Disclaimer: Yu-Gi-Oh isn't mine. This story, the OCs, and the new idea for an energy resource are mine however.
Poop Is An Energy Resource?
Luna walked in the hallway of her house for the second questions day. Her yami was striding quietly beside her, which was surprising since Luna usually had to restrain her from tormenting small children or attacking random objects.
"Why are you so excited today?" Luna asked.
"Bakura said he was coming early today. Something about his paycheck… and fangirls."
"Well, he wasn't lying. We have to go pick up Ryou today."
"Yay! I get to see my Bakura-kins early today!" Crystal started to clap.
When they reached Luna's mom's car in the front yard, Crystal realized something.
"Luna, do you know how to drive?"
"No. I thought you did."
"I lied…"
"Then how are we going to pick up Ryou and Bakura?!" Luna yelled.
"Mai?" Crystal suggested.
"She's shopping."
"Seto?"
"Doesn't answer calls from average people."
"The bus?"
"Fine." Luna agreed.
- - - - =
Luna and Crystal were sitting on the bus, riding to Ryou's apartment. People walked by them and occasionally asked if they were twins, of course they answered "yes". They looked alike after all, with some minor differences. While Luna's eyes were a clear crystal blue, Crystal's (The irony that her yami has the same name) were a midnight blue. Another difference was their hair. Luna had two wisps of her dark chocolate hair curling her face with strands of hair covering the top of her eyes. Crystal's hair was the same color but had several large strands of hair around her face and the bangs above her eyes were more erratic. Their height was close to the same, Crystal being an inch taller.
Soon they reached the building, went into it, and on board the elevator.
Finally, they reached their floor and got off. Luna got off calmly while Crystal, on the other hand, got off too excitedly.
"I can't wait! Where's my Bakura?" Crystal asked quickly when she realized Bakura and Ryou weren't nearby.
"We have to pick them at their apartment." Luna answered while searching for her cell phone in her pocket.
"Oh. Where's their apartment?"
"Dang it! I forgot his number and apartment number! Luna yelled, attracting a few stares.
"I'll find it!" Crystal yelled.
"Wait! Don't-" Luna started but couldn't finish considering Crystal started opening apartment doors without knocking.
"Hey! Who are you? Get out!" A man yelled while slamming the door in Crystal's face. Luna strode over to her yami and helped her up.
"You know you can just search for shadow magic or a dark presence with the bracelet right?" Luna asked.
"You're right! Thank you, Hikari!" Crystal yelled nearly suffocating Luna with a death hug.
"Ok, just don't kill me!" Luna managed to squeak out. After letting Luna out of the death hug, Crystal grabbed the Millennium Bracelet from her wrist and held it in her palm. The Eye of Ra started to glow and the beam of purple energy it emitted formed a trail across the corridor.
"Come on, Luna!" Crystal yelled.
- - - - =
After several minutes of following the beam, they finally reached a door numbered "459". Luna looked at the mailbox and saw the last name "Bakura".
Crystal saw it too and released a squeal that could scare any other fangirl off. Luna was about to knock when she heard yelling from inside.
"Bakura, why is there rotten food in the microwave?! Hurry up, Luna will get here soon!"
"Relax! Your 'crush' can wait!"
"I already told you, I don't have a crush on her!"
"Tell that to Luna, she'll punch you out faster than you can say 'dumped'! Not only that, you admitted it to everyone on the Internet fandom yesterday!
"Well! Who's to say I wasn't ly-" Ryou was cut off when his door collapsed. Luna, being one of the few hikaris who could control Shadow Magic with the expertise of any yami, caused the door's hinges to fail.
"You know, I've been standing out here the entire time and you can't stop to think about my feelings?!" She yelled.
"Luna! You… uh… came early. I didn't expect you to-"
"Save it, creampuff!" Luna yelled. "I actually felt bad for you but I think Bakura is nicer than you are now!"
"In your face, Hikari!" Bakura laughed.
"Come on! I have a show to host!" Luna yelled to Ryou. They all filed out, Crystal and Luna being last since they had to fix the door.
