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AN: And now I'm back! And we broke twenty reviews! Whoop!

Musicals and Ninja Pizza Men!

Crystal: Luna Cania. Real name, no gimmicks!

Luna: Two husky dogs go 'round that outside, 'round the outside, 'round the outside. Two husky dogs go 'round that outside, 'round the outside, 'round the outside.

Maya and Phoebe: Bark! =run around twice=

Creel: Wheeeee~!

Crystal: Guess who's back?

Atem: Back again!

Marik: Luna's back!

Yugi: Tell a friend!

Joey: Guess who's back!

Tristian: Guess who's back!

Bakura: Guess who's back!

Ryou: Guess who's back!

Crystal: On fanfiction!

Luna: I've started a fanfic! 'Cause nobody wants to see Alex (1) no more!

Alex: Aw. =walks off sulking=

Luna: They want me, she's chopped liver! If you want me this is what I'll give ya, A messed up story! Some stories that drag on and on duller than the cr[beep] on that poor sap's laundry bin!

Everyone: WTH?

Luna: =shrugs= or the gasps when they get a flame or the gaps in their stories when they're not updating!

Crystal: Hey!

Luna: You waited this long so stop debating 'cause I'm back, it's time to read, and questions need asking! You may think I'm a bit looney, but the best people in this world are! So my school won't let me be or let me be me so let me see. They tried to switch me out with the Golden Compass, but it feels so empty without me so, Random Yu-Gi-Oh Special burned like a bridge. Got slower, you worried a smidge and raided the fridge! But don't panic, 'cause this chiz is gonna get manic, I just typed up a fan-song, SCREW YOU MARIK!

Marik: =pouts=

Luna: Now this looks like a job for me, so everyone just follow me. 'Cause we need a little comedy. 'Cause it feels so empty without me! I said this looks like a job for me, so everyone just follow me. 'Cause we need a little comedy. 'Cause it feels so empty without me.

And then Luna's iPhone died.

"Aw." She groaned. "Now we don't have any music to listen to!"

"Well, it was time to start the show anyways." Crystal responded.

"Oh, right. Anyways, welcome to the seventh installment of Random Yu-Gi-Oh Special! I don't think I need I need to introduce our special guest for today." Luna announced while Creel walked in from an alleyway.

"Hey everyone!" Creel shouted.

"Ra, why do you keep inviting her!" Bakura asked while practically pulling his hair out.

"Like I said, Crystal is now the equivalent of Ryou."

"I'm still here!"

"Ahem, so we need someone to back us up." Luna reminded the white haired yami.

"Right… Whatever just get on with the show." He sighed

"Yeah, anyways…" Luna said pulling out notes from her pocket. "From RyouBakurasfangirl! Yami, do you watch Fullmetal Alchemist, if so who's your favorite character?"

"I guess… Envy. Because his hair is awesome." And then Luna attacked him.

"That palm tree killed my Eddo-kun! He should die!" Luna screeched. "Luna punch!"

"Security!" Crystal yelled. The security men dragged Luna off of Yami.

"That was fun. Anyways, next question! Seto, have you ever cosplayed?" Luna said while brushing her jeans off.

"No."

"Alright next question! Joey, what's your fave color?" Luna asked while reading off the card.

Joey thought for a few seconds. "I guess… Green, white, and blue."

"Ok then, more questions! Joey again, if you had an ancient past who would you be?" Luna questioned, she tensed for the ridiculous answer that would follow.

"Pharaoh of course! Do you really dhink that I could be anything less?"

"You could be much lower, mutt." Bakura sneered.

"Shut it, furby!"

"No comment." Bakura sighed. He didn't want to be like Edward Elric or Luna and give off some kind of rant about that comment.

"Onto the dares! First one: Joey, go on a date with Rya!" Luna pointed to a car and Joey hopped in. And through the window they could see the brown haired girl with cat ears wave at Luna. Luna winked and waved back. Then the car started and Joey popped his head out of the car window.

