Skulduggery Pleasant Fan Fic
Chapter 2Ok. I'm conscious again, and everything's so blurry..seeing, hearing, and feeling. That might be because I'm completely numb. I can't feel any part of my body, even my head. This feels really weird because it's as though I have no head, so now I'm wondering how I can even be thinking since I don't have a head. And also how can I be seeing, hearing and sneezing? Oh well.. having no head could be cool.
Oh no, I can hear someone coming towards..wherever I am. Wow. I just realised how pathetic a situation I'm in right now. Being trapped somewhere, but not actually knowing where. They're getting so much closer..actually, I've decided that I can't wait until they get here. It's probably going to be that Cain girl and I can't WAIT to bash that girl up for everything she's done to me. Hee hee...atleast I'm not the only one to want to bash her up. My other friends want to bash her up..such as her parents(YES!they're on my side) , her reflection , all her enemies and some of her 'friends'. I can't be bothered explaining why her reflection and 'friends' hate her, but I think the others are obvious.
Oops! Got lost in my awesome thoughts again. So back to the present...
The person is nearly here so I start making some cute little coughs to make them come here. Wait..I smell...hot chips? Mmm. They smell delicious! The person's here and I can see a little bit of light. AHHH!TOO BRIGHTT!Okay it's good again but it's not Pleasant or Cain..it's just some random.
"Hello," *Blinks adorably*,"I need some help please".
Oh my god, this person is so manipulatable.
"Thank you very much. I really appreciate it sir, and might I say you look very good today," I say, adding that last bit even though he looks like a slob. EWWW! HIS HANDS LOOK ICKY! Hmm..he hasn't said anything yet. Maybe he's still in shock about how cute I am..or maybe he's planning to kidnap me. Either way it doesn't bother me. I can just leave him or I can fight him and win.
Hang on..he has a mask on. Uh-oh. He's taking his mask off to reveal...my best friend, who is 17. He is my best friend. His hair is so..perfect. It's the beautiful gold-brown, and curly just enough to make him cute. All his features...he is so beautiful with his pale skin and blue-gold-green eyes, and his perfectly sculptured body. I love him so much I might just ask for...
"Can I have a piggy back ride?" I have to ask. I must have one. I love them. Thank him, he always says yes.
"Wait scratch that...can you carry me like you always do?" I grin because I love him.
"Of course Less Less..my little angel," he laughs his awesome laugh as he says it. Oh did I mention I consider him my older brother, and he considers me his little sister because we are both only childs.
He knows about my magic life because he is the same as me..except nice. But we still love each other, and since Pleasant and Cain are trying to kill me, he'll try to kill them...YAY! By the way..his name is...
"Less Less! Come on, out of there," I forgot I was in my thoughts again. Oppsies.
"Thank you. By why did you wear a fat slob costume with icky hands?" I say as his strong hands lift me out of...the boot of the Bentley..and he cradles me in his arms as he always has.
"I was curious as to what it would be like to play a flat slob who doesn't..*confuzzled look on his cute face*..have you gotten lighter Less Less?" He interrupted himself? That's weird for him, so he must be really concerned.
"Umm..no? I don't think so. So back to you..You're playing the part of a fat slob who doesn't..*raises eyebrows as I smell*..shower?"Euck! He smells foul..like baby boys nappies.
"Maybe. *pulls odd face*I was sorta hoping you could help me with getting a shower. Mine's broken, so that's why I decided to add not showering to my new character. So where do you wanna go now?" HE starts walking, and it feels because while he's walking with me in his arms, it feels like I'm lying in soft clouds. He is so soft.
"Let's go to the Edgley's!I wanna see my fwends!"I say happily.
Ahh damn..Pleasant and Cain are back.
VICKY'S TIME!
So it took me ages to write this because I've been so busy and I am really sorry!
But now I've finished and I promise I will start the next chapter right now