Ok, I'm going to be nice and upload three chapters tonight. Haha, I couldn't wait to write this one! It was fun xD.

DISCLAIMER: Still don't own anything.

ENJOY!

Xigbar and Luxord

Xigbar chuckled maniacally, munching on the leftovers of the Argentine Joint they'd stole right out of the oven earlier that day.

"Shhh!" Luxord shushed him.

They had been hiding in the closet under the stairs for a while now, listening to everyone run around, trying to find them.

"They really shouldn't have that much trouble finding us. I mean, they already chased us away from the dining room…" Xigbar whispered.

"Because you decided to stick your face in Saix's china cabinet, yeah," Luxord replied.

Xigbar gave his partner-in-crime a dark look. "Well, you're the one who knocked over that shelf in the pantry."

"You're the one that broke that Ming vase that was in the library." Luxord shot back.

"Well, you…"

"SHH!" Luxord shushed him as two pairs of footsteps descended the stairs. Both fell silent.

"Geez this place is a mess. A hurricane could've done less damage!" Demyx exclaimed, surveying the damage. He was slightly miffed. He'd just spent a long twenty minutes in Saix's office getting lectured to, along with Zexion. "Wish we could prove to Superior that it was actually Lux and Xig that did it…not us." Those two notorious troublemakers had left the castle in near shambles on their current spree.

"I know. But there's nothing to be done about that." Zexion answered in his quiet voice. He sighed. "Let's just get to work,"

With a nod from Demyx, they began heading towards the custodial closet. Suddenly, Zexion stopped, and turned back, his eyes surveying the stairs.

"What's up?" Demyx asked.

Zexion hesitated, then turned back around. He could have sworn he'd just heard a chuckle, and someone shushing it. He shook his head. "Just my imagination," he muttered, and set off to clean the castle.

Ahahaha, I love that. If you know the song (or have read my other fanfiction), then you probably know what song it is. There are some MAJOR hints in here. xD Don't forget to review!