-Okay this chapter was inspired by a picture I saw of matt with a little red riding hood type outfit on so yeah.-
Naruto woke up in a forest that was covered in snow. He looked around trying to see if anyone else was there. He stood and started walking hoping he could get out of the woods. Something tugged on his leg, he turned around and it was Near with white rabbit ears on and a tail to match. "Near what the heck is wrong with you?" Naruto asked.
"You're going the wrong way." With that he hopped away. Naruto decided he would follow him. "This way, you must go this way." Near said turning a corner.
Near disappeared making Naruto concerned. He started running as he did snow started falling and he couldn't see. Before he knew it he hit a tree making him think he went unconscious.
He opened his eyes to find himself in a different place. This place was made out of candy. "Where am I?" He asked himself.
"We're in scrumptious land." Near's voice came from behind him.
"How did you get here?" Naruto asked trying to get away but Near was in a backpack that was somehow on his back.
"Well I jumped into you backpack of course." Near explained as if it was obvious.
"Ah, White Rabbit I see you're the one who brought him." L's voice came from a chocolate wall.
"L what are you doing here?" Naruto asked.
"Oh no my name is not L it is Lilly Lonka." L proclaimed he swung his candy cane in Naruto's face. "And that is White Rabbit on your back."
Naruto looked behind him making sure it was Near and not someone else. "Okay." He said trying not to get confused.
"Now that we have our little introductions done with let's have a drink, shall we?" L asked leading them to a small table with three tea cups on it. "Here sit, sit we have to leave soon." Naruto did as commanded and sat and drank his tea.
After everyone finished their drinks Near spoke. "We should be leaving now."
"Aw, I guess you're right we let's get going." L said standing up making Naruto do so. He was going to ask where they were going but L's candy cane to the face stopped that.
Naruto woke up yet again in a different place, except this place was full of light bulbs. "Oh yay we're at Genius's place." L stated calmly.
"Who's Genius?" Naruto question looking around trying to find the person he was talking about.
"I am." Light walked out from behind a pile of light bulbs running his hands through his hair. "Nice to see you again Lonka and White Rabbit."
"Same here." L bowed.
"Well no time to waste here let's go." Light grabbed one of his light bulbs and opened Naruto's mouth and shoved it down his throat.
Naruto tried to breathe as he was in another world. "Why do we have to cause me pain to travel?" Naruto complained.
"Shhh. We're beyond." Light hissed.
"You have to be careful with him." Near explained.
Naruto nodded and looked around. There were various knives on the walls just dripping with blood. "Boo." Beyond Birthday whispered right in Naruto's ear.
Naruto jumped fleeing from his friend. "Hello Psycho." L said monotone.
Beyond didn't waste any time he grabbed one of his knives. "Shall we go?" He grabbed Naruto's ear and sliced it off.
Naruto screamed feeling for his ear expecting it not to be there but it still was. Beyond laughed followed by Light. Naruto noticed he was again in a forest but not one covered in snow. "This is where Bushy lives." Near told.
A figure jumped down from the trees and landed behind everyone. "Don't worry we are leaving!" Lee yelled before kicking Naruto on the back of the head.
Naruto groaned as they entered a different place. "Why are we staying in each world less and less?" Naruto asked.
"Because we have to meet up with someone very soon." Beyond said. Naruto nodded understanding. He looked in front of them and there was a castle.
Sasuke walked down the front steps. "King Revenge we need to hurry." L yelled.
"Very well." Sasuke sighed and pulled out a gun. He aimed it right between Naruto's eyes and shot, Naruto cringed expecting to die.
When he opened his eyes he saw pink everywhere. "Love come out now." Light yelled looking around.
Naruto felt string go around his neck and then himself being strangled. He went blank and passed out.
He woke yet again in a different world. "Sorry I thought it would make things go faster." Sakura explained before smiling at Naruto.
"Yes Love we understand." Lee said.
Naruto looked at his surroundings, there were just flames everywhere. "Now where are we?" He asked.
"We're at Two's place." L swung his candy cane around.
"Yeah welcome." Mello said sitting on a couch. "Come here Naruto." Naruto obeyed. Mello grabbed a hold of his shirt. "Now let's roll." He pushed the poor boy into the flames, along with Near but he's okay.
Naruto was really mad at how he was being handled but figured it didn't matter if he complained. A pile of books fell in front of everyone. "Well Worm is here." Beyond smiled.
Neji walked up to them. "Hello Naruto how are you?" He asked.
"Well I've been pushed around a lot lately but other than that fine I think." Naruto said trying to explain.
"That's nice. Well you know what's next right?" Neji questioned.
"Yeah you're going to use some method to kill me." Naruto was surprised that just now he got the routine. Neji nodded and jabbed him in the throat.
Naruto woke up in a place that was all black. He saw something in the far off distance and wondered what it was. "Where are we?" He asked, but no one answered. He looked around and everyone was gone. He gulped. "Um hello?" He called out.
"Naruto you're finally here thank god." Matt said instantly getting closer. He was sitting on the ground with a basket next to him, he was wearing a red hood that only covered his head and his shoulders with a cigarette hanging from his mouth. "Now we can go on the little trip I had planned for you."
"What do you mean?" Naruto asked.
"Just come sit down and grab the basket." Matt demanded. Naruto did as he was told and he was brought into a car.
He looked over and saw that Gaara was driving. "Hey Gaara!" Naruto squeaked. He didn't answer, something seemed off with the other teen to. Naruto saw that he was crying.
"God I hate him so much" Gaara yelled hitting the steering wheel. Naruto look outside the window it was raining. Gaara yelled something incomprehensible and Naruto felt himself being lifted out of his seat. The car was flipping over and as it landed on the ground Naruto woke up.
Naruto was breathing heavy, he looked around and he was back in Lee's basement. "Naruto are you okay?" He heard Gaara's voice. He whipped his head towards the red head.
Naruto lunged at him and hung around his neck. "You're okay." He sighed into the others shoulder. "You're not hurt."
Gaara was tense for a few seconds before noticing that Naruto actually started crying into his shoulder. He lifted up his arms and put them around the blonds torso and held him there till morning.