Disclaimer: I do not own NARUTO, Kishimoto does and because of that I praise him. I do own a few characters (Pooriina, Pamera, Naoko, Arissa and whatever the Japanese name is for my Co's and her twin's cousin) but I do not own any other characters but those in these: (); thingies. This chapter isn't even my whole idea. I got the idea from my best friend (Co-Writer's twin), who went through my sisters journals while she was at school! I never noticed before but my sister is a totally colorful young women.

Tenten and I hide under a window sill after school.

"You check." I said.

"No, you check."

"You."

"You."

"Screw that, you wait here, I'll unlock the door." I concluded crawling toward the back.

"Hinata? Hinata? Hinata, you had a key this whole time?" Tenten hissed at me.

I grinned over my shoulder and wagged my butt a little, "Maybe."

"Of all the mansions I could be at, I had to be here spying on the most deadly brothers in history." Tenten muttered to herself.

It surprised that they hadn't changed the locks since I had last entered this darken crypt.

"Knives, knives, knives…" Tenten hopped around when we entered the kitchen.

"Tenten," I warned wandering toward the living room; to the stairs.

"Aw," Tenten cooed a few moments later. "They have a picture of baby Neji… Why do they have a picture of baby Neji?"

I glared at the blushing friend staring at a picture of my cousin, "We've known each other for a long time. Don't touch anything."

"But-"

"Tenten." I warned.

"But-"

"Put it down and I promise to get you a picture Neji from my father."

"But its baby Neji." she whined.

I crossed my arms and raised an eyebrow, "Shirtless Neji?"

Tenten glanced from me to the picture; picture to me, "Uh… I… but…" she smirked, by that… I knew it couldn't be good. "Make is baby Neji and shirtless Neji."

"Fine, just put it back." I said starting up the stairs. "Come on, Itachi will be coming home soon."

"Then why are we even here? Where are we going?" she asked following me.

"…" I took a right. "To his room."

(=*-*=)

Shuffling upon boxes and boxes in his closet, "Here it is." I pushed out a big cardboard box out into the open.

"What's that?" Tenten asked before glancing back out the window.

"One thing I know that Sakura doesn't; he keeps journals." I answered lifting a stack out. "He's been keeping them since we first learnt to write."

Tenten moved to his desk, "Hinz, look. He has a picture of you guys."

Sure enough when I looked up there we were. 4 years old, smiling, me hanging off his back, Neji and Itachi arguing in the background pointing at us.

I looked back down before the tears could surface:

"Deer Jornel,

Toda was the frist da of scool four Hinata and me.

We share the same class, an tecter.

But to stewpid boys stol her from me.

A buggy boy and a puppy boy."

"Sounds like someone was jealous." Tenten teased.

"Of Shino and Kiba… he never told me." I put that one down and looked for the ones I wanted.

"Dear Journal,

The first day of Freshmen year; the first day of High School…

Hinata was taken away by the same 2 stupid guys, mini-Gai, Neji and Bun-Bun girl (I swear there's little horns under those buns) took her away… again."

"I think the dodge ball game in middle school convinced him of that." I giggled before searching again.

"Dear Journal,

She didn't come to school today. Neji's been glaring at me all day, Shino and Kiba looked pissed, even Lee glared at me.

To top it all off Sakura's been blushing around me all day and clinging… I think they know… Which means Hinata knows.

I felt bad about last night when I saw our picture.

After my parents died all I had were my brother and her…

I might have messed up big time."

"Yes. Yes, you did." I muttered slamming it down on top of the last one.

"He has pictures." Tenten whispered, in a aw-he-still-might-like-you voice.

"Yep, for an Emo boy he was very… active in hobbies besides cutting." I commented with a hint of sarcasm, not bothering to even look up.

"Dear Journal,

She came back, after a year; she's back. After a full year she came back.

I wouldn't say I've missed her. In fact, I still hate her, but I missed my best friend. I couldn't help but feel terrible when I saw her.

Not only did I lose my 1st GF but I lost most of my childhood…"

A closing car door had us stuffing the books into the box and the wanting one into Hinata's book bag.

The sound of the front door made us freeze.

"Come on," I ushered tugging Tenten toward the bed.

"What-"

"Shut up and get under the bed." I hissed as the footsteps drew closer.

Without hestitation both of us dove for cover, tucking our limbs into each other's sides.

