IHAVE NO THINGS AGAINST GAYS ALL CHARACTERS ARE FICTIONAL AND OWEND BY KUBO TITE I THINK THATS HOW U SPELL HIS NAME. ANYWAY IM NOT AGAINST GAYS OR ANYTHING I WAS JUST DOING THIS FOR THE FUN IF THERES ANY HATEFUL COMMENTS IM NOT GIVING A RATS ASS ABOUT WHAT U SAY I WARNED U ALREADY SO THERE. OH AND BTW I WAS SUPOSE TO MAKE THIS AND POST IT ON EASTER SUNDAY BUT IT WAS TOO LATE LOL OK ENJOY!

AND THIS IS NOT A YURI OR YAOI!

Orihime and Rukia were getting ready for a Easter party at a nightclub in downtown. While doing so Ichigo and Renji are waiting in the living room.

Orihime: "Do you think the guys will like it?"

Rukia: "I'm sure they would why wouldn't they".

Orihime: "Alright then"..sighs "here we go"

(with ichigo and renji)

Renji: "Ichigo, what the hell why did u book us at nightclub paradise! I wanted to take Rukia to Tiki Cave"

Ichigo:" It was the last opening they had! the others were all packed! plus we get the VIP room."

Renji: "Whatever so when i-- WHAT??!! *nosebleeds* WHAT THE HELL ARE U WEARING?!"

Ichigo: "HUH?! WHAT THE HELL ARE U WEARING?!"

Orihime and Rukia walk in with sexy bunny outfits and laugh.

Rukia: "Oh Renji I knew that u would like it! meet our Easter outfits!"

Orihime: "Do you like mines ichigo? I picked it out just for you.."

Ichigo and Renji:"....TAKE THEM OFF!!"

Rukia: "But why!! we did this for you!"

Ichigo: "Guys will be looking at you strangely and get the wrong idea!".

Renji: "And we dont want that so take those things OFF!"

Orihime: :"Don't you like it? " wags her fluffy bun tail.

Ichigo: Blushes and nosebleeds. " um yeah we do! but your not going out like that!"

Orihime: "Hm! fine then!" Orihime walks back to the room along with Rukia.

Rukia: "Can you believe those guys! they think they can boss us around like that!..and to think I was gonna give renji a " good time!".

Orihime: Sighs and looks down. "Though I wish we could wear them I know ichigo loves it."

Rukia: "Gets an idea and takes Orihime hand. " we can still wear them! but we don't have to take the guys!"

Orihime: "What do u mean?"

Rukia: "Remember when we were talking about having some girl time? well this is the perfect time!"

Orihime:" Your right lets go partying!"

Orihime and Rukia walks out to the living room and pass the guys.

Ichigo: "Where do you both think your going?!"

Rukia:" Were leaving to the night club without you, You see me and Orihime haven't been having our girls night out and we figured that now would be a great time." walks to the door with Inoue and turns back and smiles. "see you later boys!" She walks out with orihime leaving the guys dumb stuck.

Renji: "What the?! what did we do wrong we were just tryintg to protect them!"

Ichigo Sighs but gets an idea. ".wait I have an idea! we should follow them to make sure they were wrong when guys come up to them and try to touch em! then they can tell us that we were right and they were wrong!"

Renji:" Yeah your right!! were gonna protect them and prove to them that we were right!!" he stands the the couch and points to the door. " LETS GO GET EM!!"

Ichigo: "HEY GET THE HELL OFF MY COUCH! YOU STEPPED ON DOG SHIT REMEMBER?!"

Renji: "oh crap sorry!"

(RUKIA&ORIHMES P.O.V.)

Rukia and Orihime walk on the streets linking arms and skipping playfully and entering the nightclub while two certain boys follow them from takes Orihime to the dance floor and dances with her then Renji and Ichigo hide up on the top of the club where the others dining.

Ichigo:: "What do you see so far?"

Renji::" Nothing only dancing"

Ichigo: "Well keep looking there bound to be someone going up to them and I'm not leaving this spot until they do!"

Renji: "Right!...hey ichigo? why are all the guys in here shirtless?

Ichigo:" I dont know maybe they were dancing to much and got sweaty so they took off there shirts to smell up the place like armpits."

