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Kairi P.O.V.
We were leaving today. I was currently seated at the kitchen counter watching Konan pack the last of the kitchen utensils away. It seems that, we were taking almost nothing with us from here to the other base they had. Konan said they were just packing everything away, kinda like storage. The only things we were taking were mostly clothes and a few personal possessions.
That reminds me Konan didn't get particularly upset over me putting away her things for her a few days ago. Actually she was rather grateful over the whole thing. I mean at first she was embarrassed, her face put a tomato to shame and her blushing piqued my interest since she really had nothing to be embarrassed about. Then she just kept calmly smiling at me for the rest of the day which I in turn found a little creepy…I guess no one's ever really done anything nice like that for her. But then again my intentions were anything but kind.
*Clang* Startled, I snapped out of my reverie to find Konan bent over to retrieve a fallen pot off the tiled floor. "What happened?"
"Oh, I couldn't reach the pot off the shelf so I knocked it off with kunai."
"Oh." I mentally slapped myself. How could I ever think of her as a regular human being if she did things like that? No wonder people didn't treat her kindly she probably scared them off before they could eve say hi. It was probably a mistake to have put my nose in business that wasn't mine. Pfft, too late to regret it now.
My eyes wandered over Konan's slight silhouette paused briefly on her sapphire hair and ocher eyes; I admired her symmetrical features and pale skin. She was a woman of exceptional beauty and I envied her for that. And what was worse, was that she was a very patient, intelligent and level headed individual, she had to be to put up with me. God knows how many times I would whack a person like me if I was stuck with them twenty four seven. *Sigh* How did someone like her end up in a place like this? Surely a woman like her could find something better to do with her life, and if she really didn't want to, she was quite capable of becoming some rich dude's trophy wife. I'm sure her shortage of potential suitors didn't have anything to do with lack of good looks or talent.
I watched as she packed things away with unrivaled poise and felt the sting of inadequacy hit me square in the chest. I winced, I could never be that beautiful and I couldn't even hope to mimic her graceful movements or her smooth, painfully ignorant sensual liquid walk that often caught many of the subordinate's attention, even with her conservative cloak on. How could someone like her willingly choose to be a ninja and not even one that's admirable? At least Mina had the brains to join a village that had the chance of being honorable.
This time I couldn't cover up the flinch I made when I thought the name. A wave of pain ripped up my chest and had me breathing a bit irregularly by the time it passed. Konan was at my side in an instant and asked me what was wrong.
"Nothing…It's not anything to worry about." I waved off her concern. She frowned but gave me a nod of understanding and continued her previous work.
The pain of being separated from my best friend had slowly been increasing lately and I couldn't even look at the color yellow without feeling like crying. I don't know how many times I've looked at Deidara and was at a loss on how to treat him. On one hand I felt like hugging the living daylights out of him thinking just being close to something blonde somehow brought me close to Mina and yet, on the other hand I felt like punching him in the nose for me even thinking those kinds of things about a gender confused pervert (I still haven't gotten over the dressing room incident). I huffed, frustrated with myself right now and laid my head on my folded arms on top of the counter.
Konan P.O.V.
Kairi has been very…distant for these past few days. I try my best to make her feel comfortable and welcome here, well as welcome and comfortable an innocent can be in a situation like this. I know I've only known her for a short while but she's become a bit precious to me.
The shock of this revelation still had me reeling. At first she was just another prisoner, another girl with an unfortunate fate who was too gifted for her own good, an expendable pawn for us Akatsuki. I thought Pain would kill her within a week if he didn't end up getting his answers.
We had been threatened and he wanted to eliminate the danger as swiftly as possible. Then we had gotten a lead pointing to a young woman who could possibly destroy everything we worked so hard to achieve. Only to find out the girl was just as in the dark about this whole thing as us.
I admit, when I found out she was brought here by Sasori and Deidara I hated her. How could some insignificant child endanger what I worked so hard to protect and defend? Then I was sent to retrieve her along with Kakuzu and I expected to find an experienced battle hardened kunoichi with a burning defiance towards her captors. But, instead I found an exhausted, solemn and wary girl who couldn't be older than fifteen.