The door opened not far after, "Yeah… I know, Saku…. Uh-huh? Uh huh…. Okay, don't worry… She's just one girl… So? Who cares if her friends are monsters… They are not going to crash your party…. Yeah, bye."

We watched the as the feet moved to the desk, *sigh*.

The front door opened again.

"Hey, Itachi, I'm heading to the store."

There was muffling then a slamming door, we took the sound of the car driving away as the Ok sign.

Tenten squeezed out, "Can we go now?"

I got out and looked at her, "Tenz, what's-"

She felt it with her fingers and picked it out. She examined it…

"OH MY GOD!"

We both jumped on the bed when she dropped it; Tenten was being a spaz, her hand shaking in front of her and looking for something to wipe them on.

"Oh my God! Oh my God!"

We were to busy screaming our head off in disgust to hear the thunder of footsteps heading toward us.

"What the-" Itachi was cut off by Tenten's hand wiping themselves on his jacket. "What do-"

I saw his eyes land on the plastic object on the floor then to Tenten.

"Get away from me!" he took his jacket off so fast that all I saw was him pressed against the door frame and Tenten practically crying.

"There's a bathroom down the hall to the left." he said pointing her the way.

It took awhile for me to catch my breath and collapse while staring at the condom on the floor, and I turned to the guardian of the owner the condom and said, "What kind of parent are you?"

"No, the question is; what are you doing here?" he asked.

"I can't come for a visit?" I pouted, sliding off the bed.

"In my brothers room? With a girl? Under the bed?… Seriously, Hinata, I didn't know you batted for that team." Itachi snickered.

"I am not lez. Plus, I only came to pick up some things I left behind." I explained as I sat at the desk.

Logging into to the laptop, I went into the pictures and double clicked on the folder with my name on it. I created a new folder, copy and paste to original pictures before going back and deleting them.

"What are you doing?" Itachi asked from behind me as I deleted more pictures.

"Whoa, are you freaking crazy?" Itachi asked trying to stop me.

I looked up at the man I had considered a brother for a long time with puppy dog eyes, "Deleting pictures of me and Sasuke and me."

"But…" Itachi said trying to restore them.

"So you like staring at picture of little kids? Dude, that's… just… wrong…"

Itachi's face went red, which is very uncommon for an Uchiha.

"You mean its true? I was kidding, you know that right?" I shifted uncomfortably.

"Of coarse not! It's just that Sasuke treasured those pictures." he blabbed, before his eyes widen as if he had something wrong which he probably had.

"You look different." he said trying to change the subject.

"Wow, no shiz, Sherlock." I retorted as Tenten reentered the room,

She looked like she had puked her guts out. Her mind of was in the distance before she returned to glare at the 20-something-year-old, "What kind of parent are you!"

"I am not a parent. I'm not even married!" he hissed, before his face took of the form of suspicion, then confusion. "Don't you have a brother?"

"And why would you ask that, dipstick?" Tenten asked, placing her hands on her hips.

"You have the same eyes as Genma Shiranui… You're are his sister, aren't you?" he questioned.

Tenten folded her arms now, "Are you trying to say that I like to suck on things?"

"No way he's gay, isn't he?"

She shook her head, "Idiot, he's like in love with the only Hyuga in this room. How can he be gay?"

I shivered.

Genma was only a year older than Itachi, and they've had their own share of rivally, in the past. As far as I knew it was still going on. Though, Genma thought of me as a sister, or pretended to most of the time, the word of him liking me had slipped when two of his college buddies were over in Freshmen year… Drunken teens, underage, three girls having a sleep over across the hall… nothing is privet.

As the argument continued, I slipped past Itachi to the picture frame. I stared at it for a moment as I opened the window… then a casually threw it out the window.

"What the hell!" Itachi said, racing to see the shattered glass on the door step. "He's going to kill me."

I turned my back on the Uchiha, brushed my hands together, "Better you than me."

And then I ran. Taking Tenten's arm I booked it out of there. With how much I knew of Sasuke, he'd be pissed about not finding the store Sakura wanted whatever purchased from and come home within a minute or so. Depending on which car he took.

Fortunately, I guessed right, but instead of coming through the front door, I saw him coming through the garage door.

I ducked behind the counter, with Tenten following suit. I listened as the footsteps passed us.

"Hinata Yuki Hyuga, get your little-" Itachi's voice stopped dead. "Sasuke… Hehe, what are you doing home?"

