Reaper-chan: OMG I HAVEN'T UPDATED THIS FICCY LIKE...4 EFFING MONTHS!!!! I KNOW I LOST MY READERS BECAUSE OF NOT UPDATING BUT I ASSURE YOU I WON'T BE ABANDONING THIS FIC! THE PLOT IS JUST TOO PRECIOUS TO BE ABANDONED!
Ailac: *enters the room in a grumpy mood* well Reaper-dono i think your readers would appreciate it if YOU would start typing the remaining half of chapter four, and this Ailac would most be pleased if you start typing like a good authoress you are and not screaming at the top of your LUNGS! *evil glare*
Reaper-chan: *back away* EEP! I KNOW I KNOW! I'M ALMOST FINISHED WITH CHAPTER FOUR SO PLEASE DON'T KILL ME x.x
Ailac: *crosses his hand over his chest* Hn.
Reaper-chan: And to my readers who still wan this story to be continued --
Ailac: As if i think some of your readers are planning to assassinate you when they read this...not updating for 4 months shame on you!
Reape-chan: As I was saying, those readers that are involved in the story, yup all eight of you gals. I just wan you to mail me or put it as an review to this Author's Note the full info of your charas because I really need it detailed. The first time you guys sent your bios its either imcomplete and some of the details were scattered in the future reviews or emails so i had a hard time compilling them TT_TT
Name: (Last Name) (Fist Name)
Appearance: (eye color) (hair color and length) (height) (most favored clothes and accessories)
Age:
Attitude:
Pairing: (nah is OK if you gals dun give me that i know your pairing hehe XD)
Fighting Abilities: (just give me 2 to three abilities and as you can see in the OC intros in Then there were five some of your abilities clash with the other OC's so i'd like you to pick 3 of your main ability that you prefer used in battle)
Natural Abitities: (like cooking, singing etc. etc.)
Habits: (swearing a lot like Katie-chan or playing the psp like Anju-chan or likes to say intellectual phrases or smthn hehe)
Weapon: (if there's any that you prefer and in detail pls.)
LAST BUT NOT THE LEAST!
Our organization name: (If you want to suggest about the name you can ask me about the story and I'l tell you about some details ^_^)
Reaper-chan: and for those who's OC's haven't appeared in the story yet, you can mail me how you want your chars to be introduced and ill see what can I do about it!
Ailac: Just admit that you lack the abilities to write good character introduction Nayeli-dono.
Reaper-chan: *pouts* mou will you stop that Ailac-chan! IS this about looking like a 12 year old shotacon butler in Shot Through the heart?
Ailac: *mumble mumble*
Reaper-chan: What I can't hear you mou!
Ailac:...yes...
Reaper-chan: Well what do you know...If you dislike being a shotacon butler in that story then i guess...
Ailac: *looks at his muse with interest*
Reaper-chan:...i guess you can be the same shotacon butler in this story too HAHAHAHAHA!
Ailac: *is pissed off* *whispers* ...i'm gonna send you to hell one of these days you sadistic author you...
Reaper-chan: ...o...k...let's pretend I didn't here that anyways here's a random preview of chapter four of Then there were Five enjoy!
"God I fucking hate fangirls, but what I hate the most are the obsessive ones that stalk!" The now newly dressed Katie-chan spitted that sentence with venom glaring at the pack of girls that were gathering before us.
She was wearing a violet Kimono top and hip hugging fitted jeans to match with her low heeled black strapped sandals kicking some girls at their shins if they dared to take a step to our personal bubble.
On the other hand, my dagger wielding friend smiled a sadistic smile while playing her PSP enjoying the torment the girls were receiving in an angered Katie-chan giggling while discreetly throwing her dagger to another fangirl who attempted to glomp at a poor terrified Tsuna. Skipping towards his direction, she gave him an assuring pat on the back and staying at his right side aggravating the still irritated right hand man of the Vongola Decimo.
She may look like she's a carefree, laughing and innocent girl on the outside but I know she's seriously pissed off when one of the stalkers bumped into her causing the said teen to recoil from the impact and thus releasing her grip from her favourite game console almost making it hit the floor. Keyword: ALMOST with a flick of her hand she caught the black PSP back in her grasp but upon her utter horror the background screen flashed a raven color and the words GAME OVER flashed into incredulous her eyes. My Marche look-alike friend stood rooted in her ground, hands twitching her pale blonde fringes covering most part of her heart shaped face. As she lifted her face in a slow phase looking like she's in a trance, her face sported a wide grin but with the murderous aura and the angry mark on her forehead I could tell that when she put her hand in her pockets to fiddle with her daggers she's ready to strike and kill.
