ME: Ok I'm like seriously bored and also TAYLOR TURN YOUR FRICAN PHONE ON ONCE IN A WHILE!

Okay moving, on when I say Sasuke has his curse mark I mean that he has all those black marks on his body.

And I might kill Taylor's sister for reawakening my matt fan girl, yeah I would be the one who came up with china and yuuki, *sigh* damnitt they kill all the good characters…

Karin: what the fuck am i even doing here? I'm not even in this fanfic!

Me: Sai wasn't in this story and I made him do the disclaimer, and you're here because you're a slutty whore, who rivals with sakura on how much I hate you…. So say the f****ing disclaimer before I kill you!

Karin: she doesn't own Naruto, or any of the affiliated characters….except Katsura….

Me: and…

Karin: and if she did I wouldn't exist, sakura would probably be dead after her first mission….and Naruto would realize Hinata liked him, before she practically died saving him. Can I go now.

Me: have you even read my other disclaimers before, well anyway…*ties Karin to a chair and makes her watch Gai and Lee yaoi.*

On to the story….italics are thoughts

At the mall

I was standing at the entrance of the mall, sakura-Chan was flirting with Naruto-kun and Sasuke-san(slut). Katsura-Chan was waiting rather patiently for sakura to shut up(heh good luck with that). I was starting to get annoyed with sakura, and she probably knows it too.

"haruno shut the fuck up, so we can go shopping." I said…..wait I said that!. Sasuke, Katsura, Naruto looked at me with surprised looks on they're faces….oh crap! She's gonna kill me!

"Hina-Chan?" Naruto said in shock. "did you just swear?" I could feel my cheeks redden from his sapphire eyes.

"well lets go shopping…Naruto-dobe, Jackass(Sasuke's new nickname) the guy's stores are mostly over there." Katsura points over to the left side of the mall. "Haruno…. Do whatever, I don't care….Hinata-Chan, however you come with me…oh and meet me back here at 8 to go home, seeya guys" Katsura said changing the subject. Before grabbing my hand, and pulling me towards a store that sold punk/skater/emo/goth apparel.

"thank you Katsura-Chan." I quickly said.

"no need to apologize I was about ready to knock her head against the wall, but I restrained myself." she replies. " and besides I don't trust you shopping."

"w-w-what do you mean?" I stuttered. damn stutter

"today I'm your personal shopper….this is gonna be fun." she gives me an evil grin.

Some 400 outfits, a haircut, and 250 makeup products…tried on, cut, and bought. later

We were on our way back to the meeting point, my purple and white sweatshirt was replaced with black camisole with blue paint splatters on it, i also wore a pleated black miniskirt with a blue butterfly embroidered in the right corner and a chains falling off to the side of the skirt. Black mary-janes adorned my feet, accompanied by black and blue striped thigh high stocking. My hair was short and choppy, and denim blue eye shadow accented my eyes. i twisted a lock of blue hair around my finger, what is Naruto gonna think of my makeover? Will he hate it? What am I getting so worked up over he likes Sakura-Chan….

" don't be so worried…considering the fact that all the boys we've passed has stared directly at you, I'm guessing that means I did a good job." Katsura states trying to make me feel better. "and if he doesn't notice how hot you are now, I'm pretty sure it's a lost cause. I mean seriously what does he see in sakura-baka. She's loud, annoying, and a she's not even a fan girl for him." she continues.(I have no idea why but I kept hearing rei/sailor mars from sailor moon say everything Katsura said…O.o)

"thanks Katsura-Chan, your really cool." I say with a small smile.

" and to think you just met me yesterday…" she says with a giggle, causing myself to laugh. I finally found a friend who makes me feel better, sakura always put me down and made me feel worthless; like my clan. I dread having to go back to Konoha…

"hey jackass, we're over here…" Katsura calls to Naruto and Sasuke(as you can see I'm lazy and stopped using honorifics when no ones talking.) I felt my face turn bright scarlet. Naruto had changed into grey t-shirt with a black calligraphy-styled fox on it, baggy olive-green cargo shorts. The bandage Hinata had tied on his arm was visible going from the palm of his right arm to an inch under his elbow. He wore a pair of black high-tops on his feet. His gaze fell upon her, crap whats he thinking right now?

