Author's Notes: The end of this one was requested by someone who shall remain nameless.
Be prepared for two halves of Wolf, a penguin cook, A scared rodent, and the usual reveal of identity.
I know I forgot this on the previous chapter but I'm saying it now, SSBB and and characters therein are products of their respective owners. Just Like Lethe is copyrighted to Nintendo. The glowing that Zelda had (Rage mode) was inspired by Tigura21's machinima 'Smash King'

(deep breath) Well then enjoy (I think someone called Zelda boring though)

Next morning

Lucario had gone back to standing on the roof, while he listened to Wolf's plan on how to get Ike divorced. Using Extremespeed he dashed down through the open window to Wolf and Snake's shared room, scaring the lupine, "Wolf, I take it from your loud planning and obsessive aura that you've fallen in love with Ike's wife."

"What! How could you accuse me of such a thing!" Wolf said, his voice a higher pitch than usual.

"I heard every word of your plan to try and get Ike divorced from her. It won't work." Lucario huffed, slightly smiling.

"You don't know that!"

"Oh, but I do."

"How so?"

"Ike's behind you."

"What the-?" Wolf didn't finish his sentence before Ragnell had halved the lupine cleanly.

"I'll take him to Dr. Mario." Lucario sighed as he dragged the bleeding halves of the Wolfen pilot through the corridors while the other Smashers began laughing hysterically.

Ike's room

Ike re-entered the room he used to share with Marth (He'd been evicted by Ike) and stared happily out the window, as his noticed his wife's orange maned head lean on his shoulder.

"Ike... Did you cause what happened to that wolf?" she asked

"Yes... I did, He was planning to force a divorce according to Lucario." Ike replied as the pair watched the Aura pokemon finish dragging Wolf to Dr. Mario while Sonic and Snake left.

"Who's the blue one?" the female asked, already knowing the answer but didn't want to let Ike know about the night before, not just yet anyway.

"That's Sonic. You're nearly as fast as him while shifted, which is an achievement in itself. He claims to be the fastest thing alive, but I know that you could beat his sorry behind any day. The other one's Wolf's roommate, Snake. You've got a Brawl against him later today." Ike said

"The day after I arrive and I'm already in the thick of it." she said

"I had worse, I had to defeat someone called 'Roy' to get my place, If I lost then we'd be back in Gallia-" Ike began.

"Listening to Lyre's waffle about how great Ranulf is." she finished with her voice loaded with boredom.

Their conversation was interrupted by her stomach roaring, "Looks like my stomach's demanding breakfast." she said playfully straightening up

"I'll let Dedede know." Ike said as they left the residence building and walked towards the main building.

Ike detoured to the kitchen and found Kirby donning a Chef's hat, "Where's Dedede?" he asked.

Kirby merely pointed to the cupboard which then opened and Dedede, in a rather fetching cook's garb, waddled out. "What seems to be the problem Ike?" the penguin asked.

"You remember what I told you about her appetite, don't you?" Ike asked

"Oh. That's what it is, is it?" Dedede replied before turning to Kirby and shouting, "Kirby! Get the ingredients for the Mega Gallian Special!" Ike smiled before ending the detour to find his wife talking to Samus about the various fights they'd happened to be part of. It seemed that beating a Goddess was nothing compared to various aliens in Samus' eyes.

A few minutes later Ike and Samus's usual breakfast meals arrived while the meal that Ike had prepared Dedede and Kirby for arrived a minute later.

"I see what you mean by a large appetite." Samus said picking Pikachu up and tickling the little mouse's belly.

"My appetite's small for a Gallian. The previous king, Caineghis, would call this a little snack." she said between mouthfuls.

Samus, Pikachu and Ike merely burst out laughing.

On the other side of the mess hall Sonic was just gawking at Ike's wife, not even touching his food, He just had to get with such a beauty. Next thing his knew Zelda was standing next to him, with the glow around her that scared him witless. Sonic's head slowly rotated to look at the Hylian Princess who whispered, "Don't try it."

Sonic moved one seat away from the edge with his food, wolfed it sown then bolted out the door.

Once again, all the others were laughing, this time at Sonic's fear of a glowing female.

Around noon Sonic was sunbathing near the expansive pool while Peach was teaching Bowser how to swim, (he was getting there, albeit slowly). Next thing he knew there was a large orange Puma grinning fiendishly at him, the direction of the light gave the grin an almost demonic look.

"Aaargh!" burst from the rodent's mouth as he literally ran along the water and face planted into a wall.

"I see why scaring the rat is fun!" she said before calmly taking her long green ribbon and bracers off. Then with a playful pounce she had leaped into the water, splashing both of the other people in the pool.

When the feline surfaced Peach said, "I see that Gallian cats are a lot different from the ones that aren't laguz."

Bowser piped in by saying, "If I remember what Ike said correctly Beast Tribe Laguz, like you, are weak to fire right?"

She gave the same grin that scared Sonic, as a sign that Bowser was right, before beginning to swim around.

North of the Brawl Estate

"How dare she be chosen to join Ike! She should be at home worrying for his safety while Ranulf does the same for me!" This raging voice was sprinting towards where her sister had disappeared to. A spitting image of Ike's wife this childish female wore pink, where her sister wore green. And where her sister had orange hair, this female's was blond, "That bloody hand should've said, "Lyre, you've got the honour of joining Brawl!" Not the she had the honour. I'll find her and force her come back to Gallia,"

Lyre doubled her speed, "Prepare to be separated from Ike again... Lethe." She snarled.

A/N: Yep it's Lethe... She finally invaded my head and persuaded me to write this. (Sigh) And bloody hell was it tough to say no to my favorite FE female. So tough I didn't say it...

Ah well... Lyre's a bit pissed off but who cares?