She didn't even resemble a kunoichi, even though it was dirty from that loathsome cell, I could tell her skin was clear and had a very fair complexion. Her flesh too soft, skin that's never seen a hard day's work, hair like the finest of silks the color of rich brown earth with a startling shade of burgundy in it and more astonishing were her big turquoise eyes. Those eyes were innocent, eyes that still saw the world as new and an adventure waiting to happen. They weren't eyes that have seen death countless times. They weren't dull orbs of color that often became of the eyes of all battle weary ninja. They were still bright and shining with obvious innocence and childlike naivety. In that moment I felt…protective of her. But, then I had to remind myself that she was an enemy no matter how innocent she was.
For a while my hate simmered down to a slow anger, especially after she herself claimed her blamelessness for any wrongdoing against us before she promptly passed out. Then she was put back in her cell for a few days and my anger was abated for the moment. Then Pain chose me to be the girls care taker, I was a bit bitter over the decision but when I walked in to his office I found all my anger evaporated at the sight of her. She was a dirty and pathetic sight to behold. Especially with all of the buildup of grime on her too small body, her clothes torn here and there, I could tell she was exhausted with her fair skin made even fairer from lack of nourishment and sleep. But what bugged me the most were the many scrapes on her hands. I felt an overwhelming swell of sympathy inflate in my chest at the sight of her and I knew then that I would have to treat her much more gently from then on.
Even more astounding than her appearance was her never ending willfulness to do what she pleased. Most women are taught obedience from an early age with the possible exception of most kunoichi's; it is often frowned upon to have headstrong women running around, especially if the woman is of noble blood. Kairi stood up for what she believed in, sometimes quietly or sometimes loudly and on the rare occasion with a display of violence.
The memory of the last argument she had with me curved my lips in an amused smile. She was a real spitfire, Kairi's spirited outlook on life despite the situation brought a kind of freshness to the unforgiving aspects of mine. And soon enough I felt attached to this small bundle of dynamite.
I realized this on the night Hidan wanted to sacrifice her to his bloodthirsty god. I still remember the way I jumped in front of her before thinking, how I could only feel in that moment. I was incredibly livid; so livid in fact that I wanted to strangle him for even considering the foolhardy idea to make my new found friend a sacrifice. Never mind that killing another member was taboo…I paused with my packing when I sensed Kairi's breathing pattern change. Quickly moving to her side I asked her what was wrong only to have her brush me off. Frowning I accepted she wasn't yet willing to share her distress with me so I returned to the task at hand, perhaps it was a good thing we were leaving this base, maybe a change of scenery will do her some good.
Kairi P.O.V.
I leaned against Konan's bedroom wall as I watched her check and re-check everything we were taking on our journey. It was going to take about five days to get to this other hide out and I wasn't sure I could handle five days of traveling with these nut cases. I watched as she grabbed two packs and walked in to the bathroom. She came out a few minutes later stuffing the last of the cabinet's medical supplies in to one of the packs pouches before placing them on the bed.
"Were all set here…but is there anything you'd like to take with you that we haven't packed to take with us?"
My eyes wandered the room just to humor konan's question. I shook my head as a negative and she in turn began to store the last of her things away in her closet. I shook my head, why would Konan think I had anything with sentimental value in this depressing place? Did she really think I wanted to be reminded of my time here? Sighing I grabbed the two back packs and walked out into the hallway to wait for Konan.
For some reason I was feeling dreadful today, ever since I woke up I've had this headache that hasn't gone away, despite the pain killers I took with my minuscule breakfast. And Konan hounding me all morning was making it worse; it felt like someone was trying to smash my skull with their bare hands little by little. Rubbing my temples with my fingertips in circular motions I slowly evened out my breathing when Konan popped her head out of the door way.
"I'm almost ready. Why don't you keep Tobi company? He should be near the entrance." With that her head disappeared back in to the room and the door shut with a quiet click.
Seeing that I was no longer needed, I headed in the direction of my immature friend who was oblivious to the fact that he was the childish one here not the other way around. Tobi was…how to put this…um, he was unique. I never expected to find someone quite like him in a place like this. I hadn't seen as much as I'd like of him since I've met him but I still get to talk with him once in awhile in the halls when he's not out and about doing errands for carrot cake for brains. Mostly those conversations revolved around on my gloom and doom and his own bungling. But then again what do I expect to talk about, flowers and rainbows? Plus Pain's whole need to know only rule conflicted with our conversation too.