"why must you call us jackasses? Hmm?" Sasuke says teasingly to Katsura greatly humoring her.

"well if you must know jackass, I think jackass is a term of endearment, jackass. And if jackass pisses you off jackass, then well better for me." she retorts. Rolling her eyes at his monosyllable answer of "che"

"if it's a term of endearment to you, does that mean you like me?" he says accusingly.

"that's not…your just ugh you suck…." she began wracking her brain for some sort of excuse. "well 'Sasu-kun' is getting old and considering the fact you nearly glared me to death the day I tried to call you 'Sasu-Chan' I had to find something to call you so now you are jackass."

I began to tune them out, Naruto's gaze was still on me, slightly annoying considering he didn't say anything. I grew more pissed by the minute.

"what do you have nothing better to do than stare me?" I asked rather loudly and angrily.

"actually I was kind of admiring your outfit I think you look cute in a punk sort of way." he said honestly with a sheepish laugh at the end. he thinks I look cute? I nearly fainted but…

"Naruto-kun what do you think of this outfit?" said a blob of pink. Sakura wore a strapless sequined tube dress with a silver circle link belt around her anorexic waist, the dress went mid thigh, for footwear she had pink sequined wedges. Her outfit was completed with a red cherry charm necklace, with matching hair clip, earrings, and bracelet. She sucked on a cherry blow pop, to see how he would react (holy crap and I thought Barbie was a slut) I rolled my eyes at her movements she walked toward our group by now Sasuke and Katsura had stopped "fighting" and were rolling they're eyes and returned to "Hn" and "che" after seeing sakura's get up.

"um…well…actually. I think-" his words were cut off when sakura smashed her lips against his.

"Sasuke-kun, Katsura-Chan are you ready to go?" I say in a slightly cold voice.

"yeah I want get away from slut over there. But…" Katsura replies, and just before she turns to leave she grabbed Naruto by the collar of his grey shirt and flung him on the ground, leaving a small crater in the floor of the mall. "ok now we can go." she said before following me back to the car. Sasuke followed soon after, unfortunately he was awestruck by how strong Katsura had gotten.

Outside the mall

Katsura pov

"I feel like training now! How about you guys?" I asked, stretching my arms. Hear were the reactions:

Hinata: sure I really need to take my mind of everything.

Sasuke:…hn…..

Seriously you'd think he'd say something else but nooooo he has to be the king of monosyllables, the damn bastard. How the hell does he have so many damn fan girls I've known the guy since I was 5, there's nothing remotely hot about him. I look over at Sasuke, he was looking away from the group, his arms were crossed, that conveyed annoyance. the sleeves of his black long-sleeved shirt were rolled up to his elbow, showing of the muscles he's gained when i last saw him, over his black shirt he wore a short sleeved white shirt with tribal designs on it, faded blue jeans, dog tags, and black engineer boots. His face also had more definition, and his hair was longer and more spiked. Okay maybe he was a little hot but I don't feel like admitting it to the world, and becoming completely mindless fan girl was not on my agenda. I roll my eyes at this thought, also crossing my arms in annoyance.

me: Okay so there's the new chapter review I'm not posting a new chap till I get 5 reviews for this chapter.

I almost decided to put Karin in this but that would have made it end up very cliché-ish and predictable.

So no Karin, also if you've noticed Hinata's Goth, Sasuke's skater, Katsura is Goth, Naruto is skater, and sakura is slutty mainstream.

Itachi: so what am I?

Me your not in this ff…

Itachi: why?

Me: cause your not…O.o

Itachi: why?

Me: well I see this is going nowhere…

Itachi: why?

My mom: marshmallow!

My dad: peep!

Me: y r my parents in fanfic? Well I see no point in this anymore so see you next chap….but first review, comment do something, or I become emo and stop writing…plz review*puppy dog eyes*

My mom, my dad, and Itachi: KAWAII *glomp*

Me Itachi I have lost respect for you….-_-….