AN: Hey fans out there! Welcome to my world of insanity! This is a special fanfic just to lighten my mood a bit. Luna and Crystal are premiering in this story so enjoy! By the way, if you send a lot of comments in a character of your choice will read it.
Inspiration: LK's abridged series and my own insanity!
Disclaimer: I own nothing except for Crystal and Luna… and her two dogs! Some Little Kuriboh jokes might be in here so that is not mine!
Summary: Luna and Crystal try to have a fun time with the Yu-Gi-Oh cast but sadly, chaos, jokes, and action ensues! Ryou X OC and Bakura X OC.
Random Yu-Gi-Oh Special
Insanity Begins
Luna walked into the room with her yami, expecting the whole Yu-Gi-Oh cast waiting there. Instead, only Ryou was sitting there on the couch reading a magazine she had randomly ordered. Luna looked at all the papers that were in her hands. She could tell her friends were not going to enjoy this. She walked up to Ryou and gave him a hug. He returned it kindly but settled back to reading the magazine.
"So where's your yami?" Crystal asked quickly.
"Hey! Don't be rude! Say 'hi' first." Luna scolded. Why did yamis have to be sooo immature sometimes?
"He's coming. We were at a party at Yugi's place when we got your invitation. I was the first to leave." He added quickly with a smile.
Why did he have to be soooooo adorable!? Luna thought.
"Ok. Guess we'll wait then. Right Hikari?"
"I agree Crystal." She responded.
Several hours later…
Luna had fallen asleep on the other couch when she heard a knock on the door. She got up and looked around. Her yami had fallen into slumber on the third couch and was now snoring away in bliss. Ryou had also fallen asleep with the magazine in his lap.
Luna heard someone knock on the door again. She walked over to open the door and when Luna did, the whole Yu-Gi-Oh cast was there, minus Mai because she was shopping and minus Mokuba since he'd been kidnapped… again.
Luna welcomed them all in to notice her yami searching for Bakura in the crowd. When she found him, he was glomped by his biggest fangirl ever.
"Get the bloody hell off me!" He looked at Luna with fear in his eyes. "Get her off! Get her off! GET HER OFF OF ME!!!" He practically screeched. She ran to help him and successfully pried Crystal off.
"Ummm… I recommend you sit over there, Bakura." Luna pointed to the furthest couch.
"Ryou? Wake up!" She prodded Ryou in the shoulder to emphasize her point. He woke up and seated himself upright.
"Alright then! We are here today to respond to comments that I have received from my buddies."
"Where are da pizzas?" Joey asked.
"Ummm… Crystal? You did order the pizzas, right?" She was swooning over Bakura while he looked at her, disgust in his eyes. "Crystal! Pizzas, did you order them?"
"Yup! I sure did! They were just busy today." She responded.
"Riiiiight. Ok, first question is from ArceniaGirl. It's for Yugi and Yami. Luna handed the paper over to them and told them to read aloud.
"Ok. It reads 'Since you two are very alike, how long does it take to do your hair in the morning?' Well-" Yami tried to respond before being cut off by Bakura.
"Probably takes four hours! Girly boys!" He screamed.
"Hey! Shut up 'kitty'! Yugi yelled.
"I am not a kitty!" Bakura yelled back.
"Prove it 'fluffy'!"
"You did not just go there! Bring it on 'shorty'!"
"Hey! Buzz off! Tri-color hair is better than creampuff-white!" Yami yelled joining in on the fight. Crystal jumped up to defend Bakura.
"Watch yourself 'starfish'!" She yelled at Yugi and Yami. In almost an instant Crystal screeched and attacked Yugi and Bakura followed by rounding on Yami. A puff of smoke popped up where the four were brawling. Every once in a while you could see Crystal pulling Yugi's hair in the dust cloud or Bakura being punched in the nose by Yami and then retaliating by kicking him where it hurts. Soon enough, the group decided this was entertaining. They found popcorn and soda and were watching as the fight played out.
"You are an albino!" Yami yelled from somewhere in the cloud.
"Hey! Bugger off 'pinky'!" Retaliated Bakura.
"Yeah! Go buy yourselves some more hair gel!" Crystal yelled.
"Why don't you go buy some scissors!? You're hair is a little overgrown!" Screamed Yugi.
"Hey! You just dissed Luna too, 'midget'! Sucker Punch!" Screeched Crystal.
"Yeah! British Kick!" Screamed Bakura. They heard Yami groan after Bakura screamed that.
"No fair! Short punch!" Yugi screamed, sounding a lot like a girl.
Crystal laughed because she had easily dodged it. "Fangirl Facts and Punch!" In an instant Crystal started spouting out random facts about Bakura and punched Yugi in the gut.
"Yami Kick!" Screamed Yami who kicked Bakura right where it hurts causing him to whimper and collapse to the ground.
"You did not just hurt my Bakura-kins!" Crystal's eyes could now be seen through the smoke because they were glowing red. "Shadow Realm Back-Flip Kick!" She yelled. Soon after, Yugi and Yami were seen flying out of the cloud, hitting dead center on the wall. They slid off and landed on the floor with a thud. When the cloud dissipated, Crystal stood triumphant.