Rabid Fangirls.
Just thinking that such beings exists makes my blood boil to the highest level but imagine when I see several of them in one place loitering makes me feel murderous. It's not like I'm not a fangirl myself, but take note 'I DO NOT MAKE IT A HABIT TO STALK PEOPLE!' Well that's what's those stupid girls were doing right now, stalking us namely the Katekyo bishies dressed in assorted anime clothing.
Some wore Sailormoon costumes, while others had K-ON costumes on, the others wore some female ninja clothing from Naruto while some were dressed in Police costumes from you're under arrest…oh how slutty they look flashing their undies.
If I knew that a stalking spree would happen, then I shouldn't have taken the guys with me outside because the moment I opened the steel gates of my residence coughmansioncough all eyes were on them like they are some kind of Hollywood celebrities. And as we gained distance from my humble abode, the numbers of girls trailing us just increased by a hundred fold completely scattered all over the place giggling and admiring the group of five good looking bishies that they think were Katekyo Hitman Reborn cosplayers.
Heh, if only they knew…But never mind that I don't want another very long speech explaining how to compute time and a very long saying about it either from Ryuuki-chan we need to get there at 5 pm.
A few Minutes Later…
This is getting…as Shikamaru from Naruto would say…troublesome.
When I turn my head to look back, all I can see are eyes.
Ranging from black, brown to blue piercing and calculating eyes were glaring broadswords and daggers at me, Anju-chan and Katei-chan as we made our way through the busy yet lively streets of Areno District together with the Katekyo boys. Most of the girl's population were openly staring at us with fierce eyes blazing with heated jealousy as they planned our hypothetical death through their envious fangirl minds. I acted as if nothing was happening brushing off roughly every bitch that came to view, the voice manipulator of our group was grumbling and has a thick vein on her forehead covered by her raven bangs restraining herself from committing homicide from the all the spiteful whispers coming from here and there while my game freak friend ala Matt of Death Note was gripping her PSP tightly her knuckles were turning white at the stiffness of her hold and I'm surprised myself that her PSP didn't broke from her strength.
"Come on girls just ignore those pests and continue walking, if we even stop for a second I'm afraid that I would commit a very serious crime including those who are stupid enough to follow." My subtle warning was ignored as the girls continued to trail us like loyal puppies wagging their tails on their own personal love masters in their unstable minds.
~face palm~
"I didn't know that fangirls can be THIS stupid, I bet the only things on their minds are uke and seme or…never mind even if I read yaoi fics with slight pairings, just thinking about it in detail makes me wanna puke."
"I don't know whom I wanted to kill the most right now, those slutty girls that are indiscreetly following us or the one who made us walk all the way to Areno, can't that jiji summon us with style or something?"
"I totally agree with Katei-chan there, even though a little walk will do us some good exercise it won't hurt him to send someone to pick us from my house and meet him in his house instead of just meeting Ryuuki-chan in the usual café and attract fangirls."
~sigh~
In my opinion there are two types of fangirls. The first type is the subtle ones, those who admire their object of affection from afar and knows how to keep their inner fangirl self at bay. They smile and giggle to themselves seeing their crush pass by and smiles back shyly when their crush acknowledge their existence.
Now the second type of fangirls are the aggressive ones, they are the spawn of the devil there to terrorize and corrupt one's mind and bend a Canon's character love preference from a girl character to a boy character thus making the yaoi fandom for their and their twisted reader's own pleasure and to the main character's demise. And I'd be damned if I let these Rabid Flesh Eating Fangirls or RFEF for short know that these Katekyo bishies are the real thing because they stalk, they blackmail, they gather information, they creep Canon characters out and most of all they spawn at a rapid rate they over rule the fandom now a days and some others can only look by and shiver in response.
So my friends the ones that were gazing adoring and obsessive eyes on our favourite Katekyo characters that were thrown to our world was the RFEF one's going all goo-goo gaga over Rokudo Mukuro shouting in between the lines of "Kyaa~ it's TYL Mukuro-sama!" to "Mukuro-sama I don't mind if you make a contract with me, just make sure it'll last forever!" while some others faint on the spot with a love stricken expression on their ugly pimpled faces.
"…" 四_^ yup you guessed it right he's smiling…in a bad way.
And why am I feeling that something REALLY bad is going to happen when THE Rokudo Mukuro smiles that kind of smile which makes Tsuna faint on the spot.
THUD
God Tsuna DID faint.
"Why kami did I HAVE to be such an unfortunate person T_T?"