"See ya losas!" He shouted. This was followed by madman laughter.

"I thought you said she was fourteen." Bakura stated.

"I did. Your point?" Luna raised an eyebrow.

"Isn't she too young to drive?"

Luna pointed at herself. "I live in Florida. You're old enough to drive when you turn fourteen."

"No wonder Florida has so many car accidents…" Bakura concluded. Then Luna smacked him with her flame glove.

"Don't insult my state!"

"Ok then…" Crystal sighed while taking a card from her Hikari. "Next dare! Bakura, in the box with Anzu!" She took a second to realize what she had just said. "Does he… have to?"

"What the readers want, they get. I'll bring her back from the Shadow Realm for this dare." And so, the friendship monster was brought back from the Shadow Realm and was thrown into the box with Bakura.

= - - - -Seven minutes later…- - - - =

Bakura emerged with an expression of disgust on his face. "Never again. NEVER."

"Are you still sane?" Luna asked. Bakura nodded. "And as long as she's here… we'll ask the next question. Anzu/Tea: Why do you even scare yamis?"

"I don't scare anyone." She said innocently. Sadly, she failed to notice that Crystal and Bakura were hiding behind their respective Hikaris.

"Back to the Shadow Realm you go!" Luna shouted as she sent Anzu/Tea back to the Shadow Realm, and everyone cheered in rejoice. Luna, Creel, and Crystal stared setting off fireworks with their flame gloves.

"Marik, brainwash Yami into thinking he's a kitten!" Luna said after reading the next dare.

"Jeez, you people keep sending me the good dares!" Marik said quite happily.

Yami started was meowing and purring and licking his hand.

"Gross… turn him back." Luna growled.

"Fine, fine. Kill my fun…" Marik growled in disappointment.

Yami was turned back to the regular King of Games with ridiculous hair while Marik kept complaining about it. That was, until Creel smacked him with the flame glove and told him to shut up.

"Next!" Crystal called after she emerged from her Hikari's shadow. "Yami, tell your deepest, darkest secret."

"I have a crush on Crystal." Everyone gasped as they turned to look at Crystal who simply gasped along side them. Then they looked at Bakura who's right eye started to twitch like Luna's. And so after getting beat up by a human furby, Yami was sent to the Shadow Realm by Bakura who wanted him to be trapped with Anzu/Tea for a while.

"Ummm…" Crystal stuttered as a light pink shade started forming on her face, but it left as quickly as it came. "Kanae Valentine wants us to TP Tea's house then drench it in gasoline and set it on fire. Shall we?" She asked while pulling out rolls of toilet paper.

"We shall." Everyone else agreed while pulling out their own rolls of toilet paper.

After much fun, Luna used her newly developed alchemy powers to cover the house in gasoline, and then she, her yami, and Creel set it on fire using Mustang's gloves.

"Whoo hoo!" They all shouted.

"Ok, can I do my dares now?" Creel asked impatiently.

"Yeah." Luna agreed. And then she felt something cold clamp around her wrist. A handcuff. "Creel, what are you…?" Then violet-eyed girl smirked.

"Handcuffed to Ryou until I say so." Creel stated smugly.

"Whatever." Luna sighed.

Then Creel went over to Crystal and handcuffed her to Bakura, not that the two yamis cared. In fact, they looked like they were enjoying it.

After twelve awkward minutes, Creel declared: "Ok! Crystal and Bakura, handcuffs off," She opened the handcuffs. "Into the box!"

Both yamis smiled evilly before entering the box. One could only guess that they were plotting.

Creel smiled. "I am gonna dare myself to listen in on them again!" She cackled.

Luna face palmed herself. "Creel, you told me you wished you never listened in last time. And now that they've moved forward into their relationship it's proba-"

"Shut up before you convince me not to." And so Creel walked over to initiate her evil plan. She put her ear next to the box and… well, she still regrets ever doing so.