- - - - =
Luna hailed a taxi down and had just enough money to get back to her home/studio. Luna had put on her earphones to listen to her Iphone's music, Crystal sat down next to Bakura, Bakura pretended that he didn't care, and Ryou sat next to Luna and started to fidget with some spare change in his pocket. Ryou closed up the barrier that separated the driver's half from the passengers' half.
"Luna, I'm sorry. Bakura was just being annoying I swear!" Ryou said. Luna pulled one earphone out of her ear to hear better.
"How do I know you're not lying?" She asked.
"He isn't. It's a sincere apology." Bakura stated, most likely tapping into his Hikari's mind.
"It's true." Crystal backed up.
"Ok, I guess I believe you. Besides, you're too cute to turn down!" Luna said placing the earphone back in her ear while Ryou breathed a sigh of relief.
- - - - =
When they arrived at Luna's house she noted that Bakura was darting around the house.
"What are you looking for?" She asked after it got annoying.
"The bathroom! Where is it?!" Bakura shouted. Luna pointed to a door down the hallway. "Thank you!" Bakura ran off toward it.
Luna walked over to a door and clicked it open. The studio was just as she left it, messy. She walked in and saw Crystal had directed Ryou inside. Yami Marik was on the floor just where Luna left him after she blocked his nerves from moving.
"Are you going to let me go now?" He asked.
"Hmmm… No, you hurt my Ryou so I'm gonna leave you there. And we're going to call you 'Melvin' from now on because I'm tired of saying 'Yami Marik'."
"Fine."
After Bakura had returned from his trip to the bathroom, Luna grabbed the television remote and turned it on. The channel it was on was talking about the oil resources being used up and that we'd run out in sixty-some years.
"They should think of a new resource to use instead of oil." Ryou stated.
"Hmmm…" Luna was trying to think of one.
"Isn't poop renewable?" Crystal asked.
"Yeah. So?" Bakura counter-asked.
"Can't they just use that instead?"
"That makes sense." Luna said.
"Can I have a word in this?" Melvin asked.
"No!" Everyone yelled at him.
"But how would they collect it in mass numbers?" Ryou asked Crystal.
"Well, they could try to milk it out from animals by-"
"Ewww! Yami, please don't talk about that!" Luna gagged.
"It's true! Or they could just hire people to do that for them." She continued. Suddenly, Alice (AN: Character from Dragons of Chaos) ran up to Luna with a few papers.
"What's wrong?" Luna asked Alice.
"Well, remember that ArceniaGirl from yesterday?"
"Yeah. I didn't know who she was."
"I searched our data banks, and it turns out that she is the character from your unwritten story Wolf Pack."
"Oh! Kaya actually sent us a question." Luna said.
"Yup. And she sent us another question: 'When are you going to post up my story?'"
"Tell her that the story will be posted when I finish Dragons of Chaos and The Keys to the Past and Future. Another announcement, we'll be guest starring characters from my stories."
"Alright. Now that that's been taken care of," Luna said as Alice scurried off. "Where is the rest of the cast?"
"I don't know." Bakura shrugged.
"I have to go make some phone calls…" Luna grumbled.
- - - - =
"What do you mean you're running late?! I have to host this dang parody show and you can't even arrive on time?! My Ra, you are sooo lucky I'm a hikari!" Luna came out of her room looking very flustered.
"Hikari, what did you do?" Crystal asked Luna.
"Don't. Ask." She said. "Dang 'King of Games' decided to have another dang party. So now we have to wait for them."
"Let's play a children's card game to pass the time!" Suggested Bakura.
"Ok! Tag Team Duel, Hikaris VS Yamis!" Yelled Crystal.
- - - - = Several hours of a tedious children's card game later.
"I have finally assembled all the Crystal Beasts in my graveyard and now summon, the one and only, Rainbow Dragon (ATK/4000 DEF/4000) in Attack Mode!" Luna yelled as her miniature hologram machine formed Rainbow Dragon on her side. "I end my turn."
Now it was Bakura's turn. "Ok, I summon Random Monster Thing (ATK/2000 DEF/1000) in Attack Mode! Go attack my Hikari's Regal Drake (ATK/ 1800 DEF/1600)!"
"No! Then I take 200 LP of damage!" Ryou screamed like a girl.