You see, Pain had Konan make it clear to me the day after that awful dinner that I only needed to know things that directly conflicted with my overall well being…whatever that means. So basically letting me know about things such as their diabolical plans for world domination was a no no. Yeah, like I needed to throw myself over that ledge. Honestly, the less I know the better. I don't think I could listen in on their plans for whatever they're up to and not want to try and stop them.
Which brings me back to, what are they planning? I mean first my kidnapping. I mean that was a complete and utter dive. Whatever they were planning to use me for blew up in their faces. The whole first meeting then passing out was still kind of a big blur, no matter how hard I tried to remember the conversation I just came up with blank. Then I asked Konan about it and she just kind of gave me a blank stare and said nothing about it. *Sigh* Moving on…
Secondly, from what Tobi's told me so far, he does missions for Pain. He usually kind of glazes over the details and alludes to things but never directly says anything that would "Compromise" his missions. From what I can figure out is that they're making connections and trading favors and other things that have to do with criminal activity… almost like they're getting ready for something.
Maybe they really were thinking about taking over the world…naaahh, they're insane but not that insane. Maybe their Yakuza or something…though they didn't seem like drug dealers or anything like the mafia. I can't picture red head as the god father or scar face. Maybe their some type terrorist group? Thoughts of Iraq and Americans being kidnapped to be ransomed or used for blackmail and leverage flashed through my mind. That image seemed more fitting for the Akatsuki, I mean they did kidnap me. But if they were looking for a ransom they either never got it or didn't want one, then again I had no one here to give ransom for me sooo…*Sigh* I feel like I'm running in circles.
Giving up for now I continued in to the entrance of their lair. There were a few other bags piled up in the middle of the wooden floor directly across from the door out of this place. Tobi was nowhere in sight , well no body was anywhere in sight really. I was completely alone in the room. Sighing, I placed the packs on top of the small pile and sat next to it. It's unfortunate I wasn't an adept ninja, perhaps if I was born here like everyone thinks so, I would've probably been able to figure out the chakra seal on the door and run away by now. And here I thought it was a simple lock and key kind of door…I'm beginning to realize if you're a ninja nearly everything in your life revolves around chakra one way or another. It's like they have a jutsu for everything…locking people out or in, hiding and finding things, and probably thousands of other categories like torture. I rolled my eyes, whatever happened to doing things the old fashioned way? I 'm slightly grateful I lived in such a simple and mundane world before all this and then I'm slightly irritated because this is all so… new to me.
*Sigh*Lost, that was the word, I'm completely and utterly lost, confused too. I have no idea about what I'm supposed to do in a situation like this. I'm supposed to be a ninja for crying out loud! But compared to these guys, all my training was just some child's game. Obviously, I'm not going to be rescued. I've been here for what? A month, maybe more? And not a sign of rescue or a search for that matter… Jeez, I guess I really do only have myself to count on. I huffed in frustration, It's decided then, as soon as I get the chance to run I'm outta here.
"Everyone has prepared themselves for the journey. It will take five days to cross river country if we wish to remain unnoticed." Pain's firm expression brooked no argument amongst the members.
Yawning, I ignored his small speech. Clearly he was speaking mostly to me so I knew what exactly was going to happen and what was expected of me. He was basically telling me to get ready for a really long road trip and not to draw any attention to myself or them. Pain turned the full weight of his purplish grey eyes on me and glared for a few moments before moving to Konan's side for a discussion about me most likely.
Shrugging in to the warm grey jacket that was purchased for me, I made sure my clothes were light weight but sturdy and able to stave off the end of winters chill. My outfit consisted of a black sleeveless hooded shirt, dark blue form fitting pants and knee high black ninja boots with my grey jacket similar to a strike jacket. I chose these clothes for the sole purpose that if I needed to run I wouldn't be hindered by unnecessary swaths of cloth riding up or falling down whilst getting away. I figured my chances of escape were a fifty-fifty percent chance, call me an optimist.
Turning on my heel I ambled over to Tobi, "Where exactly is this place you guys are dragging me to?" I questioned.
Tobi responded with, "Good morning Kai-chan." Before moving to his precious senpai's side. So…were playing that game, are we?
