Luna: oyeah so we didn't telling anyone what this fanfic is about…

Rinniy: but doesn't the title say it all

Twilight: yeah but what about the stupid people who can't read?

Ash: if they can't read then why are they here…

Twilight: oyeah…

Miyoko: HOLY JEBUS ON WHITE BREAD TWILIGHT HAD A BLONDE MOMENT!!

Everyone: -LE GASPS-

Luna: since when are we French?

Miyoko: I have no idea…

Rinniy: no more Mountain dew for you two…

Luna and Miyoko: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!

Twilight: …can we start?

Ash: sure

Disclaimer: do we really need to say we own nothing?

Chapter two

Sasuke and his SECRET Diary

Sasuke Uchiha was on the way to his house when he heard a scream… "HIASHI YOU HATING MOTHER FUCKING HOE DOUCE BAG BASTARD!!I CANT BELIVE YOUR SENDING ME T-" Sasuke almost tripped on his own feet. 'What the hell was that?' Sasuke thought to himself.

Two men in white coats carrying a very unconscious Neji Hyuuga, Sasuke decided not to ask and keep walking.

--At Sasuke's house--

Sasuke sat on his bed and pulled out his diary from under his pillow.

'Dear Diary,

Ugh today was not my day!

First this morning I woke up late and didn't have time to finish my hair! (You know how bad I looked?). And today Kakashi was extra late. (I think he did it just to spite me) ugh and little miss forehead girl kept clinging to me! SHES LIKE A LETCH!! I HATE HER LITTLE PINK GUTS! She grabs on me so tight! Tighter then a pair of Ino's jeans, which look great on me by the way. ;)

Omg Diary I discovered some awful things today!

Gaara owns more eye liner then me! This is totally uncool! He isn't even as good looking as me!

IM GAY!! Omg

I like Naruto! Today I couldn't stop staring at his ass! During training I touched it and then pretend I didn't know! (insert fangirl squeal)

Nejis a boy!

IM NOT MEXICAN!!

I THOUGHT I WAS MEXICAN!!

Tomato's don't come from the tomato fairy

I lost my good nail polish and CHIPPED A NAIL! Omg!

Hinata likes Naruto! That bitch needs to back off!

Well that's all for today!

Two hot for you!

Sasuke Uchiha!

Wait it's too not two ha I caught myself see how smart I am :)

Sasuke closed his diary put it back in his secret hiding place and went out to find Naruto. He was so excised to see naruto he didn't noticed the man in the white coat hitting over the head and knocking him unconscious.

--Hours later--

Sasuke opened his eyes to face white blindnessnessness…ness. Where the fuck was he and why was it so bright! And what was poking him? Sasuke turned his head to the left to face a blonde haired girl with blue eyes and a blue strip in her hair.

"Oooo! I think he's awake!" the blonde girl whispered.

Then the blonde girl's hair strip and her eyes turned purple. "No duh Sherlock." She whispered again.

Then changed to having a red strip in her hair and purple reddish eyes.

"Guys I think you're scaring him!" she whispered once again.

Sasuke sat up and stared at this blonde girl.

She looked up and said.

"Hey why don't cha take a picture it'll last longer?!"

"Who do you think you are!?"

Sasuke glared at her. She stared at him for a very long time before she answered.

"Er…is this a trick question?"

Sasuke slapped his forehead. Her hair and eyes changed to purple. "HE MEANS YOUR NAME YOU RETARD!!" She yelled at herself. Her hair and eyes changed to red again. "Ooooh well I'm Luna Nazumi! What's your name?" Luna held out her hand but Sasuke didn't take it and simply replied Sasuke.

"Sasuke what?" Luna asked. Then Sasuke had a brain fart. "Er…I think it started with U…"

"Unicorn?"

"No that wasn't it."

"Universe?"

"No"

"URANUS?!"

"…wtf?"

"….what?"

"Um let me think…Sasuke Uranus? What the fuck is wrong with you!?"

"...is think another trick question?"

Sasuke didn't even comment on that.

Ding

A bell went off and Luna started to grin like an idiot.

"Its…PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!! PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME! PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!"

"NOW WHERE HE AT! WHERE HE AT! WHERE HE AT! WHERE HE AT!"

Sasuke backed a way slowly then started running to the door, but before he got there some random girl with blonde hair and a aqua strip in her hair started singing and pointing at him.

"NOW THERE HE GOES! THERE HE GOES! THERE HE GOES! THERE HE GOES!!"

The door busted open and people flooded the room. Dancing and hanging from the ceiling eating peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. While Luna and the other blonde girl kept singing.

"PEANUT BUTTER!"

"JELLY"

"PEANUT BUTTER"

"JELLY"

"PEANUT BUTTER"

"JELLY"

"PEANUT BUTTER"

"JELLY"

Then Gaara of the sand came out of nowhere with a bat in his hands and started singing as he hit some random people with the bat.

"DO THE PEANUT BUTTER JELLY! PEANUT BUTTER JELLY! PEANUT BUTTER JELLY! WITH A BASEBALL BAT!!"

"DO THE PEANUT BUTTER JELLY! PEANUT BUTTER JELLY! PEANUT BUTTER JELLY! WITH A BASEBALL BAT!!"

"NOW WHERE HE AT! WHERE HE AT! WHERE HE AT! WHERE HE AT!"

Luna pointed to Sasuke.

"NOW THERE HE GOES! THERE HE GOES! THERE HE GOES! THERE HE GOES!!"