(an hour later)

Renji and Ichigo are still looking down still on the girls at the same spot but there feet are tired they eyes are droopy, Renji looks around and almost falls asleep.

Renji: "Ohhh..come on !chigo nothing is happening ok I'm tired and I wanna freaking go home!!!!"

Ichigo: "Will you stop complaining! I told you I'm not giving up without a fight! so keep looking!"

Renji: Growls but looks away and sees a guy coming up to them. " I SEE ONE! I SEE ONE!!"

Ichigoi: "WHERE?!!"

Renji: "OVER THE-- no wait hes walking up to that guy and kissing him...O_O HES WALKING UP TO THAT GUY AND KISSING HIM!?!!"

Ichigo: O_O"...Renji...have you been noticing some weird things?"

Renji: O_O "if you mean seeing lots of guys embracing and kissing and girls doing the same..yeah I have.."

ichigo:....OMG WERE IN A GAY BAR!!!

Rukia: "hm?" hears a scream and looks up and sees some familiar shadows. " those two..look fimilar.."

Reni: "Holy crap she saw us! quick turn around and pretend were a couple!......OH BABY UR SO SEXY!"

Ichigo:" what?! are you crazy! I'm no-" gets cut off by renji slapping him in the ass. " GAHHH!!! U SON OF A BI-" Gets cut off by Renji again hugging ichigo.

Ichigo: Growls and grits teeth. " Renji when you let go I'm gonna kick you ass so bad!

Renji: "Shut up! I dont mean to do this on purpose! I just dont want her to notice us! I hate this just as much as you do!"

Ichigo: "Get the hell off me!! "

Renji: "look its working! she turned away!. You see I told you it was gonna work!"

Ichigo: " oh shut up! we could have just hid or something!"

Renji: pulls away and brushes myself off. " that was the most disturbing thing i had to do! so you better say thank you!"

Ichigo: "like hell I'm gonna say thank you!"

Renji:" WHY U BASTARD!! " Jumps on ichigo and the whole fight turns into a cloud. (get it? every time when there's a fight an animated cloud gets in the way)

(Rukias & Orihimes P.O.V.)

Orihime: laughs and dances with Rukia. " Wow I cant remember when was the last time we hungout like this!"

Rukia: "like a year maybe well it feels like a year so yeah."

suddenly a girl with pink hair red eyes comes walking over to them and starts dancing with them leaving rukia and orihime confused but they decide to stay quiet.

Kimmi: "Hey! im Kimmi, ya mind if I dance with you both?"

Orihime: "No not at all go ahead!"

Kimmi: "So how long have you guys known each other?!"

Rukia: "For two years but its been awhile since we had some alone time!"

Kimmi: "Cool its nice to spend time with your soul mate!"

Orihime: Both of them stop dancing. "what?"

Rukia: "huh? what did u mean by that?"

Kimmi: "huh? what are u talking about..wait..Ur both straight?"

Rukia: "What?! of course were straight we got boyfriends!"

Kimmi: gasps "Then what are you both doing here?!"

Rukia & orihime: "WHAT?! WE THOUGHT THIS WAS JUST A NIGHTCLUB!"

Kimmi: you didn't know?? I'm sorry!

Rukia: "INOUE DID YOU AND ICHIGO KNOW ABOUT THIS?! IF HE AND RENJI WERE GONNA TAKE US OUT TO A GAY BAR I'M GOING TO KICK THERE ASSES!!"

Orihime: "no! we thought it was a regular nightclub! and it was the last club that had a V.I.P."

Kimmi: "sorry if i spoiled your night"

Orihime: "No! no its ok its best that we know now. thank you so much and sorry on how we reacted we have nothing against gays..ok lets get out of here rukia."

Rukia: "I'm with u right there girlfriend!" runs off with Orihime.

(ichigos and renjis P.O.V.)

Ichigo and Renji still kept on fight but then see Rukia and Orinime run out of the bar.

Ichigo:" Where are they going now?!"

Renji: "I don't know but I'm gonna stick around to find out!

(where do u think rukia ad inoue aregoing next? how will renji and ichigo react at the place where there gonna go? well just stay tuned for Ichigo And Renjis Bogus Journey!!! I'm gonna make the next chapter soon! so please send reviews lots of em!!!