(Field at the moment)
Luna: LP: 6000 Monsters: Rainbow Dragon (ATK/4000 DEF/4000) & Rainbow Token (ATK/0 DEF/0)
Ryou: LP: 5800 Monsters: None
Crystal: LP: 7000 Monsters: Rainbow Dark Dragon (ATK/4000 DEF/4000) & Entaillo the Darkness Beast (ATK/2000 DEF/0)
Bakura: LP: 4400 Monsters: Random Monster Thing (ATK/2000 DEF/1000)
"Ok, my move!" Ryou yelled (AN: Why do they keep yelling anyways?) "I activate my face down card: Healing Ray! Luna and I both gain 1000 LP (Luna's LP: 7000- Ryou's LP: 6800)!"
"I activate my trap," Luna said "Rainbow Salvation! Once I give up 5000 LP (Luna's LP: 2000) and sacrifice my Rainbow Dragon, Ryou and I win the game!" Sure enough, Rainbow Dragon exploded in a Rainbow light and annihilated all of Crystal and Bakura's Life Points and monsters.
"Ra damn it!" Crystal yelled and started to curse in Egyptian, English, Spanish, Japanese, and some other unknown languages.
"Yes! Now pay up you guys!" Luna said.
Crystal and Bakura, who were now both cursing in different languages, each handed over five dollars. Luna took the money and gave Ryou five and stuffed the other five dollars in her pocket. Then, the doorbell rang.
"It's about time they got here…"
- - - - =
"So now that we're all here," Luna said happily. "It's time for our second installment of my 'Random Yu-Gi-Oh Special'!"
Crystal grabbed one of the papers. "Ok, this one's to Joey from Rya's Yami Rose."
She passed it to Joey who read it quickly and said: "I refuse to do dat!"
"You have to do what the fans want or else…" Crystal said darkly.
"I lose ma fangirls?"
"Worse…" She said as she pulled out a remote from her back pocket.
"If anyone's wondering what Rose's request was it's "I want Joey to do the Lucky Star dance in Yami's outfit!'" Luna said.
"Yes, and he's going to do just that because of my magical Character Remote!" Crystal quickly clicked the remote and instantly Joey's outfit changed into Yami's, the Lucky Star Song (Motteke! Sailor Fuku is available on Itunes if you wanted the Lucky Star Song!) started playing, and Joey started to dance to it.
"No! I don't want to dance to dis song! Nyeh!" Soon enough, Luna started to dance to it too.
"Ok, we're gonna let that song play for a few more minutes. Next question is from… another one of my story characters!" Luna said excitedly after she stopped dancing to the Lucky Star song. "It's from GoldDreams, or Calista as in my story, it's to Bakura."
"'In your past life, what was your favorite meat?'" Bakura thought for a few seconds. "Specifically, cow meat. But I liked all of them, really."
"Yeah, no wonder you were eating them like a boy on steroids." Suddenly, the door to the studio opened and a girl with short black hair and metallic gold eyes walked in. She was about sixteen years old and was wearing a blue t-shirt and jeans with running shoes. Her German Shepherd trailed close behind.
"Calista! It's great to see you! And you too Verina!"
"Hey Luna. Hi everyone." Calista greeted.
"Everyone, this is Calista. She stars in my story The Keys to the Past and Future. Along with her dog Verina." Luna explained.
"Oh." Marik said. "I have a question for her."
"Yes, Marik?" Calista asked.
"What's your story based on?"
"Well, Thief King Bakura appears in my world because of a mystical artifact that allows you to travel through time. We have to race against the clock and against a mysterious enemy to gather the two items first. But more importantly, I have to get the Thief King adjusted to the modern world before we can collect anything!"
"And another question, am I-" Marik was cut off by Calista who answered.
"No, you aren't in it. Only Thief King Bakura is in it. With a slight mention of the Pharaoh."
"Yes!" Yami cried in delight. Then, the background music of the Lucky Star song ended and Joey collapsed on the ground.
"I will neva eva dance to dat song again! Nyeh. And where's da pizza I was waitin' for in Chaptah One?"
"You'll find out in the next installment of this: my 'Random Yu-Gi-Oh Special'!"
AN: Extra long chappie for my very few loyal fans. Stay tuned for the next chapter of… This! R&R!