Gaara looked at Sasuke crazily. Sasuke tried to get away but he just got caught in peanut butter that was smeared on the wall. Luna and the blonde kept singing.

"PEANUT BUTTER!"

"JELLY"

"PEANUT BUTTER"

"JELLY"

"PEANUT BUTTER"

"JELLY"

"PEANUT BUTTER"

"JELLY"

"DO THE PEANUT BUTTER JELLY! PEANUT BUTTER JELLY! PEANUT BUTTER JELLY! WITH A BASEBALL BAT!!"

"DO THE PEANUT BUTTER JELLY! PEANUT BUTTER JELLY! PEANUT BUTTER JELLY! WITH A BASEBALL BAT!!"

Then a very naked Rock Lee ran danced paste Sasuke (who is still stuck on the wall) and Gaara waving around glow sticks which were attached to his head and around his waist like a belt (thankfully) covering his…er junk while he was singing.

"NOW BREAK IT DOWN AND FREEZE BREAK IT DOWN AND FREEZE! NOW BREAK IT DOWN AND FREEZE NOW BREAK IT DOWN AND FEEZE!!

Lee pulled Sasuke off the wall and started swinging him around. Luna the blonde took some of Lees glow sticks that were falling off and dancing with them as they continued singing.

"NOW WHERE HE AT! WHERE HE AT! WHERE HE AT! WHERE HE AT!"

"NOW THERE HE GOES! THERE HE GOES! THERE HE GOES! THERE HE GOES!!"

"PEANUT BUTTER!"

"JELLY"

"PEANUT BUTTER"

"JELLY"

"PEANUT BUTTER"

"JELLY"

"PEANUT BUTTER"

"JELLY"

"DO THE PEANUT BUTTER JELLY! PEANUT BUTTER JELLY! PEANUT BUTTER JELLY! WITH A BASEBALL BAT!!"

"DO THE PEANUT BUTTER JELLY! PEANUT BUTTER JELLY! PEANUT BUTTER JELLY! WITH A BASEBALL BAT!!"

Gaara's bat broke when he slammed it down on some guy's head who tried to take Gaara's peanut butter cookies. Luna threw Red black and blue markers to everyone and they made X's and O's on the walls. (That weren't covered in peanut butter and jelly) Everyone started to sing as they wrote on the walls.

"NOW TIC-TAC-TOE!"

"UH HUH!" Luna shouted.

"TIC-TAC-TOE!"

"LET'S GO!!"

"TIC-TAC-TOE!"

"YOU GOT IT!"

"NOW TIC-TAC-TOE!"

"LET'S RIDE!" Out of nowhere Luna and the blonde busted threw the wall in a go cart looking for Sasuke.

"NOW WHERE HE AT! WHERE HE AT! WHERE HE AT! WHERE HE AT!"

The blonde pointed to Sasuke who was being thrown around up and down by a crowd of people.

"NOW THERE HE GOES! THERE HE GOES! THERE HE GOES! THERE HE GOES!!"

Luna grabbed Sasuke put him in the go cart.

"PEANUT BUTTER!"

"JELLY"

"PEANUT BUTTER"

"JELLY"

"PEANUT BUTTER"

"JELLY"

"PEANUT BUTTER"

"JELLY"

"DO THE PEANUT BUTTER JELLY! PEANUT BUTTER JELLY! PEANUT BUTTER JELLY! WITH A BASEBALL BAT!!"

"DO THE PEANUT BUTTER JELLY! PEANUT BUTTER JELLY! PEANUT BUTTER JELLY! WITH A BASEBALL BAT!!"

Colored lights going off and on, flashing, while people were still coloring on the walls and on other people, then somehow they got a hold of neon paint and took paint brushes and started splashing people as they all sang.

"NOW FREESTYLE FREESTYLE FREESTYLE FREESTYLE FREESTYLE! YOU'RE STYLE!!"

Luna The blonde and Sasuke were driving on the ceiling. Sasuke twitched and yelled. "WHAT THE HELL!?"

Luna shouted back.

"WE'RE DEFIYING THE LAWS OF PHSICS!!" Then kept singing.

"NOW FREESTYLE FREESTYLE FREESTYLE FREESTYLE FREESTYLE! YOU'RE STYLE!!"

They fell from the ceiling but Luna kept singing.

"NOW WHERE HE AT! WHERE HE AT! WHERE HE AT! WHERE HE AT!"

"NOW THERE HE GOES! THERE HE GOES! THERE HE GOES! THERE HE GOES!!"

Sasuke Got up and shoved peanut butter and jelly sandwich in Luna's face. Luna glared at Sasuke's smirk.

"Oh! I see how you is!" Sasukes smirk soon drop as Luna picked up a gaint tub of jelly and dumped it on his head. Lunas blonde friend picked up sandwiches in her hands and shouted.

"FOOD FIGHT!!"

Luna eyes widen.

"Oh shit."

Luna: OMG CLIFFYNESS!!

Miyoko: OMG! WHO IS LUNAS MYSTIROUS, yet sexy, FRIEND!!

Ash: -hits Miyoko over the head with a news paper-

Miyoko: Ita! –holds head-

Twilight: WHY DID LUNA SAY OH SHIT!!

Rinniy: WHY IS GAARA SO DAMN SEXY!?

Everyone: …

Ash: anyway… Please review

Miyoko and Luna: WE'LL GIVE YOU COOKIE-NESS!!