"Hmp! Teaches you to call my Bakura a creampuff." She quickly helped Bakura up and on to a chair and ran to get some bandages and Advil.
Luna looked over at Ryou. "Does he act like this every day?"
"Sadly, yes." Ryou frowned, watching as Crystal gave Bakura Advil and other trinkets. Luna had called the back-up people to help Yugi and Yami. They assisted them onto their chairs.
"As I was saying," Yami continued, sounding dizzy with several pieces of his shirt missing. Yugi was in shock so he remained silent. "It takes us about two hours."
"My apologies to any readers who were offended by this act of violence." Luna stated.
"Oh please! The fans love violence! Right guys?" Duke said, everyone agreeing with him.
"Ummm… Ok then. Next letter is from M and M 909, who is one of my fanfic buddies, it's to Ryou."
He sat up and took the paper. "It reads-" He stopped reading halfway and started to blush madly.
"Hikari? Aren't you going to read it?" Bakura asked, raising an eyebrow.
"Can we skip this one?"
"Why? I don't see what's wrong with it." Luna snatched the paper away from Ryou. She moved her eyes along the paper, reading the paper. When she finished her eyes widened. "Ryou, answer it." She commanded.
"I don't want to!" Ryou whined. Bakura came up to Luna.
"May I have the paper?" Luna nodded and gave the paper to Bakura.
If my Yami says my feelings out loud, I'm going to kill him. Ryou thought.
"Ohhh! I see why my Hikari doesn't want to answer." He handed the paper to Seto, who passed it to Duke, who passed it to Tristan, and so on. When it finally reached Luna, she handed it to Ryou.
"Fine! It reads 'Do you have a crush on Luna?'." Everyone started to laugh, which caused Ryou to turn bright red.
"Answer it, Ryou!" Seto taunted.
"…" Ryou didn't answer.
"Alright, I'll answer for him." Bakura stated, inhaling a large breath of air. "He- Ack!" Bakura was tackled by Ryou who was still a bright shade of red.
"Shut up Yami! We've discussed this before! No spilling my secrets!" Ryou screeched. In an instant, Luna grabbed Ryou by the shoulder and pulled him off of Bakura, who was bleeding from his nose and babbling nonsense words.
Crystal gasped. "We're all out of Advil! What do we do!?"
"Ryou, please answer it." Luna begged.
Ryou sighed. "Fine. Maybe a little…"
"Maybe a lot!" Bakura yelled, still bleeding from his nose. Everyone burst into laughter while Ryou started to whimper.
"Looks like someone scored… an epic fail!" Rex and Weevil cried simultaneously. Luna whistled. Her two huskies came and snarled at Rex and Weevil.
"We're out!" Weevil managed to yelp while being chased out of the building by Phoebe. After Maya and Phoebe completed their job, they settled back down at Luna's feet.
Yami Marik tried to make "the move" on Luna by "yawning" and stretching his arm out.
Almost there… So close… Two inches away…
Ryou snapped and slapped Yami Marik's hand away from Luna.
"Hey! Bugger off from my love interest!" He yelled.
"Bring it on Binky boy (AN: Copyright Little Kuriboh)!" Yami Marik shouted. Another dust cloud appeared where the two were fighting. But instead of taking more popcorn to the microwave, Luna joined the brawl. She looked around and saw Ryou desperately trying to punch out Yami Marik, obviously failing. She ran up to Yami Marik and proceeded to take time in beating him up.
"Luna Punch! Moon Kick!" She yelled, successfully landing two high charged blows into Yami Marik's gut.
"Limey Push!" Ryou screeched failing at even moving Yami Marik. He countered and punched Ryou hard enough to make several buildings explode. Ryou skidded off and didn't have the strength to get back up. Luna narrowed her eyes. She needed to focus on where his weak points were.
"Wolf Pressure Point Jabs!" Luna moved around Yami Marik so swiftly, successfully jabbing every pressure point, she did look like a wolf. Her eyes were so narrow with a look of wildness in them, they resembled those of the Canis Lupis, the wolf (AN: Yes, that is the real scientific name for a wolf.). He groaned and collapsed to the ground.
"I can't move!" He managed to say.
"That's because I blocked a lot of your motion nerves, simply by jabbing your pressure points." Luna responded, dusting herself off. She walked over to Ryou and helped him up. He wasn't bleeding but he was shaken up.
"Ummm… Ok, next question!" Crystal yelled, assisting her Hikari with grabbing Ryou placing him on the couch.
"Ok the next question is to Tristan. It's from Lava Panther, who is also a fanfic buddy of mine." Luna said giving the paper to Tristan.
"Ok. It says 'Do you like fat squirrels?'. Of course I do! They're fluffy, and cute, and fat!" Tristan shouted like an idiot.
Luna face palmed herself. "That's all the time we have today. So join back in next time!"
"Or we'll send you to the Shadow Realm!" All the yamis shouted.
I'm surrounded by morons! Except for Ryou, Bakura, and Crystal, they're fairly normal. Well… Bakura not so much but whatever! Luna thought.
AN: There's Chapter One of my insanity! Come back for more and don't forget to review on your way out! Toodles!