Raising an eyebrow at Tobi's blatant dismissal of me I decided the location wasn't worth the effort of prying. Just as I was about to sit back on the floor I was hauled up on to my feet by Konan and Itachi.
"Hey! I was just gonna sit down ya know!" Pouting at both of them I snatched back my arms they had lifted me with and took the pack that was shoved in to them by Konan.
Konan leveled a slight glare at me and said, "Do not. I repeat, do not under any circumstances leave my side unless you are told otherwise. Understood?"
"Yes, ma'am." I remarked nastily.
Her glare intensified for a heartbeat before she made an about face and walked the remaining few steps to the door. She quickly undid the chakra seal and signaled with a curt wave for me to follow after her. Feeling petty I hesitated until I felt a sharp nudge in the middle of my back. Twisting my head to see behind me I mashed my lips into a tight line when I saw it was Itachi who had prodded me. I may act foolishly sometimes but that didn't make me a fool. I was smart enough to know when I was way over my head. And I'd like to keep said head attached to my body, even if it meant following the dictates of a creep with no personality. Sighing, I swung the back pack in to place and walked outside.
I staggered in the sudden brightness that was sunlight. Being in a dark place for weeks on end really affected your eyesight apparently. Konan steadied me with a firm hand and I mumbled a quiet thank you automatically taught from years of being raised to be polite to anyone who helps you. Doing a mental double take I narrowed my eyes to find some relief and took a few steps away from her. What was my problem today? Gathering my way ward thoughts and emotions tight I focused on adjusting my eyes to the glaring sunshine whilst Pain informed his little cronies of the regulations on this expedition.
"We will be traveling as inconspicuously as possible," Pain paused to encompass the entire group the consisted of the nine members plus me and Tobi. "Which means there will be little to no bloodshed."
"What the fu-" Hidan was silenced with a punch to the back of the head via Kakuzu's fist.
Ignoring them he continued, "I'm hoping we can avoid the enemy ninja and villages the most we can but if worse comes to worse you all have your instructions. Follow them." With one last cold look he leapt in to the surrounding forest's trees.
Everyone leapt off after him except me standing there with my mouth hanging open bewildered by this new phenomenon.
"Ahem." Correction me, Konan and Deidara were left standing there.
"After you Kairi." Konan smiled.
Alarmed I shouted, "No way on earth or heaven are you going to get me to jump in to an eighty foot tree! And that's a small one too!"
It was Konan's turn to look bewildered, "Don't you travel by trees often?"
"Uhhh, no! That's why I have legs or a ride or something!"
"You say you come from the Leaf village, where the village is surrounded by forest and yet you refuse to tree jump?" Deidara asked stunned.
"Tree jump?" I asked.
"You know when you leap from tree to tree to cut down travel time." Konan supplied.
"I-I-I- how am I supposed to know something like that!" I exclaimed.
"You're a Kunochi and you haven't even mastered something as simple as this?" Deidara was annoyed now.
"I- well yeah, but still I was never taught to- Hey! Put me down!" With reflexes that shocked me Deidara had scooped me up in to his arms and took off in to the nearest tree.
"Put me down! Put me down! Put me down! Put me down!" I screamed as he bounded from one tree to another.
"Urusai! Shut up and stop wiggling un!"
I thrashed around some more before unexpectedly Deidara grunted and DROPPED ME!
Konan P.O.V.
I sighed with exasperation over the both of them. When would Deidara learn patience and when would Kairi learn to be more trusting. Following the screaming pair of them at a slower more leisurely pace I nearly missed the moment Deidara was elbowed in the stomach by Kairi's panicked squirming. Letting out a small sigh of laughter my breath caught in my throat when a moment later the baka dropped her!
Preparing to dive after her I was surprised when deidara was the one to leap off the tree branch and grab her out stretched hands before springing back up together with her clinging to him.
I blew out a breath, Kairi really is a handful.
Kairi P.O.V.
"AHHHHHHH!" I was going to die falling out of a tree! I could see the ground in agonizing detail rushing closer to my fragile mortal form. Squeezing my tearing eyes shut I waited for the tell tale sign of blinding pain to shortly be followed by the "white light". I suddenly felt a wrenching sensation in my arms accompanied by a weightless feeling, not expecting that at all my eyes snapped open to the sight of the tree tops coming closer and not the ground. Then only to have the sensation of free falling all over again as my body did an automatic back flip in mid air. Sucking in another breath to scream I felt the air woosh out of me as my body hit something warm and firm.