Creel's face was extremely pale when she walked back next to Luna.

"Can I ask or-"

"Don't. You can find out on your own."

"I figured you'd say that."

Bakura and Crystal happily walked out holding hands.

"I'm not even going to comment on your shirt anymore, Bakura." Luna sighed.

"Who can sing here?" Creel asked randomly.

"Look at the intro." Luna pointed out. "I think we all can."

"Oh. Right. Yugi!" Creel pointed. "No hairspray!" Yugi whimpered but his hairspray vanished and his hair fell down. Needless to say, Yugi looked like a girl. And everyone laughed.

"Ooh! Nice one, Creel!" Luna said as she high-fived her best friend.

"Thank you, Luna." Creel responded. "Ryou, why are you such a girl?" Another random question from the blonde girl.

"I'm not a girl!" Ryou practically screeched. Then he tried to tackle her but Creel held him off with one pinkie finger. Then Creel smirked evilly. And by evilly, I mean like Make-Bakura-Want-To-Hide evilly.

"Ryou, I know why you won't kiss Luna." She said in a singsong voice.

"Uh, Creel? That really isn't a subject you should-" Luna interjected, only to be cut off.

"Shut it, girl." Creel said before returning to teasing Ryou. "I know why!"

"Creel, enough. I want to get on with the show and I know what you're going to say. Don't." Luna snarled.

Creel sighed. "Fine, only because I owe you one." And so the blonde haired girl kept walking beside her best friend.

"Oh, yeah!" Crystal suddenly exclaimed randomly. "Hit it, Rose!" Then, a girl with dark pink hair and crimson eyes ran in and smacked Yami, who had been brought back from the Shadow Realm.

"And that's what you get for calling me 'poor' and 'sad' you baka!" Rose screamed as she smacked Yami.

Luna stood with her mouth wide open in surprise. Then she started to point from Crystal to Rose. "But-wha-you- Graah! What in the name of Ra is going on here!"

"Well," Rose started. "Since my baka Hikari is on a date with Joey, Crystal called me over to attack him," She pointed at her brother. "So I came. And now it's time for me to run!" And then she turned ran off.

"Ok, I'm going to-" Luna was about to say before Rose ran back.

"Oh, yeah I forgot this. Have any of you noticed the Bakura isn't anywhere to be seen? Ok, laters!" And so, Rose ran off again, leaving everyone to wonder where the heck Bakura disappeared to. And no one worried that Creel had killed him (or tried to, at least) because she was still walking next to Luna.

"I'm sure he'll turn up sometime, Crystal." Luna said while comforting her yami because she had started sniffling.

"Anyways…. Chibi-fying time!" Creel yelled as she turned Marik into a chibi.

"Gwoo?" Chibi Marik asked.

Luna face palmed herself. "So what do you plan on doing with chibi Marik?" She asked.

"This." Creel picked up the chibi.

"You're going to pick him up…?"

Creel walked up to a nearby shop window and threw chibi Marik through it, causing the glass to shatter.

"Creel!"

"What?" The violet eyed girl asked. "I wanted to throw him out of a window, but seeing as the box doesn't have a window, I threw him in one. That's my story and I'm sticking to it."

Chibi Marik sniffled, then started to bawl.

"Well? Go work your magical chibi powers." Luna commanded.

"Ok." So, Creel picked up the chibi-fyer and turned Marik back to normal, or as normal as Marik can possibly be. Funny thing was, he was still crying like a baby. "Shut up, you twit!" And then Marik stopped crying in fear that he would get beat up by Creel.

"Ok, anything else you care to torture- Oh. My. Ra." Luna said as she pointed to a girl with blonde hair and green eyes passing the corner. But thing is, is that she wasn't alone. And Crystal's right eye twitched at the sight of the person passing the corner with her.

