Luna: has anyone notice we really don't explain anything in anything?
Miyoko: i don't even know what you said but yes.
Haruko: same here.
Twilight: you guys make no since. If you don't know what she said then how do you know if the answer is yes or no?
Luna Miyoko and Haruko: ...what?
Rinniy: Twilight shut up your making my head hurt your not making any since!
Ash: Thinking makes your head hurt Rinniy
Rinniy: what your point!?
Luna: What is the point of us even talking?!
Miyoko: nothing!
Haruko: WRONG ANSWER! -Takes mountain dew and drinks it-
Miyoko: PHILLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!! -falls to knees and cries- T-T
Rinniy: Phillip?
Luna: OMFGWTFBBQ! HARUKO ATE PHILLIP!
Ash: you mean drank?
Luna: ...is this a trick question?
Twilight: everyone! You guys were wasting time...
Haruko: of course.
Miyoko: -sitting in corner- angst-ness...angst-ness...angst-ness...angst-ness...angst-ness...
Ash: moving on...
Haruko: WAIT HOLD ON!
Twilight: what now?
Haruko: has anyone noticed there is a lot of singing in this fanfic?
Luna: -glares- your try watching wicked then try to write a fanfic!
Pairings: NejiGaa, SasuNaru, ShinoKiba, DylHaru, JessMiyo, LunaSara, and SaiCho. Maybe more parings later.
Disclaimer: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh how we wish we owned Narutoooooooooo we would make him do dirty things on TV! MWHAHAHHAHAHAHA
Chapter 3!
Food fights and Exposition!
Recap!
Sasuke Got up and shoved peanut butter and jelly sandwich in Luna's face. Luna glared at Sasuke's smirk.
"Oh! I see how you is!" Sasuke's smirk soon drops as Luna picked up a giant tub of jelly and dumped it on his head. Luna's blond friend picked up sandwiches in her hands and shouted.
"FOOD FIGHT!!"
Luna eyes widen.
"Oh shit."
By the 'oh shit' Luna just said you would think she was scared shit-less. Well you're all fucking wrong! Luna wasn't scared she was the complete opposite! In fact let's look in Luna's thoughts right now!
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(Luna's Mind)
'Oh shit! WHERE DA FUCK DID I PUT MY PAINTBALL GUN! OMG I HAVENT HAD A FOOD FIGHT SINCE LAST MONTHS CHRISTMAS JELLO! Hehehe there was green and red Jell-O everywhere! We all smelled like kool-aid flavored Jell-O for weeks! -Insert evil maniacal laugh-
--
Luna thoughts soon were interrupted by various yells.
An angry lady with brown hair pulled back in a simple pony tail and beautiful friendly silver (not so friendly right now) eyes. She was wearing a brown skirt that went down to her knees and i short sleeved white collared shirt with a white doctor's coat on top. The lady point at Luna and yelled.
"LUNA NAZUMI!! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE!?" you swear you could see steam coming out of her ears.
Luna smiled. "Well you see Lucy-chan." she started. "I just happen to hear that there were new comers coming here and i wanted to be the one to give them the grand tour." She finished with innocent eyes.
The lady now known as Lucy twitched and yelled. "BULL-SHIT!" Twilight grabbed Luna and started to drag her out of the room.
"Lu-channnnnnnn. Don't be this way." Luna whined as she was dragged to out the door.
"WHY DONT YOU LISTEN TO ME?! I TOLD YOU! YOU WOULD BE LET OUT OF THE ASYLUM IN A WEEK!" Lucy screamed.
"But Lu-chan I got booooored and none of my friends are in the asylum or none are in the same asylum as meeee." Luna whined some more. (Luna: i do not whineeeeeeeee u lierrrrrs!! -pouts- Ash: riiiiiiight.)
"DO YOU KNOW WHY YOU'RE STILL IN THE ASYLUM!?" Looked at Luna out of the corner of her eye.
"Er... i think it has something about the jell-o accident either that or that time i got rabies and spread it around by biting a doctor..." Luna said sheepishly
"BOTH!" Lucy glared at Luna.
While Lucy was lecsherring Luna on escaping and all that crap Luna lifted up Lucy skirt and looked under as she walked. Luna smiled and yelled over Lucy's lecher.
"NICE FRILLY PANTIES DOC!" and after that comment was made all you could hear was a large crack then silence filled the air.
Poor Luna. She should have kept her hands to herself.
(Back in the place with Sasuke)
Sasuke was currently in a staring contest with Luna's friend that he was stuck with. Her hair was a nice golden blonde which went down to the back of her knees with as we said had an aqua stripe in it. Out of nowhere she started to hum. Then Sasuke blinked.
