Title: Then there were five

Rated: Teen for the main OC's cussings

Disclaimer: I do not own the all of the bishounens included in this story. No one owns them rather than their publisher and the corporation that aired it get it. Yes?

Summary: There was a storm, then a portal INSIDE her laptop's screen spitting five people out of it. But what she didn't expect is to meet five of her favourite characters from the KHR series when they are supposed to be fictional characters and are not REAL!

Warning: OOCness, OOC'S and BAD GRAMMAR or so I say! Totally insane. You have been warned for the sake of your sanity kufufufufu~

AngelzReaper: I wanna thank all the people who reviewed for this story! Kaitlin177, xTsukiyomiKali, Tateno Atsukino, Myriad Lapse, Vall94, Senri Shiki Fan, Jigglypuff's Pillow, San'gre Aisyu Shinigami, Kyra Ensui and CH0C0CANDYZ

T H E N T H E R E W E R E F I V E

R E A L I T Y T W O

The Prankster and the Cussing teen

By: AngelzReaper

Hajimari de Gozaimasu!

~Dream~

Weightless…

She never felt this light before in her entire lifetime, her body seems to flow…to where? She did not know…all she knew was it felt so damn good to care. And that's all that matters no? The feeling was overwhelming, the sensation too good to be true. It seems to wash away all her problems, her insecurities, her homework, her fears all of unneeded factors and emotions every single one of them...obliterated to nothingness. Not noticing she was preventing the circulation of air in her lungs, she decided to take an experimental breathe thinking she was just floating into space.

Well what's wrong with it? Nothing can kill you if you breathe; the worst thing that could happen is breathe in carbon dioxide instead of oxygen or inhale some unknown substance, suffocate and then die.

Oh boy how bloody wrong she was…

Before the ginger haired girl could pause and take her position for a deep intake of air, a pair of dark shadowed arms bolted out from nowhere finding their way to her neck. Taking a good hold of it, they started to choke all the living daylights out of her…literally. The pain was killing her, her lungs burning in need of oxygen, the teenager tried to pry the hands off but to no avail.

Loosing air supply, her mouth involuntarily opened to take in more breath leaving a trail of bubbles at its wake. And to make matters worse, cold slender fingers slowly snaked their way to her right ankle pulling her down with such force to the never ending abyss of darkness. She tried to free herself, clawing the arms at her neck, flailing her body violently but yet again she failed. Losing her last batch of air and the last ounce of strength in her frail body she turned her dulling eyes upwards muttering a silent prayer, the light of salvation soo far away as she drifted into a deep slumber once more.

But what she didn't know is that she's in for a rude awakening…

First Person's POV

CRASH!

BOOM!

I was pulled out from my devastating nightmare, a nightmare that was repeatedly plunging my dreamless nights from time to time since that day happened by a loud crash and a resounding boom that was just a few flight of stairs down my room, followed by two distinctive voices in an all out verbal war screaming at each other like two high pitched banshees they were.

With a shaking right hand, I clutched my shirt where my heart was lavishly gasping for air trying to calm my fast beating heart, I was sweating like crazy and my head felt like it's been stumbled upon a Godzilla sized Enzio courtesy of Reborn. God, why wouldn't that nightmare go away!

"I dreamt of that again. Thank kami for that explosion or I'll go on a coma like state for two weeks."

I tried to stand up finding it difficult to do so, which caused me to lose my bearing falling to the ground with the loud 'thump'

"Oh great, how I love meeting the ground again."

After an undetermined amount of time, I finally found my strength to stand up and with that I went to my closet to find a good set of comfortable clothes and went to the washroom to freshen up.

When I finished all my rituals, the voices were still at it cursing and blaspheming each other with such intensity I could feel my house shake. Didn't they know that there are normal people here who just want some peace and quiet! Really people these days damn it they don't respect other people's privacy or whatever!

As soon as I opened the door in my room I soon regretted it because a loud stream of high pitched words assaulted my poor unprotected eardrums coming in and out of my earlobes rubbing them at my poor abused ears.