"Is that…? OMR, it is!" Creel whispered. And for some reason, the couple walking didn't seem to notice our extremely large group with ridiculous hair. At least, until Crystal walked straight up to the couple and slapped the taller of the two.

"How dare you, Bakura?" Crystal screeched.

Bakura blinked. "Ok, so I cheated. You still love me, right? Ow!" Bakura asked before Crystal slapped him again.

"I hope you cheated at a dang card game," This statement attracted the gasps of the group. Then Crystal pointed to the girl. "And not with this son of a sphinx!"

The girl gasped and glared at Crystal. "He's mine!"

"No! I met him three-thousand years ago!"

"I don't give a chiz! He's mine!"

"No!"

"Yes!"

"No!"

"Yes!"

"NO!"

"YES!"

"Will both of you SHUT UP! We're abusing the caps lock!" Luna screamed, as though she wasn't abusing the caps lock at all.

Then the green-eyed girl thought for a second before turning to glare at Bakura. "You're three-thousand years old? Ew! You're a grandpa! And not only that, but you were cheating on me for that b-"

"ALRIGHT! THAT'S IT!" Luna and Crystal screamed before proceeding to beat the ever-loving shiz out of the girl. And so, when the rabid duo was done, said girl ran off screaming.

- - - - =Meanwhile, in the background= - - - -

Ryou looked confused. "What is 'chiz' anyway?" He asked.

Surprisingly, Creel answered. "I think it's some kind of sausage."

"Oh."

- - - - =Back with Crystal, Luna, and Bakura= - - - -

"Crystal, I-"

"Save it, Furby." Crystal replied.

Creel leaned over and whispered to Seto. "I think we just witnessed Crystal and Bakura break up."

Seto just stared at her before replying: "No sh[beep], Sherlock." Kaiba's coat had never been turned into charcoal before, to say the least.

"Ok, so now we continue. Hey!" Luna said as she pointed to an abandoned warehouse. "I bet the Ninja Pizza Men would be there! Let's go!"

And so our group headed into the abandoned warehouse. It was dark, and, well, abandoned.

"Ra, it's so cold in here…" Crystal mumbled as she pulled her denim jacket closer.

"You want to borrow my jacket?" Bakura offered while he pulled of his black coat.

Crystal pushed it away. "I already have a jacket, idiot." She grumbled. Bakura sighed in response. She glared at him. "What are you sighing about? I was a great girlfriend, I never asked for anything. But noooo, you went ahead and cheated on me. I'm the one who should be sighing!" Bakura sighed again. Crystal slapped him. He stopped sighing.

"Ummm, guys? Someone's coming! Hide!" Luna shouted. The group hid behind boxes, but Marik, Yami, and Yugi's hair stuck up above the boxes. Luna sighed in annoyance.

"Ok, the boss told me to put this here so-what the?" The minion said as he saw Yugi's hair.

Creel's head popped up behind a box and she grinned evilly. She whistled and several cats started to meow everywhere.

"Why are there so many cats? I thoug-" The Pizza Ninja Man complained but he was cut off by Creel.

"ATTACK!" She shouted and everyone got out of his or her hiding spot.

"Silver Fangs, attack!" Luna yelled in response. And a full out brawl ensued after the PNM (Pizza Ninja Man) minion called for back up. Luna, Creel, and surprisingly Crystal were extremely useful considering they could just make the area around the minions explode so they would be sent flying. Marik, Yugi, Yami, and Seto made themselves useful by throwing children's trading cards at the PNM. And Bakura and Ryou… well, they weren't doing anything useful besides making the PNM laugh at Bakura's hair.

But eventually, the PNM had to surrender, because Creel threatened to glue their heads together, which she showed an example of on two unfortunate PNM.

"I want my yami's Shadow Magic back and the magical character remote. Now." Luna growled.

"Ok. Ok. Here, take it." A PNM said as he handed a box to Luna.

