Disclaimer: I do not nor will I ever own Vincent Valentine. Unless you count those little fantasies that I've been having lately where he has me tied up and … ER… MOVING ON! If I could be one person for a day it would be Yuffie and yes, I would find the time to play as many pranks on Vincent that I could before my time is up. Any how… I don't own them. Any of them. *Sniff*

Snipergal7: Heh, hey I love writing and lately your comments have been making me write more. Thanks for giving me the will to carry on. :D This is the last chapter hope ya like it.

Chaotic Angel7: Don't we all want to see him 'cleaning his gun' OH! IDEA FOR NEXT STORY! HA ha! Anyways… Finally the poor guy has a leg up on the ninja. Now, if only to get Cid and Cloud out of the hole too this might be a doozey.

Searching-For-My-Reason: Glad you liked it.

What happened last chapter? Read it, yo! Ha! Kidding! Yuffie has it in her head to try and get Vincent drunk. Only it doesn't turn out like that. Not at all, because Vincent finally catching on that Yuffie has her eye on him switches the glasses and ends up with a very drunk little ninja. Only problem with that is that she starts to strip. What is a gunslinger to do? Simple, he waits until she passes out and carts her sorry carcass back to the bar where you find Reno still there waiting for them to open up. Needless to say that both men see Yuffie in less clothing and Vincent being Vincent gets uber jealous and kicks Reno out then drags her upstairs to bed while he goes in search of a cold, cold shower. Ha ha! Oh yeah. Vincent is finally in the lead, by five points but still… on to the last chapter. Hope you like it, yo. What? I seem to be channeling more of Reno then normal in this. Uh oh!

Don't like it? Still… blame Snipergal7. ;) Nyuk nyuk.

Round five. The One with the Shaving Cream.

It was almost midnight and all was quiet in the house. Everything was picked up, cleaned up and accounted for. One happy go lucking ninja thankfully sleeping away the effect of the drinking almost the entire bottle of alcohol, he hope at least. Maybe then he could get a few hours of sleep before she gets it into her head to continue on with the insane quest of playing practical joke after practical joke on him? Hey, if it was Cloud or Cid it was fine and dandy, but with him he is seriously thinking about avoiding her every April fools day. If he could stand being apart from her for more than a day, maybe, then again, if he wasn't around the though of Reno in the picture was not something cared to imagine.

"Reno…" He said crumpling up the paper in his hand unaware of the effect that the redhead had on him. The sheer audacity that, that Turk had to look at Yuffie that way.

His crimson eyes gave a little tick every time he thought about the other Turk. Even a little vein was seen popping out of his forehead. Shit, if looks could kill Vincent's face all contorted like this would be high on the marks.

But then the remembering process began and it calmed him some areas and excited him in other. Yuffie. That one word held so much emotion for him. Pent up, or locked down emotion towards the now very legal girl. No, woman. Her stick boy figure gave way to curves in all the right places. Followed by a set of very perky breasts, those were just the right size on her, and not too big like Tifa's. Hey, he was a man and boobs are one thing that men tend to notice on a woman. Eyes first, for him, then legs, followed on a close third were the breasts. Tifa had the size but they were on the edge of just too much, while Yuffie had them just right. Man, what was he, the Goldilocks of boobies? Legs, oh by the gods above did she have a set of legs. The kind that looked like they could run for miles, and she does almost every day, twice when she has a workout with Vincent. Boy, did he want to work her out alright. He felt like a pedophile for simply thinking those thoughts about her in the nights when he was alone and as much has he tried he just couldn't stop. Yuffie caught a hold of him and didn't even realize it. After all why else would he simply agree to help her out with even the most tedious of things? He just wanted to be by her, to bask in her light for a few moments longer. Talk about a lovesick puppy…

Creeee~eak.

Vincent's ruby eyes shot up hearing a noise outside the hallway closer to his room. In fact if sounded like the very ninja he was thinking about was up. One word came to mind at this realization. '

Crap…'

She struggles to figure out where she is and how she got there. Somehow during how ever long she has been asleep she managed to tangle herself in the blankets. 'Well, crap!' She whimpers finding it hard to untangle herself. Arms still stuck while legs wiggle a bit trying to move her off the bed. 'Just a bit more…' Her whole body scooting over towards the edge of the bed not thinking of the outcome could happen when… THUNK!