"Jyuudaime this! JYUUDAIME THAT! WILL YOU STOP SCREAMING LIKE A BANSHEE SAYING JYUUDAIME ALL THE TIME LIKE SOME LOVE SICK PUPPY! THE VOLUME IS KILLING MY EARS YOU STUPID FREAK! ARE YOU SO FUCKING BLIND TO SEE THAT YOUR SO CALLED JYUUDAIME IS BOTHERED BY IT!"

Wait don't tell me she's here? OH MY EFFING GOD NO! Anyone but her!!!!1! Kamibuddahallahjesuschrist she would literally kill Gokudera on the spot if she saw him! I rushed downstairs stopping at the tenth step seeing a figure I feared most than death. Who wouldn't when she can make people do her biddings with just her voice and her words…scary, good thing she's on my side.

"WHAT DID YOU SAY!?" Blimey mate, Gokudera is so pissed I can see his veins popping from here. God lord if your merciful please protect this house from its near destruction.

I adjusted my glasses and focused my hazel eyes on that one small figure who was face to face with the supposed to be fictional character of Katekyoushi Hitman Reborn Smoking Bomb Hayato, Tsuna's self proclaimed right hand man and there just in front of him was a girl fourteen years of age with long raven hair and blazing onyx eyes nose to nose with him, Kaitlin Sakurai.

Her figure was shaking with furry, her pale face was red with anger and her fist was opening and closing and in my opinion she was pulling all of her self control not to 'order' him to go kill himself.

"WHAT?! ARE YOU SO DUMB THAT I HAVE TO REPEAT MYSELF? I SAID STOP SAYING JYUUDAIME ALL THE TIME AT THE TOP OF YOU'RE EFFING LUNGS! IS HE A YAKUZA BOSS OR SOMETHING HUH? AS I SEE IT, HE IS JUST ONE OBSSESIVE KATEKYOUSHI HITMAN REBORN FAN COSPLAYING AS SAWADA TSUNAYOSHI!" She hollered in response pointing her shaking finger at the Vongola Decimo which made him shrink and back up a little in response.

Gee, my plan of not telling them that they were some fictional character from a hit anime mafia series with billions…no trillions of fangirls just jumped out the window, fell on a cliff and went straight to hell. Smooth really smooth Kath.

"ARE YOU STUPID YOU WOMAN? THAT MAN IS THE TENTH GENERATION BOSS OF VONGOLA! THE STRONGEST MAFIOSO FAMIGLIA IN ITALY SO DON'T YOU POINT THAT FINGER OF YOURS TO HIM IF YOU DON'T WANT THEM BLOWN UP!" The short tempered grumpy pants brandished his dynamites out of thin air lightening them in the process and was on his battle position ready for an all out brawl.

"I WOULD LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY YOU…YOU…FUCKING TAKO-HEAD!"

"THAT'S IT! I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE A WOMAN, BUT YOU'RE GOING DOWN!"

OH MY GOD! MY HOUSE IS GONNA BLWON UP! WHERE IN SEVEN HELL IS YAMAMOTO WHEN YOU NEED HIM! SOMEBODY STOP THOSE TWO!

"Go-gokudera-kun stop it!"

"But jyuudaime she started it and she insulted you! She deserves a painful death!"

"See you can't even do anything yourself! You just nod your head like a good puppy dog you are at his master's commands"

"YOU BICTH!"

The Vongola's storm guardian charged at my fourteen year old friend with the intent to kill, his bomb doubled in amount planning on finishing the match early. Dear lord anybody, somebody stop them before I lose myself and lash out!

As if my prayers were answered by some unknown force who was reading my damn confused and hazed mind, a lithe figure emerged from the kitchen door. She stood 150 cm in height wearing a black hoodie splashed with red color that looks like blood; around her neck were her favourite headset hanging and blasting some j-pop music while her head were bobbing to and fro from the beat. Although her face is mostly covered by the hood of her shirt you can see a ghost of a smile on her pink lips as she let a soft giggle out. Flashing me a victory sign, she moved with ungodly speed towards Gokudera tripping him in the process making him blow his dynamites at himself instead of an angered Katie-chan. At the exact same moment, right after she tripped the bomb user; her sharp but large pale blue eyes met with amused miss matched eyes, followed by his famous kufufufu~ laugh emitting an foreboding aura around him. Feeling threatened by this peculiar person who she thought was cosplaying as Rokudo Mukuro; Anju-chan pulled her set of dirk daggers doing a summersault to avoid his trident and vanished to my side within a seconds beat. Nice going you prankster you, you just love making people look stupid and attract notorious people such as Mukuro himself.