"Sakura started bitching at me about getting the right thing from the right store… What did you mean when you called her name?" the other brother asked in return.

I stood up, and started to walk to the door. All mouthing to Itachi about how sorry I was not being able to see what he came up with to get him out of this fix.

He glared at me, his eyes flashing red.

I stuck out my tongue before I fully closed the door with a slam.

I loved playing the bad girl, although I'm sure Tenten would beg to differ.

(=*.*=)

Once we got to Temari's house, ignoring the 3 men in the living yelling at the one blond male on the couch, we ran up the stairs and straight for her room.

Collapsing on the bed, Tenten pulled out her phone and started to text Neji and Lee and I pulled out the journals. Temari was busy updating her profile her space.

"Find anything?" the dirty blond asked.

"He kept pictures." the brunette answered.

"In which, I deleted." the indigo, me, corrected.

Temari pounced on the bed, "Let me get this straight. He, Sasuke Uchiha, the Playboy of the school, the Sex God of Shinobi High, the Emo of all emos; kept pictures of his childhood friend/ex-girlfriend?"

Tenten slapped her phone closed, "Yes, the Playboy of the school, the Sex God of Shinobi High, the Emo of all emos keeps pictures of Hinata Hyuga; the Sweetheart of the school, the Princess of Shinobi High, the Cute of everything cute."

I sat up, "The Sweetheart of the school, the Princess of Shinobi High, the Cute of everything cute deleted the Playboy of the school, The Sex God of Shinobi High, the Emo of the emos's pictures of her."

"You burst everyone's bubble!" they both cried.

"Hey, I saw a picture of baby Neji!" Tenten said.

Temari's eyes lit up, "If we're going to get talking about baby pictures I have to go find Gaara's and Kankuro's. You haven't seen cute until you've seen them. Come on…"

We were rushing down stairs, Temari grabbed a couple of books on the way down then we made our way to the kitchen. As we past the hall way to the front door we saw someone we, well, I, didn't expect.

You see Gaara with Shikamaru in a head lock as Kankuro was tying his hands.

We all stopped dead and just watched the three struggle.

"Wait, wait!" Tenten screamed until they looked up. "Keep him like that, I have a bat under Temari's bed."

Temari stood there stunned for a few moments before she heard Tenten's words, "Why do you have a bat under my bed?"

She shrugged, "I needed when I was over. Like right now is the prefect time to get myself warmed up for Saturday's baseball game."

With that Tenten darted up the steps and came back down with the object and tossed it to Kankuro, "Hold me. I think I have some rope under Gaara's bed."

I stared in disbelief, "And how exactly do you have all this stuff everywhere? Without the person knowing?"

Tenten shrugged, "I don't know. I usually do it when the person is in the room, too.

"Like I have rope under Gaara's, a kitchen knife under Kankuro's… Oh, I have a chain under Neji's and, I believe, I have a crow bar under your's…" she stopped to think. "If I remember correctly I have a chain saw beneath Hanabi's… Oh, and I had a gun under Sasuke's."

"You have a gun underneath Sasuke's?" Temari shouted.

"Pfft… Relax, will ya?… Besides, it's registered… but Imma guessing he, like, found it because it wasn't there when we were under there… Which thinking about it surprises me. I mean, like, it doesn't seem like he cleans under there. I mean, did you see that condom in my hair?"

Temari was holding back her giggles, I was already down, Kankuro was lining up the bat.

"What is going on in here?" Baki asked walking from the kitchen.

Kankuro hid the bat, Gaara removed his headlock, Tenten stuffed the rope in a near by vase…

"Nothing."

Author Notes:

1) This chapter sucked…

2) Sorry, I haven't updated. I was on a vacation with my dad down in Phoenix… Their Internet sucked!

3) I'll try to update as much as I can this summer. I have Girls' Camp, then I'm going to Mexico, Culiacan, to be more exact. But whatever, I'll be there for two weeks so it might be awhile.

4) Also, my co-writer ditched her sister and went to California. So it might be awhile before we get her ideas in this story.

5) IF ANYONE FROM SAN DEIGO IS READING THIS! IF YOU MEET SOMEONE NAME OZIEL GOMEZ, TELL HIM THAT HE OWES ME! HE OWES ME BIG TIME! DEVIL, YOU BETTER GET BACK DOWN IN HAPPY VALLEY!