"Hey… ow…" She whines rolling again only this time finally out of those blasted blankets. It seems as though the still somewhat drunken ninja forgot the laws of gravity still applied in this bedroom. Hands rubbed a sore tush while she looks once more around her own room.

"How did… I get here?" She ponders that for a moment before looking down at herself. "AND NAKED!" She yelps before realizing that she still has on her undies and bra, then came the flashbacks as to what actually happened between her and Vincent.

"Oh… shit." She says before bumbling back over to her closet to pick out a few black materials to wear. Ninja pants, check, ninja shirt, double check and Vincent's shirt, yeah it's here. She takes a big whiff of it then places it onto the back of the chair. She then sighs some before slipping out of her room and towards his room hiding some sort of can in her waistband in the middle of her back.

'Yuffie is up.' He thinks to himself before turning to look out the window the only light shining in the room was the pale moon coming in from his big window. For once he thinks that he'll just let her come to him. After all she only has a few more minutes to play her last trick on him then it will be his turn to get her back.

Creeee~eak. 'Damnit! Those stupid wonky wooden boards creaking and moaning giving away my location to the enemy!' She whines but continues on with her quest of picking the lock on his door. Psh. Like anything could keep her out. A few heartbeats later and she let herself in. Silently padding those bare feet on the floorboards below moving effortlessly around in the sudo-dark, her beckon of light came from the moon out the window. 'Now where on Gaia is the gunslinger?' Storm cloud grey eyes dash around noting the empty bed she now bypassed before locking onto the dark figure standing near the window with his back turned. 'Ah ha! Jackpot!' She smiles to herself before slipping past the couch and moves up behind him. Her arms raised moving the can from the waistband and pulling herself into position. 'Ready? Set? G-' She moves closer only to find that in a blink of an eye the man in front of her is gone. Words form on her mouth before everything happens in a flash…

'She has been practicing.' He thinks while he stops breathing for a moment, trying to will his heart to slow down so that the only sound he could pick up would be her breathing and the soft flutter of her own heartbeat. 'The only detection I can hear is her vitals. She seems rather nervous due to her breathing became shallow and her heartbeat increased.'

Ruby eyes closed while ears perked up listening. She was close now only a few feet away and he would have to time this just right to get her. So close that he could smell the faint sent of her lotions and soap from her shower today. If he wasn't listening for any kind of sound he might not have heard it. The slight click of a metal can made to the edge of her waistband of her pants, if this is how she is now she might give him a run for his money later on. Lips moved on their own giving a slightly crooked frown while he continues his stillness. She is closer now then he expected feeling the slight heat of her body mere inches away arms over head about to make her move only he wasn't there when her arms came down.

He shifts his weight on the balls of his feet he disappears in the shadows then reappears behind her playfully tackling her into the wall beside them. Arms come crashing down holding her hands above her head while his lower body pins her to where he needs her.

"Hey… Hey!" She yelps before attempting to break free.

"Now, that is not very nice, Yuffie." He says in a stern voice. Grey eyes stare up into red ones while she gives a brief puppy dog look.

"What s'not nice is you pinning me to the wall." She mutters under her breath while wiggling once more.

"What is this in your hands?" He asks holding them carefully with his one gold claw while his glove free hand takes the vile can away from her. "Shaving cream," He inquires with a smug look on his face. The kind of face he only shows when he is amused by catching her in the act.

"Yeah, and?"

"What do you plan on doing with it?" A low growl issued from thin lips trying so hard not to smile, yeah, trying and failing miserably.

"…And… err… Um… I… Well…" She fumbles a bit trying to figure how to talk her self out of this situation with her brain frozen due to being once more caught in his arms. 'Crap! Lie. Lie!' She screams to her self.

Ruby eyes seem to glow in the moonlight while she just stops fighting and looks up to him. Words fall from her mouth while that brain of her shuts down. Was it just her or was his face getting bigger? Her silver colored eyes flutter at the thought while cheeks blazed red heating her entire body from the inside out. "Happy…April…foo-"

Her words stumble then get caught short by the softest lips touching hers. Pausing for a moment to take in the utter shock of everything and Vincent takes the time to work her mouth open and let his tongue trace her lower lip while she sighs. Then just like that the moment was over and she comes to looking up at his beautiful nervous face.

"Vincent?" She asks raising a hand up to his chest tugging the thin material playfully.

"Yes, Yuffie?"

"You kissed me."

"Indeed, I did."

Lips try to form more words but she is at a lost. Mind shutting down when he continues his quest of claiming her mouth with his.