"HA SEE YOU AREN'T JUST DUMB! YOU'RE A CLUMSY BOMBERMAN TOO!" The raven haired cussing teen flashed a smirk and raised her thumb to her lips, she bit them hard drawing blood smearing it o her bottom lip before raising her point finger in the air writing roman characters with her glowing red blood.

"Frailty shall obey me thy name is Gokudera Hayato. I 'order' you to shut the hell up like a good fucking lap dog you are. You can breathe and move your eyes but you can't definitely talk."

She's enjoying this I tell you, and the prankster beside me is laughing to herself like a lunatic. Jesus sometimes Kaitie-chan and Atsukino-chan will be the death of me.

"There just stand there like a good dog and be quiet until I tell you that you can talk." My raven haired friend said in a cuddly cute voice mockingly patting the now frozen Gokudera on his head.

"Hii Gokudera-kun! What did you do to him?"Asked a horror struck Tsuna, while his rain guardian was just smiling beside him thinking that this was just a trick that the le petite Katie-chan pulled.

The said raven haired girl shrugged her shoulders in indifference answering him, "It's no biggie Tsuna cosplayer-san, he just can't excessively use his vocals to screech and kill people but he's not in much danger I promise."

"MFG RE OFG RT KDFS!" And immobile Gokudera tried to say, but as you know he can't talk.

"Ara ara~ what an interesting bunch of teens we have here! But as much as I like to see one of the guardians of the Vongola Famiglia suffer, can we know where we are?" an ever smiling Byakuran asked with his trademark smile which creeps the hell out of people when he asked them for something he wants and that's the same smile he's using right now making the occupants of the room move a few inches away from him.

Silence was a bliss but not in this crucial disposition.

He turned his deadly lavender eyes at my hooded friend which in turn avoided his gaze and looked at Katie-chan.

Katei-chan just crossed her arms in response cursing him under her breath turning her deep black eyes at me.

I pointed dumbly at myself as I felt seven pairs of questioning eyes at me.

Sheesh, why it has to be always me?

I grabbed by temples and massaged them in a poor attempt to lessen my growing headache. "You're in my house in Japan, Kashmiro region, Nadeshiko Area, Earth, Solar System, Milky way."

"You mean we're not anywhere near Namimori?" Asked a confused baseball loving rain guardian.

The voice manipulator stared at him in disbelief "Namimori? There's no such thing as Namimori region here. It's just fictional location in the famous mafia based anime series KHR Yamamoto cosplayer-san."

UGH! Katie-chan I would so much appreciate if you would stop being tactless for once and let me handle the talking! Can't you see that Byakuran is glaring daggers at you killing you in his mind thinking that you're playing mind games with them and is lying!

"But we have to get back! Stop lying to us! The others might be in great danger if we don't get back there in time!" Wow this is a nice change, an angry Tsuna but as much as I wanted to tell you that all I'm saying is a lie well sorry bud I'm not lying. Heck I can't even bring myself to believe that my damn laptop spitted you people a few hours ago for pete's sake!

"Lying isn't one of Aikyo-chan's fortes so she isn't lying; in fact you people are the one who are suspicious here. We just came from Italy finishing some business and we found you five Katekyo Hitman Reborn cosplayers huddled up on our unconscious friend. So the question is who the hell ARE you people?"

My pale blonde friend asked in an menacing voice, although she tends to laugh a lot and like to pull franks on poor people's soul… she's deadly when serious and angry.

"Kufufufu~ I suggest you watch your tongue boy, we are people you don't wanna mess with and we are in a tight situation here so stop with the games and tell us what we want to know."

