FRIENDS
Carlisle and Esme were soon back downstairs and began to scour the shiny wooden floorboards for that elusive screw that Carlisle mentioned earlier.
"FOUND IT!" Cried Esme, picking up the small, brass coloured screw and handing it to Carlisle. Carlisle, yet again whopped out his abnormally large screwdriver, and set to work on the last screw. When he was done Carlisle gently pushed the door to and fro to ensure that it was attached firmly to the hinges, but the door let out a high-pitched keening with each push of his hands.
"Esme, do you still have to lube?" Carlisle asked "we need to oil up this door to stop the squeaking"
Esme handed Carlisle the lubricant and he made short work of fixing the door.
"that should do it" Carlisle said, tentatively testing the newly re-hinged door.
Edward was on his way back to Bella's, with the pizza they had brought just moments ago. Bella scraped at the lock with her key and finally managed to get to door open, she insisted on doing it herself, even though Edward could have gotten it done much faster. The light on the answering machine was flashing and Bella headed straight for the phone to pick up the message.
"Hey Bells!" said the voice of Charlie on the answering machine "I got loads of work to finish up with, I won't be home til 11.00pm, me and the guys are ordering in some pizza so don't worry about feeding me, see you later". Bella clicked off the phone and turned to Edward, a smile lighting up her face.
"Charlie won't be home til 11.00pm" Bella said "Let's do something fun" Edward did not need to be told twice, he scooped Bella up in his arms and they ran to their meadow for some 'quality time' When they reached the meadow Edward settled Bella down and asked her a personal question.
"Bella, I don't mean to be rude, but what on earth is in your jacket pocket?"
Bella poked around in her pocket and produced 3 lemons that she must have grabbed earlier, at the sight of the yellow fruit the two burst out laughing and Bella playfully threw them at Edward. One lemon completely missed him, another caught his shoulder and bounced off into the trees and the third hit him square in the chest where it exploded all over his nice clean shirt. Edward surveyed the damage, his white t-shirt now had a horrible yellow tinged sticky stain on it. Edward decided to remove his shirt, the citric acid sat uncomfortable on his skin and Bella had seen him shirtless anyway, what the hell.
At that exact moment in time Jacob Black was taking a very nice stroll through the woods and he stumbled across Bella licking something (which just happened to be the afore mentioned lemon juice) from Edward's chest. The now shirtless Jacob grabbed a nearby lemon and shouted at the happy couple
"Mind if I join" While rubbing lemon juice into his sexy, chiselled chest.
"Edward, I think you should leave" Bella said, and before Edward could argue he remembered that time in the tent when he told Jacob he would let Bella be with him if that was what she wanted, and evidently she did.
Edward left and Bella walked slowly towards Jacob, shaking her hips seductively as she walked
"your turn" Bella said, her voice husky, and she ran towards Jacob, knocking him down...