi, was that the real reason that you had Yamamoto come?
Usui/Yuki: You know it. *Smiles.* Well, answer the question's, Bel, can you start us off, since they aren't out of there shock yet-
Sqaulo: WHAT THE F**K! WHY DO WE HAVE TO DO A STUPID DARE LIKE THAT? I NEVER EVEN AGREED TO THAT!
Usui/Yuki: Be quite for now Squalo. *Duct tapes his mouth shut* And don't curse. Bel, answer it.
Bel: Fine... Fran... Eh, what can I say, he somewhat annoys me, I want to kill him, to bad he can't feel pain.
Usui/Yuki: If you try to kill Fran I will have your head on a stick, so remember that.
Bel: What? I thought you like loved me.
Usui/Yuki: Oh, no question about that, it's just that Fran has a very large fangirl base and if you killed him, well, we would be after you, even though I am a huge fangirl of yours!
Bel: Hmph! Hey kid, you answer the next question.
Usui/Yuki: Yeah Tsuna, answer your question. *Goes to hug Bel*
Tsuna: Wh-what was the q-question?
Usui/Yuki: This: For Tsuna: Who does your hair and how does it defy gravity like that? I was wondering that to. Tsuna, are you a Super Saiyan? *Says that with a straight face* (WOO! Dragon ball!)
Tsuna: A what?
Usui/Yuki: Le gasp (I have been wanting to say that...)! Do you really not know! *Let's go of pouting Bel, to Tsuna* It's from Akira Toriyama. *Grabs Tsuna's Shoulders and shakes him* DO YOU REALLY NOT KNOW!
Tsuna: I-I-I r-really d-d-don't k-know!
Usui/Yuki: HOW! IT'S LIKE ONE OF THE MOST MANGAS EVER! YOU DON'T KNOW WHO GOKU, BULMA, VEGETA, PICCOLO, AND THE OTHERS! HOW?
Yamamoto: *Mutters to bel* I think she lost it...
Bel: Same, but you should of had said that...
Yamamoto: Huh? Why?
Bel: *Points*
Yamamoto: Oh god... *Usui is coming towards him with a dark aura*
Usui/Yuki: You've heard of Dragon ball right, Yamamoto, Bel.
Yamamoto: Y-Yeah.
Bel: Yeah.
Usui/Yuki: Really *Aura get's a little lighter*? Then who are Goku's kids?
Yamamoto: Haha! That's easy! Gohan and-
Bel: Goten.
Usui/Yuki: *Aura get's all sunny and happy* Really! Yay! *Hugs Bel again.* I'm very sorry Tsuna, I lost my cool, will you forgive me? *Puppy eyes*
Tsuna: S-Sure. Um and for the question, I don't know, I was born this way... But I probably got it from the Primo...
Usui/Yuki: Ah the Primo and his hotness *Wipes drool away from mouth.* Yamamoto, please answer your question, you do remember it right?
Yamamoto: Huh? Oh Yeah! ... I can't answer that...
Usui/Yuki: HUH? WHY!
Yamamoto: 'Cause Sqaulo will kill me.
Usui/Yuki: I see, Okay, You must answer this question no matter what, Who is the Uke? You? Or Squalo?
Yamamoto: Me- Ah! I wasn't supposed to say that!
Usui/Yuki: Well, I got out of you, hehehehehehe... Are the people pleased?
Bel: This is very Interesting... Wait till the Boss finds this out, Shi, shi, shi...
*Sqaulo is looking furious.*
Usui/Yuki: I really don't want to risk my life, so Bel, remove the tape from Sqaulo for me, since he has questions.
Bel: Why me? Let the Uke do it.
Usui/Yuki: No, If he does it he's dead. So please so it.
Bel: *Sighs* Fine...
*The tape is removed from Sqaulo's mouth, making a big ripping sound.*
Sqaulo: VOI! YOU ARE GOING TO DIE WHEN I GET OUT OF HERE!
Usui/Yuki: If you do everything you are asked, you will get untied.
Squalo: *Silent* Fine. What's the question.
Usui/Yuki: For Squalo: Is your hair naturally that color or did it become like that because of stress?
Sqaulo: WHY WOULD SOMEONE ASK A STUPID QUESTION LIKE THAT?
Usui/Yuki: Don't be offensive! It's a good question!
Sqaulo: SCREW YOU! JUST GO LISTEN TO YOUR F**KING DAVID BOWIE!
Usui/Yuki: I'M NOT LISTENING TO DAVID BOWIE! I'M LISTENING TO SNOOP DOGG! (It's the truth...)
*Silence becomes thick in the room.*
Sqaulo: You like rap?
Usui/Yuki: Yes, I do, I actually pretty much love Rap. THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT!
Sqaulo: I NEVER SAID THERE WAS!