Seeing black cloth with red clouds and a fall of blonde hair I realized it wasn't a branch that caught me but a certain blonde headed Akatsuki jerk. Gasping in lungfuls of dear oxygen, I heaved in breathless sobs. That was probably one of the scariest things that's happened to me so far. Feeling the small bit of food I ate this morning want to make a reappearance I buried my face in the folds of his cloak half hoping I didn't up chuck and half hoping that if I did that it would land on him instead of me and the forest floor. I felt him shift me on to his back and mumble something along the lines of "ungrateful" and "too loud ".
I said the only thing I could in this situation, "Anata wa jāku…"I muttered.
"Eh, What'd you say?" Deidara retorted.
"Nothing, nothing." I laid my fore head in the junction between his shoulder blades and let my nausea pass.
"Would you prefer I carry you instead?" Konan had caught up to us and was leaping in time with Deidara's leaps and bounds.
I paled at the thought of someone like konan who was scarcely bigger than me to carry another person nearly as big as she was. I looked down to the rapidly passing shrubbery below us and gulped. Tightening my grip on Deidara I told her no.
We caught up with the others after a few minutes and Kisame and Tobi couldn't help but laugh at the sight of me clinging to Deidara for dear life in a white knuckled grip.
"What happened? Has she turned in to another fan girl and you can't get her off you now?" Kisame chuckled.
Deidara only glowered in response.
This only seemed to encourage Kisame more and his shark like grin widened. "You reap what you sow Deidara. How many times do we have to tell you this?"
"Urusai! Urusai! Urusai! Urusai, un!" Deidara shouted back.
"Tobi thinks Deidara senpai likes Kai-chan. Ohhh, perhaps Deidara senpai is the fan boy?"
"I will kill you Tobi. And I won't do it with my clay, I'll do it with my bare hands!"
Tobi just laughed and increased his speed to dodge Deidara's well aimed kick. "Careful! I'm hanging on to you here! Do want me to fall and die?" I yelled out gripping on to him even harder.
"Maybe if you took your training more seriously I wouldn't have to carry around a heavy lump like you un! And stop holding on so tight! It hurts!"
My jaw dropped in outrage. He said what? "Hey Deidara, just because you're blonde doesn't mean you have an excuse for being stupid!"
Deidara's eye twitched at my insult, "Whatever Shibō shōjo." He smirked at me when I gave him a glare that could rival Hade's itself.
"If she is that much of a burden Deidara, I am willing to carry her for you." Itachi calmly suggested.
"What the hell are you saying Uchiha!" Deidara accused.
Itachi's eyes narrowed at his tone of voice before quietly speaking, "I merely thought with all your complaining that you were tiring yourself needlessly. Pain-sama would not be pleased if you slowed us down due to an over inflated pride."
That seemed to hit a nerve because Deidara responed with, "You know Uchiha, as soon as we make camp you should slip into something more comfortable...like a coma!"
Itachi's glare had me flinching and I hadn't even done anything! They continued to glare at each other you could practically see the lightning bolts clash between their eyes.
"Will you two cut it the fuck out!" Hidan had fallen back and was scowling at the both of them.
"Your guy's bitching and whining is really starting to piss me off! If you don't want to feel the end of my scythe and meet Jashin-sama, I suggest you shut the hell up!" Hidan had a angry vein throbbing in his temple.
"You and your dumb god can suck it Hidan! This is between me and Uchiha!" Deidara didn't spare Hidan a glance in his direction, but if he had he would have noticed how everyone with the exception of Itachi and Konan sped up when Hidan landed on the nearest branch with his back to us and went completely still.
"What did you say?" Hidan growled.
Deidara being the complete and utter genius we all know he is shot a bewildered look in Hidan's direction and came to a stop. "What pissed you off, un?"
I could see several stress marks pop up on the back of Hidan's head. This could get ugly…
Apparently Konan thought so too and immediately pried me off of Deidara's back and pulled me up several braches out of what was soon to be harm's way. With an angry snarl Hidan whirled on Deidara promptly trying to slice him in half with a big red scythe he pulled out from his cloak. It semi-amazed me on how he could keep a weapon of that size concealed under his cloak on his back.
