Maria's Revenge
AN: Hey guys! Sorry I haven't written in a while I and my co writer have been very busy writing and coming up with new story ideas. Check out our new story Alice and the Magic Book. There is Emmett stupidity involved. We know you want to read it. Anyways, here is the story.
Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight.
Chapter 3
Yells, Yells, and More Yells
Jasper's POV:
I felt Alice's emotions go haywire. There was a mixture of panic, fear and sadness. She was sobbing like crazy with no tears pouring out.
"Alice what's wrong?" Bella said as she touched her arm.
Alice suddenly screamed and bounced back in shock and landed behind the sofa in a crouch. When she realized it was just us she slowly stood up.
"Listen Alice, I'm really sorry," Emmett said.
"For what?" Alice asked confused.
"Wait, you didn't feel anything?" Emmett asked.
"Feel what?"
"Oh, nothing"
Alice turned to Edward.
"Emmett spun you around then dropped you," Edward answered her unspoken question.
"Traitor," Emmett growled.
"Then, Jasper probably yelled at Emmett and tackled him to the floor causing him pain and/or injuries, right." Alice said.
"Yup, that's pretty much how it went down." Nessie said.
"Alice what did you see?" I asked and everyone suddenly turned serious again.
"Oh yeah, Maria-Capture-Fight-Dead." she said all in one whole breath.
"Alice, say that again, but in real sentences!" Carlisle said.
"I just had three visions at once all of them cut off right through the middle. You should be happy I can even talk!" Alice yelled.
"Oh… carry on then," Carlisle said.
"The first vision was about Maria. She was saying that she wanted Jasper back and was going to capture someone – probably Jasper, but I'm not so sure. Then, it went into a vision of all of you fighting some other vampires, they looked like newborns. And Maria was battling with someone I didn't have the time to see because the vision changed again into another vision. You were all mourning around something. I couldn't see what it was because I snapped out of it by that time."
Emmett's POV
Wow, Alice has been talking for a really long time. Maybe I should listen… Wow! I got bored.
Hey! What if there were penguins in space?! Space penguins! Ha, ha, ha! I crack myself up!
Alice's POV
As I finished my story, Edward said, "Space penguins? Honestly Emmett?"
"What? It could happen!" Emmett said indignantly.
"Would you postpone your conversation about space penguins!?! We have a graver matter at hand!" Carlisle shouted.
"We are all in possible danger and you discuss about space penguins, which aren't even real!" Esme yelled.
"If you believe in them, they will exist in your heart." Emmett said dreamily.
We all rolled our eyes.
"Emmett," I asked. "Did you feed Skittles to animals, and then feed on their hyper-active blood … again?"
"Um … no?" Emmett said as he hid a bunch of colored candies into his back pocket.
"Emmett! What did I tell you about drinking blood with added preservatives?" Esme asked.
"Ooh, Uncle Emmett had sugar." Nessie said childishly.
Suddenly a song came out of nowhere;
"Sugar, sugar!
Oh, honey, honey!
You are my candy girl,
You are my –"
"Yellow?" Emmett asked as he answered his cell phone. "Yeah, uh-huh, uh-huh, yup – got it – bye!" And Emmett ended the phone call.
"Who was that?" Jasper asked incredulously.
"Maria." Emmett said simply.
"WHAT!?!?!?" the whole family yelled.
"From Spanish class." Emmett finished.
We all sighed in unison with relief.
"Emmett! Say your whole sentence before you scare us to death!" Rosalie yelled.
"Well … technically …." Emmett began, before being cut off by Rosalie.
"Oh, don't even go there!" she shrieked.
"Woman! You're supposed to be my wife! The person who will love me no matter how stupid and idiotic I am!" Emmett said, hurt.
"I can't do that when you completely pass stupidity and idiocy!"
And the fighting began.
I hope you enjoyed this chapter everyone! Please review because of I get five reviews my co writer and I will be optimistic enough to write the next chapter. Have a great day!!! ; )