God Mukuro you didn't just call Anju-chan a boy didn't you? DIDN'T YOU?!

Feeling the hairs on my back stand up, I looked at where Anju-chan was standing and saw her pissed off. Oh boy HE did call her a BOY.

"DID YOU'RE RED CONTACT MADE YOU BLIND YOU ROKUDO MUKURO WANNA BE?! I'M AN EFFING GIRL. READ MY LIPS! I'M. NOT. A. BOY!!" Within a quick tug, she pulled her hood down revealing a pair of two stunningly sharp pale blue eyes, thin brows, pink lips, her face a beautiful red color flushed from anger. Her pale blonde hair which resembles Marche's hairstyle from final fantasy tactics swayed as she made a move to throw her weapons at him aiming for his heart which he avoided gliding to the right side hitting an over expensive painting that my parent would kill me for if they ever find out about this.

You know what? Screw it all! Screw the laws who ever made it not to tell Anime characters that they are not real! They are asking for it might as well go straight and tell them directly they are not real! All I want is some damn dinner and rest and these retards aren't making my mood any better so screw them all knowing they are just fictional characters that is isn't supposed to be here talking, breathing and even existing.

So before the two could make a good sashimi at each other I decide to interfere for the sake of my stomach and my sanity.

"THAT'S ENOUGH!"

I took out my favourite weapon, an ace of hearts playing card making it zoom in between the two and hit the innocent vase on the mini table slicing it in clean halves making the water spill from the said decoration while the onlookers could only gape and dumbly stare.

"Anju-chan calm down will you? And as to answer your question a while ago as to who the hell they are. Believe me or not they are the real thing, my electrocuted and broken laptop spitted them out of nowhere. And as unscientifically impossible it is, trust me it did happen."

She sent me a glare which clearly said "Are you for real?" and I nodded my head in response.

"You five, are not in your world anymore which is to us girls is a famous mafia based anime known as Katekyo Hitman Reborn. You Tsunayoshi Sawada the soon to be tenth boss of the Vongola family together with your guardians as the main characters and this creepy white head as the antagonist in the present anime/manga series." As I said that I walked to my bookshelf clutching the hem of my hakama to prevent me from tripping. I bended a little downwards where I stuff all my mangas getting a few volumes of KHR handling them to a confused Tsuna telling him to share it with his guardians later.

"But—

"No I'm so damn lazy and tired to explain things so just read this damn manga and get over it. And you can't let Byakuran read the manga or he'll know facts about the Vongola you wished he didn't know. And for safety precautions Katie-chan order that marshmallow loving millefiore boss to stand frozen in his spot and close his eyes like our impromptu statue there."I jerked my hand to a frozen storm guardian who was currently producing many thick veins on his forehead. Ha as if! I'm not scared of you Haya-chan! All I have to do is introduce you to the wonderful world of yaoi fandom and make you read some M rated fanfic and you will beg me man, beg me on bended knees crying pools of crimson blood not to show those sticky lemon scenes to your innocent jyuudaime. Haha I'm a sadistic person and proud of it.

I gave all of them a half smile.

"And as for anyone who is hungry and ready to fill their hallow stomachs, I suggest you keep quiet and follow me to the sanctuary of famished people known as the kitchen monsieur's."

With that I did a mock bow making my Sea green hakamashita flutter and walked towards the kitchen eyeing two fossilized white heads. The other temporarily mute and the other momentarily blind.

Hell this is one messed life I have here.

From funny and loving dysfunctional friends to violent anime characters being real.

And that is the story of my life.

The life of Mistuhiko Aikyo.

And it's just getting started.

To be continued…?

AngelzReaper: Yes chapter two done! Tell me if your characters are to OOC or something Tateno Atsukino-san and Katlin-chan!! I tried my best to make them in character! Oh and as for the people who are in the story I need a name for our organization! Pls include it in your review when u reply! I'm introducing the Oc's two at a time in any order so yeah…Thank you all God bless ^_^ And to Kyra Ensui-san you and Myraid Lapse-san are a love triangle with Byakuran boy he's one lucky white head hehe.

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