Disclaimer: I do not own anything no matter how many times I wish or dream I did. This equals a very sad Luna. Now, if Kazuki Takahashi decided to hand rights to me, that would equal a very happy Luna AND Crystal.

AN: I am SOOOO sorry for not updating! :'c I've been super busy and can't seem to get my hands on the computer long enough to type half a sentence, so please forgive me. And my plot wolves died, too. Well, time to update this story at least.

Crystal Loses an Important Remote

"Why, Luna?" Crystal asked sweetly (Which surprised even Luna at this point). "Why can't I have the magical character-controlling, super special awesome remote we mentioned in the last chapter?"

"Because I know you'll do something evil with it." Luna replied shoving the little black remote in her back pocket. Crystal made a puppy face as Luna did this causing Melvin (who was still on the floor) to pass out.

"Now look what you did Luna! You made Melvin pass out on the floor!" Crystal yelled suddenly.

"Me! You're the one who did the puppy face!" Luna yelled back.

"Well, you could've given me the remote and this wouldn't have happened! Now give it!" Crystal lunged for the remote and Luna sidestepped, causing Crystal to fall on the floor face first.

Crystal got up and tried to tackle Luna again who sidestepped as before and Crystal fell again. This turned into an odd game of keep away with Luna laughing hysterically and Crystal looking close to having steam come out of her ears. Ryou and Bakura, who were watching this, were arguing as well but on a different subject.

"Shouldn't we stop them? This getting a little violent." Ryou said watching as Crystal tried to smack Luna with a book.

"Nonsense!" Bakura replied laughing. "This getting better and better!"

"Bakura, you realize they aren't the only people who could get hurt here."

"Of course I know." Bakura said smugly. "They'll probably run over Melvin during this weird game. Sure hope they do!" As he said this Crystal tripped over Melvin. She was back up and running in several seconds. "See?"

"No, I meant-" Ryou was cut off as Crystal threw the book at Luna, who was in front of Bakura which meant when she ducked… SMACK! Bakura know had a Webster's Dictionary as a face.

"Ow." Was the only muffled sound they heard.

"Exhibit A of Bakura's stubbornness." Luna stated. Apparently she had been listening to their conversation while she was running from an angry Crystal.

"Oh no! My Bakura-kins!" Crystal screeched, once again, different from her normal violent personality. She ran over to Bakura and peeled off the dictionary from his face (Which probably caused him more pain). "Are you okay?"

"Remind me why I don't have a restraining order on you yet." He said. His face was notably flatter (causing giggles from Ryou and laughter from Luna) and redder.

"Cause you can't." Crystal smiled at her simple answer.

"Hooray for irrational reasoning. Woo." Bakura sarcastically said.

"Well," Luna started to stretch her hands behind her neck. "Another day of insane interview hosting!" She pointed to the recording room. "Off we go minions!"

"Luna, we're already there." Bakura said.

"Shut up, Fluffy."

Everyone was finally in the recording room.

"You guys weren't late this time!" Crystal exclaimed.

"We were going to throw another party but then realized we had no more money for parties." Yugi said.

"Yay!" Luna replied only to have the phone ring. She picked it up and began to talk to the person on the other line. "Oh Ra, I forgot to ask if you could come? Ok, I'll read your questions anyways."

"Forgot to invite someone?" Crystal asked.

"Yeah, so no special guest today." Luna stated sadly. Everyone except Ryou began to cheer. Luna smacked Marik on the back of his head because he was the one who started to cheer first. The fact that Luna gave everyone her evil stare (which was bone chilling and quite deadly) and that she might smack some more people everyone went silent.

"I was going to invite a fellow fanfic writer named Kanae Valentine, but of course I forgot so I'm going to read her questions. First one is to Seto." Luna passed him the paper.

"Probably more hate mail…" He murmured. His eyes widened while he was reading. "Oh no, I refuse to do either."

"At least say the question." Luna chided.

"Fine…" He groaned. "It reads 'Will you be my BFF or boyfriend? You're awesome!'. To answer your question n-" He hesitated and the changed his mind. "Sure. I'll be your boyfriend." And then Kaiba smiled.

All over the world, puppies died getting hit by cars, sickness, and being eaten. The death toll was played on all news channels. 99,999 puppies died.

Somewhere, Kanae smiled and brought all the puppies back to life. The news channels also relayed this as a 'Miracle of Nature'.

Elsewhere, Mokuba was crying because his brother's smile was very scary to him.

And everyone in the interview room stood in absolute shock as horror danced on their faces and in their eyes. Luna snapped out of the shock quicker than anyone else. She brought her hand to her back pocket to search for the remote. Poof. Gone. Not there. She realized this and glared at Bakura but he didn't seem to care. Then, she gave her evil stare at her yami, and Crystal took a sudden interest in her boots.

"N-next question." Crystal stuttered.

"It's to Yugi and Yami again." Luna handed them the paper.

"Joy." Yami said reading the paper in disgust. " Question is 'Are you guys the cause of global warming? I mean you probably use a ton of hairspray.'"

"We do use hairspray but I don't think we use enough to cause global warming." Yugi answered.

"I doubt that." Bakura whispered to Luna. Both giggled madly.

Bing-Bong!

"The door rang." Tristian stated stupidly.

"Really? I thought it was your beeper ringing." Marik sarcastically mused. Crystal got up to answer the door, which was far down the hallway. When they heard the door open, they also heard Crystal scream.

Everyone got up (except for Melvin, of course) and ran to see what happened. Luna had been in the lead of the pack but then Bakura raced ahead.

Awww, someone's got a crushy-crush on Crystal! Luna thought, her conscience laughing at Bakura.

When they arrived at the door, everyone saw Bakura picking up Crystal bridal-style.

"What?" He demanded. "You expect me to leave her there after she fainted!"

Someone murmured "Yes", most likely Marik.

Crystal's eyes fluttered open. "Ba-Bakura?" She asked. Everyone expected her to be so excited that Bakura was carrying her. "I-I was so stupid. I took the remote and now…" Her midnight blue eyes drifted toward the sealing, widening in fright. "And now the ninja pizza man has it." She closed her eyes and her form disappeared while her soul went back into the Millennium Bracelet and into Luna's mind.

Everyone was silent.

"I knew pizza coming dis late was bad!" Then the sickening sound of Luna punching someone, namely Joey, without turning around was heard. As well as the loud groan right after.

AN: I created more cliffhangers! *o* What happened to Crystal? Who is the ninja pizza man? And why have Luna's dogs disappeared? Stay tuned to find out! R&R.

Special thanks to Kanae Valentine, who came up with the questions! You rock! X3