"No, no, no. Bad Pizza Man!" Said an oddly familiar sounding voice. "They don't deserve to have that."

Crystal growled. "Pegasus." She pointed at one of the towers of boxes that had a tall figure standing on top. "I thought we had a restraining order on you!"

Suddenly, the lights in the warehouse turned on revealing the figure standing on the boxes wasn't Pegasus at all, but a PNM adjusting a TV with Pegasus' face in it. "You still do."

"Is this for not inviting you to do the show with us?" Luna asked.

"Ye- No!" Pegasus responded. "I'm doing this because-" Creel interrupted.

"Because 4Kids told you to, right?" Pegasus nodded. "Yay! I was right!" Creel cheered.

"Anywho, I no longer have a use for this building, so I'm going to blow it up. Toodles!" And so, the TV screen turned off.

"Doesn't this remind anyone of volume 4 of the Fullmetal Alchemist manga?" Luna asked and Creel, Crystal, and shockingly Ryou raised their hands.

"Whatever! We need to get out of here!" Bakura shouted. And then, BOOM! An explosion came from the side of the warehouse. Then, another explosion and another and another. Needless to say, our group was being showered in rubble. But they escaped, still in one piece.

= - - - - Back in Luna's Recording Room - - - - =

"So now that we know that 4Kids and Pegasus are behind the whole thing, we know where to aim our attacks." Luna concluded.

"But they're a multi-million dollar company and we're just a group under them." Ryou stated.

"True." Luna conceded. Everyone knew that Luna had an overwhelming pride, so even under disadvantages she would still fight. But everyone hoped that this wasn't one of those times. "But we also have the owner of a multi-million dollar on our team. Right, Seto?" Luna smiled evilly.

"I really don't want to get any lawsuits, thank you very much." Seto responded.

"Kanae!" Luna called, and almost instantly, Kanae walked through the door.

"Hey, everyone! What's up, Luna?" She asked.

Luna pointed to Seto. "Get your boyfriend back in line."

Kanae smiled. "Ok!" The brown-haired girl walked up to her CEO boyfriend. "Stop being lazy and go help my friend! Or else, I suppose I could just go ahead and pull a Bakura."

"Hey! Now my name is being referenced to cheating on someone?"

"Yes."

"It figures."

"Ok, I'll do whatever you want!" Seto cried out randomly.

"Good. Bye, Luna!" Kanae waved good-bye to her friend.

Ryou laughed a little. "Goes to show who wears the pants in that relationship."

"Shut it, Fluffy. You don't even have a relationship." Seto snorted.

"Um, I guess it's time to end the show!" Luna interrupted before Seto and Ryou could start fighting.

= - - - -Meanwhile, in the plotting room of 4Kids…- - - - =

"Should we send them our little gift?"

"We should." And evil laughter filled the room.

"Son, keep it down in there!"

One of the Big Five snarled. "Mom! I'm busy plotting evil!"

"I don't care! I made cookies just for you!"

"Oooooh! Cookies!" And so, the Big Five stopped plotting and went to go eat baked treats.

AN: Wow! Eleven and a quarter pages! I hope you enjoyed this random chapter. Jeez, I had like four special guests today. But anyways, leave me lots of dares and questions for me! All flames will be directed toward the appropriate alchemist.

(1) Alex is a character from my story Dragons of Chaos

Special thanks to 10thDoctorFan for being Crystal's back up. We could not have faced the PNM without you. You get another one of Alphonse's kittens.

Special thanks to RyouBakurasfangirl for appearing in my fanfic. Rya, you are an amazing author and I hope you update your hilarious story soon. Rose, Bakura thanks you for beating up your brother. You two get brownies that Creel baked.

Special thanks to Kanae Valentine for keeping Seto in line. You deserve a pair of Mustang's Gloves. =hands gloves to you=

Special thanks to everyone who reviewed. You all get cookies! Keep up the great dares and questions!