I heaved a sigh bending my body towards the unconscious Vongola Decimo poking him seeing if he is awake.
No response.
"Well I guess I just have to give him a piggy back ride, it's not as if he's heavy or anything."
As I slowly took Tsuna's left arm to get him off the floor, I froze in the middle of my action when I heard this sentence coming out from some an uberly dumb yaoi fangirl "Too bad TYL Hibari-sama is not around, they make a GOOD couple KYAAA~!"
Instead of snapping at the girl for her incuriously bold statement in front of the REAL former Kokuyo leader, he flashed his my-smile-is-too-innocent-for-my-own-good-so-fawn-at-it-and-be-awed-at-my-prawness-smile to the pair of girls who was just a few meters away from him who I thought would instantaneously combust any moment from his love (hate) heated stare. Mukuro's sadistic smile widen although it look too innocent for the girls to comprehend while they stood there imitating the color of a ripe tomato blushing from head to foot at the attention that was given to them by the purple headed mist guardian.
Letting go of his trident which lay upright and in the same position when he held it, he briskly walked to the blushing duo opening his pair of mismatched eyes in the process. He snaked his right hand on the surprised blonde's waist while his left was gently placed on the girls chin as he made sure they made eye contact.
And then everything around us literally stopped, as if you took the remote out of nowhere and clicked the pause button. I can tell that every girl in the vicinity were hanging an anticipating the next of this sadistic persons actions for his own damn entertainment.
He flashed one last sweet smile before uttering words that girls would surely kill and assassinate for "Boku no keyaku shimasen ka ojou-chan?"
The girl being poor at heart fainted and lay limp in Nappo-kun's arms like a lifeless doll and is it just me or is that her soul coming out of her body blushing!?
Followed by an al out I don't know how many KYAAAA by the fangirls making red hearts afloat into the sky, some fainted, some were aroused and some were just neutral cuz they are just not Mukuro fangirls.
THUD.
And another one bites the dust as I saw the blonde's partner faint to the ground.
"Good this I got over my crush on him and is now after Tsuna or my predicament will be worse than hers."
"WATASHI MOU MOKURO-SAMA KYAAA!!!!"
"BACK OFF BITCH HIS MINE!"
"YOU TWO BACK OF HE'S MINE!"
"HA AS IF TWO A CUP GIRLS WOULD SUIT MOKURO-SAMA'S TASTE! BACK OFF CUZ' HE'S DEFINITELY GOING FOR ME! I HAVE E CUP HOOTIES!"
"NO HE'S SOOOO GONNA MARRY ME SO GO ON A DARK CORNER AN INDULGE YOURSELVES IN SELF PITY, HE'S MINE RAWR!"
Great just great, can't this day get any worse?
"KYAA MITE MITE IT'S GOKUDERA-KUN!!!!! SQUEEEEEE!!!!!"
"WAI WAI!"
Okay forget I asked.
"GOKUDERA-SAMA CHOTTO MATTE!"
"YAMAMOTO-SAN SUTEKI!"
"Hahaha sankyuu na!" cue Yamamoto's trademark bishie smile.
GRR THAT'S IT! I OFFICIALLY HATE FANGIRLS ESPECIALLY THE YAOI ONES!
"URUSAI! GET AWAY FROM ME YOU STUPID GIRLS!" Zoom goes an angry storm guardian being chased by bitches.
"GOKUDER-SAN!"
"I SAID GET AWAY FROM ME BITCHES!" walks faster.
"AWWW HAYA-CHAN IS SUPER KAWAII!"
"WHAT THE FUCK! HAYA-CHA—
CRASH!
Well Gokudera-san choose whether you argue to your fangirls or walk because you may bump into conspicuous objects conveniently build there for your torment like that pole you just crashed into. If you were still in the Katekyo verse then all you'll ever get it's a large bump on your head if you're lucky but since you're in our world now, well you need to fix that bleeding head of yours right about now or your fangirls shall have the opportunity to rape you out in the open and that's a scene I wouldn't want to miss ohohoho~ oh how evil am I. I will video cam it and post it on youtube or in Veoh then sell the copies to all the Gokudera fans in the whole wide world.
Reaper-chan: So there you have it people a sneal preview of chappie 4. I'm making sure to write half comedy and half serious on that chappy for your entertainment hehe! and if you wanna know some details about this shotacan here...well hes my O'C in shot through the heart read the last chappie there that's his description XD And while I'm at it i need a name for our organization gals *sighs*
Oh and pls vote on which baby you want to pop out next ch. Reborn & Fon or Reborn & Coronello?
AngelzReaper signing out!
Peace guys!