Ever seen that retarded Disney 3d show, "Mickey Mouse's Clubhouse?"
PFFT. Check THIS shit out.
Note contains cow puns.
"It's the Mickey Mouse, Clubhouse! Come inside it's fun inside it's the Mickey Mouse, Clubhou-"
*pppffttt Darkness opens, out steps Roxas, Axel, Larxene, and Marluxia*
..."Huh huh! What'cha doin in my clubhouse, huh huh?"
"Mickey-" Marluxia began.
"That's King Mickey, huh huh."
"Yeah...whatever..." the pinky-haired continued. "I am a member of Organization 13; we have been ordered to take out your-"
"Ohhhh, Mouse K'Tools~!" the fugly mouse gayly called.
"What the...fuck?" Larxene, who was UDDERLY dumbfounded by the weirdness in the room, to make it even worse some fucked up looking tools started hopping and floating about all the way to the "King."
"Hey, Axel?"
"Uh...Yeah?" Axel replied to Roxas, but still not taking his awkward gaze from the things surrounding the mouse.
"Why are all the worlds we visit filled with ugly, demented creatures?"
Axel was about to speak, but Marluxia broke in. "Because Xemnas thinks it's hilaaarious when he sends us to places like these, so we think we're perpetually high or something..."
"Sounds like someone has some info on PCP~"
"SHUT IT, LARXENE-"
"Up!" the fagbag rodent said. "There be no violence in my clubhouse, huh huh."
"...I am not listening to this rat." Marluxia said, summoning his weapon.
About 5 seconds after its summoning, it disappeared.
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"Pfft, pussy...let me try..." Larxene said, summoning her-and it went away.
"What..." Marluxia growled between gritted teeth.
"Oh, I told you. No weapons equals nooooo violence; not in my clubhouse."
Marluxia tried to keep calm. "WELL, YOU HAVE THOSE TOOLS. CAN'T TOOLS BE CONSIDERED DANGEROUS.
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"Huh huh! Oh, WMD'k'toolz~!" (note in case YOURSELF or anyone in particular out there doesn't know, WMDs means "Weapons of Mass Destruction", something that sounded funny when George W. Bush said it.)
"What the crap?" Axel yelled, just as a chainsaw with Mickey ears emerged from under a table.
Followed by that was a cleaver, with Mickey ears. A stun gun, with Mickey ears. A hatchet, with Mickey ears, an automatic shotgun with,you guessed it, Pluto ears.
"GAAAAAH!" Roxas screamed as the chainsaw-Mickey flew at him.
*SLOW MOTION* "N-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-" Axel slowmotionly yelled, slowmotionly jumping in front of Roxas, slowmoitionly falling and bleeding and cussing out.
Marluxia laughed at the random slow motion-ness, as did Larxene.
Roxas just went (O_O), but then he started crying.
"Axeell!"
"Roxas...I...You make me feel...Like I have a heart..."
"? R-Roxas..."
"AND NOW IT'S GONNA STOP BECAUSE OF YOU, FUCKTARD."
"Oh, shut it, Axel! Gingers don't have souls, anyways!"
*gasp!* "Roxas...you dick. With my last breath, I say I curse Riiikkkuuuu..." -POOF-
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" Huh huh"
"Okay can we just go...NOW?" Marluxia groaned.
"Report to Saix?" Larxene asked.
"I wouldn't." Marluxia replied.
"I MUST DIE...BY THE HAND OF MY LOVER...THROUGH POISON...KISSING THE LIPS OF-"
"...Stupid baby,"Larxene began. "Come on, Juliet."
"What're we gonna do now?" Roxas asked.
"Pfft, fuck you all, I'm heading over to the gentlemen's club."
"Ladies club, for me."
"Yeah okay, uh, Kid Sports for me, thanks."
"And that's the end of our show, huh huh!"
Is it wrong I actually laughed while writing this?
Next up possibilities:
-Warhawk (multiplayer online PS3 game)
-World of Warcraft (if you don't know what is is then you ARE a noob. Or just have a life.)
-ToonTown Online (online disney game. Actually fun but it crashed a lot.
-Playing Brawl
-Collection of commercial parodies
-Panty raid! Woohoo!
Now I'll most likely write these before anyone has a say, but you can tell me which order you'd prefer and welp majority rules!