Deidara in turn avoided the blow by dropping on to a branch underneath him. Hidan pulled his blades out of the tree's bark then swung even harder towards Deidara and cut the remaining tree limbs with the force of a falling boulder. I watched as Deidara's eyes widened in surprise when the intended blow was stopped six inches away from his face.
Itachi had stopped Hidan from completing his strike towards Deidara's head. With a slight push Itachi drove Hidan back a few steps from his perch on a wide branch.
"Enough." Itachi whispered softly.
"What the hell, Uchiha? You think I needed your help in a fight!" Deidara snarled.
Itachi simply glared at him in answer.
"Mind your own business Itachi-chan. Wouldn't want to scar that pretty face!" Hidan mocked.
Now I wasn't sure if it was the light or my imagination but Itachi's eyes seemed to glow scarlet for a few moments before he blinked and they were his usual dark flinty grey. His glare never faltered as he took the few remaining steps toward Deidara and backhanded him in to the trunk of the tree.
"I simply thought you might want to keep that empty head yours on your shoulders for a while longer. Forgive me for my assumption." Deidara's face contorted with fury when Itachi turned to leap away and he in turn brought his leg up in a forceful kick that sent Itachi flying into Hidan knocking them both to the ground.
I was starting to worry that this was getting out of hand and whispered to Konan, "Shouldn't we…you know stop them?"
She answered with a serious face, "No, let them beat themselves senseless…when they're aching and tired tomorrow hopefully they'll have learned the error of they're ways."
"If they live to see tomorrow…" I muttered.
"I'm tired of you thinking you're better than me Uchiha!" Deidara hurdled into the air to deliver an axe kick only to have to turn in mid air to dodge Hidan's scythe.
"Watch where the fuck you're throwing crap you clay throwing pansy!" Hidan yelled.
This seemed to be the last straw between the three of them and with that the battle was on…well, if you could a brawl in the middle of a forest with cuss words and insults thrown every other minute a battle. And to think all this started because Deidara was being a baby about having to carry me. This fight went on for about ten minutes before the others realized we weren't following and made a U-turn. It took Sasori, Kakuzu and Kisame to pull them away from each other.
Surprisingly, they weren't seriously injured. Only suffering a few scrapes and bruises plus Deidara's broken nose and Hidan's black eye in addition to a swollen and bloodied bottom lip for Itachi…yep, other than that they were perfectly fine, well aside from their still cooling tempers and their battered prides.
After being pulled apart they were reprimanded constantly by Pain for a good half hour whilst traveling. And upon learning how the whole scenario started, as punishment each of them were supposed to carry me for an equal amount of time during the trip whenever we traveled by tree much to my chagrin. So..here I am clinging to Hidan's back trying in vain to glare holes in to the back of his silver head.
And for the fourth time I asked, "Why do you have to carry me right now?" I hadn't forgotten this guy wanted to use me as some sacrificial ritual a couple weeks back.
"It's my fuckin' punishment remember?" He turned his head to scowl at me. I wanted to say that I wasn't the one who decided it was a good day to pick a fight but held my tongue. Though Deidara had grudgingly carried me and "accidently" dropped me, he did keep me from becoming Kairi flavored jelly. But I had a feeling hidan wouldn't be so nice as to prevent any fall I had, heck he'd probably throw me from a cliff himself before he helped me up from tripping over my own two feet. Plus I also had a feeling he'd enjoy watching me crack my skull open if I ever fell off of him. With that thought in mind I tightened my hold around his neck and locked my knees more securely in to his sides. So far my day was really looking up.
Thank you HurogWalker for not one but two reviews!
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Japanese used in this chapter-
Senpai: Is roughly the equivalent to the western concept of mentor.
Chan: A person who is a small child, younger sibling or friends sibling or the person is cute, usually younger, or usually a girl.
Sama: Used to address a person whom is honored and seen as being of high value like a boss, a king or queen.
Baka:Idiot, fool and stupid, everything along those lines.
Urusai: Can mean "pesky" or "annoying" in a sentence or it means "Shut up!" if used alone; also means "Shoo!" when said to insects.
Anata wa jāku:You jerk.
Shibō shōjo: Fat girl.