"HA! I WIN! GAARA YOU OWE ME COCO PUFF BITCH!" She yelled towered Gaara who was licking peanut butter from the walls. Gaara looked up and shouted.
"I AM CAPTIN CRUNCH BITCH! LEAVE A MESSAGE AFTER THE FUCKING BEEP!" Then went back to licking peanut butter off the walls.
Sasuke's eye twitched and the girl looked at Sasuke and spoke with a smile.
"HI! I'm Miyoko Nazumi! I already know who you are so no need to tell me Sasuke-kun!" Sasuke rolled his eyes then stopped in mid roll.
"Nazumi?" he started. "Are you related to that Luna girl or whatever?" Miyoko nodded.
"SHES MEH SISTA FROM ANOTHA MISTA!" she yelled right in Sasuke's ear. Sasuke rub his ears and turned his head right into Gaara's face which was covered in peanut butter and jelly.
It seems in the time Sasuke learned Miyoko's name Gaara had finished cleaning the walls which now look sparkly clean. Sasuke cringed and thought to him self. 'Note to self: Don't lean on the walls.'
Just then Lucy came back in with a tiny blush across her face. She cleared her throat and spoke slowly.
"Okay everyone please sit in a circle." As she said that everyone sat in a triangle. Lucy twitched and repeated this act several times but every time she got a square, rectangle, quadrangle, ect. She just stopped when they formed oval. Close enough.
Lucy began to speak but was brutally interrupted by a scream. Soon a silver haired boy with bright red eyes, around 14, came crashing threw the door in...
A pink sun dress...
"SOMEONE HELP ME!!" The silver haired boy screamed and ran into Sasuke 'gracefully' landing face first into Sasuke's crouch as Sasuke tried hard to not to scream out in pain, Neji came running in with what looked like make-up in one hand and a brush in another hand.
"Wait Uriu! I havent done your hair yet!!" Neji stopped in front of the silver haired boy, now known as Uriu, and the raven haired boy gasping for breath. Aberrantly the lights shut off and a spot light went on Uriu, who was still in Sasuke's legs...
"Boys and Germs!" Neji shouted into a microphone. Many voices of distrece and 'Oh no you did-n't just say that, girlfriend' were heard from the opposing girls in the crowd.
"Yeah whatever." Neji started in his dark green knee high cow-'girl' boots with buttefly flies stiched in at the top, capre jeans and his green tank top with a white button down shirt.
"Everyone look at my work! Uriu Miler! Sporting a spring sundress! The colors are fuchsia! And a spicy hot pink!" everyone looked at Uriu as Neji spoke. Various 'ooohs' and 'ahhhhs' were heard as Uriu ran away crying in shame, out the door.
The light flickered on and Neji joined the 'circle' (Haruko: -coughOVELcough-) next to Gaara who staring at Neji. Neji noticed this and leaned over to Gaara to lick the peanut butter off his cheek. Neji pulled back and watch Gaara blush a color that would put Hinata to shame.
Neji smirked. I guess it wont be to bad.
--Time breaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaak!--
Lucy was getting impatient and very, very angry, and an angry Lucy was very very scary. So Miyoko got up from her space and took a deep breath then screamed.
"SHUT DAH FOOK UP!!"
Lets just say that they wont be interupting anymore. and lucy went on with her thingy er..speach.
"Well, im Dr. Lucy Mitsuki and im one of the main doctors of-" BRRRRRRIIIIIIIINGGGG!! Lucy was once again interrupted. Lucy threw her clipboard and screamed in annoyance.
"That's it!! I CANT TAKE THIS ANYMORE!!" Lucy screamed and flailed her arms and was destroying the room. The patients on the floor watched Lucy in awe. Never in there life have they seen someone quit only after 3 months. This was a new time record!
As Lucy threw a tantrum Neji was scooting closer and closer to Gaara and Gaara seemed to like it but this little get together was stopped by a voice.
"Everybody! Its tea time with-" the voice was cut off with a hissing voice.
"Good morning starshine! The earth says hello!"
Luna: CLIFFYS!! DX
Miyoko: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! I HATE CLIFFYS!
Ash: cliffys are a form of torture….i like it…
Twilight: …wow you're creepy…
Ash: whatever
Luna: SHUT YOUR FACE! DX
Haruko: WHAT ARE WE TALKING ABOUT!?
Luna: NO ONE KNOWS ANYMORE!!
Miyoko: ZOMFG YARN!
Everyone: WHERE?!
-Everyone pounces on said yarn-
Luna: -tied up in yarn- Please review!
Twilight: we might share our yarn!
Ash: only if u review –glares-
Haruko: DO IT!!