Walking slowly down the halls to the detention ward, Alex pretended to be the principal's puppet in order to be left alone.
"This school has got some nerve", Alex muttered as he went along.
"It's not even an decent dictatorship, it's more or less a hipocracy."
Opening the door Alex walked in to see a lady with blue hair rolled up in a bun.
"Well well, what brings you here Alex, an announcement to the in school ward?", she asked him as he entered.
"No, I have a detention today", Alex bickered handing a note to the woman.
"Well this will only happen once, right Alex?"
"Yes, Mrs. Saeson", Alex replied sarcastically.
"Mrs. Saeson?", the woman frowned.
"I mean, yes mom."
"Good, then take your seat in back", Alex's mother said.
"Millhouse look, it's that Alex Saeson kid", Bart whispered as Alex walked to the blue seat near them.
"There's nothing special about him, he looks like a weird kid Bart", Millhouse whined.
"He's the kid that defeated Nelson without even trying, and slashed a picture of Blair Luker with a sword, he's a legend Millhouse, a god!", Bart said.
"I don't believe it", Millhouse continued.
"Then you probably deaf", Alex interjected.
"Where your sword then?", Millhouse tried.
"It's in my locker, this school is full of idiots that don't understand martial arts", Alex said crouched in the shadow of his chair.
"Then how are supposed to believe you?", Millhouse shot forth.
"I suppose you can't, can't you?", Alex looked at him and smiled sinisterly.
Meanwhile Bart saw the look and was amazed.
"Man you are cool", Bart said astonished.
"Humph", Alex said turning around to the shadows.
"I must admit I was worried, I mean you have been hanging out with my sister and all."
"And what that suppose to mean?!", Alex rapidly turned back to Bart gritting his teeth.
"Nothing man, it's just... Lisa's a dork", Bart said backed into a corner.
"A dork?!", Alex exclaimed.
"Alex!", Mrs. Saeson screeched from behind her desk.
"Yes mom?", Alex began defeated.
"If you can't learn to be calm, then I'll have to give you an office referral, is that what you want?", Alex's mother flared.
"No mom", Alex said sinking .
"Good, now sit down, and cool it."
Mrs. Saeson then resumed her activities at her desk, which were evidently reading a Women's Health magazine.
"Wow, I guess anger runs in your family's blood", Bart said amazed.
"My mother's Japanese, you never see a parent more dangerous then a Japanese Taki Taki fish wielding one", Alex remarked.
"Taki Taki fish?", Millhouse inquired.
"It's a style of fish killing sometimes used as martial arts", Alex replied.
"Oof um", Millhouse backed off.
"I'm quite astute in the style, maybe I'll teach you sometime?", Alex smiled sinisterly at Millhouse again.
Alex then laughed as he saw Millhouse cower at the thought, "Relax kid, I never would harm someone unprovoked."
"So Alex is it true then?", Bart asked.
"Is what true?", Alex face held the smile.
"Did you really bring a sword to school, defeat Nelson, and slash Blair's poster?", he asked excitedly.
Alex began to have a widened grin, " Of course it is, I'm not a liar."
With the rest of the detention left to Bart and Millhouse being left bewildered, the bell soon rang for everyone to go home.
"Sorry about that stuff earlier man, my sister's not quite a dork", Bart apologized.
"It's alright man", Alex solemnly stated.
"Well bye, let's hang out some time."
"Bye."
"An interesting crowd of friends you made today Alex", Mrs. Saeson replied.
"What do you mean friends?", Alex shot out embarrassed.
"They said you were a legend, and a god, even in Japan none of us were that cool", Mrs Saeson continued.
"I guess so", Alex replied.
"And I know a bit about this Lisa Simpson as well", Alex's mother continued.
"What?", Alex asked embarrassed again.
"I guess things aren't like we had back in Summerville are they?"
"No, I guess not", Alex bleakly replied.