Usui/Yuki: GOOD! Now answer the question!
Tsuna, Bel and Yamamoto: *Sweatdrop*
Sqaulo: FINE! THIS IS MY NORMAL HAIR COLOR! IT'S NOT FROM STRESS! GET IT? GOOD!
Usui/Yuki: Your way to rude, the people who ask qestions are very nice people. UGH! Were moving on! (The Dare will be at the end!) It's from yukifangurl31295. (How weird, snoop dogg to Hairspray, my Ipod is on shuffle, and i love musicals... The hairspray remake was very good...)
WOOHHOO! I'm waiting for you Tsuna XD
Question for Tsuna: Why are you so feminine? Is it in the genes?
Usui/Yuki *Dancing (I am dancing in real life right now...)*: Hehe, thanks for reading this again and Thanks for asking a question again!
Tsuna: WHY A QUESTION LIKE THAT?
Usui/Yuki: It's a good question.
Bel: It is.
Usui/Yuki: Answer it, Tsuna-kunnn~~~~
Tsuna: I REALLY DON'T KNOW!
Usui/Yuki: Sorry Yuki-san (It's nice to see another Yuki!), Tsuna-kun might start PMS-ing if we ask him any further.
Bel: But that would be funny.
Usui/Yuki: I know but I don't want him to break... Since well, he's Tsuna... Let's Move on! This is from Too lazy to log in.
Bel-sempai! Are your eyes huge like Tsuna's? Or small like... Xanxus? XD
Usui/Yuki: PFFT! HAHAHAHA! I LOVE THE QUESTION! Please tell me what is your log in? I need to be friends with you! You're awesome for asking this! You just mad my day! So Bel-pyon! *Lets go of bel* You gonna answer?
Bel:... I don't know, in between. My eyes are larger than the boss's (A/N: I so almost wrote Tsuna... Yikes, but that would of been funny!), but not as large as the kid's.
Usui/Yuki: AW! It would have been something if they were bigger than Tsuna's...
Bel: You be quite and listen to your Snoop Dogg.
Usui/Yuki: I am listening to The Beatles actually, a classic. (IPod is on Shuffle...) I am also watching bleach but that's a different story. (It is some of my favorite episodes...) Can we move on? Good, cause we are. ... This isn't a question but still, from Curious reader.
Thatz awesome XD hahah hope you update soon
Usui/Yuki: Thanks for telling me that! Well, here I am! I hope you enjoyed this! I don't have much to say, my mind in a blank, I mean if you looked into my mind you would probably see some guy dancing to some song in my head...
Bel: That's saying something.
Usu/Yuki: OH! I almost forgot. (Seriously...) The dare from raer! Yamamoto, you have to kiss Sqaulo.
*Silence infills the room again.*
Yamamoto: Okay.
Usui/Yuki: Okay, fine- WAIT! WHAT! REALLY!
Yamamoto: Yeah, I want to see his reaction too!
Usui/Yuki: Yamamoto, my love for you has just increased 10 fold!
Yamamoto: Hehe! *Walking towards Sqaulo. Sorry about this Sqaulo.
Usui/Yuki: WAIT! I don't want Tsuna-kun to see this, his eyes are to innocent for this kind of stuff! *Blindfolds Tsuna's eyes and puts earplugs in his ears* Okay, go ahead. *Pulls out a video camera and hands Bel a Digital Camera.
*Yamamoto Leans in and entraps sqaulo's lips in a kiss.*
Usui/Yuki: KYAA! *Nosebleed* *Still video tapping it.*
Bel: *taking pictures to show to the rest of the Varia.* You're evil. (You know the video Camera.)
Usui/Yuki: *Bitting lip* You too. (The digital camera.)
*Yamamoto is still kissing Sqaulo. Sqaulo's eyes are very wide.*
*Yamamoto stops kissing Squalo and wipes his mouth. Sqaulo's mouth is wide open and in shock.*
Usui/Yuki: Sqaulo? Are you okay? *Wiping the blood away.*
Bel: Um, we should leave before Sqaulo explodes.
Usui/Yuki: I agree. So did you guys enjoy that? I sure did. *Wipes away the drool.*
Bel: Come on, you can go listen to the Beatles or Snoop Dogg or whatever, lets just leave for now.
Usui/Yuki: I'm listening to Christina Aguilera, FYI. Oh, crap. Let's leave while we have time! Later! Sqaulo is about to explode or implode! I don't want to be here to see that!
Bel: Bye! *Is grabbing Yamamoto and Tsuna and running out of the room.*
Usui/Yuki: Good bye! FRAN WILL BE HERE NEXT CHAPTER SO BE SURE TO READ THAT!
Bel: What?
Usui/Yuki: COME BACK NEXT TIME IF I'M ALIVE! *Slam's Door*
Squalo: YOU'RE ALL DEAD!