Me: hello again people and cockroaches how is everybody

*studio audiance chears*

me: yes i know im that awesome

*studio audiance goes silent*

me: wahh your mean

claude: *pats my back comfortingly* its okay

me:*screams* AHH CREEPER TOUCHED ME!

sebastian: *laughs like crazy* your still hated

claude: I hate you

me: aww we all know that you secretly love him just like ciel does.

ciel:Hey

me:shut up your not supposed to talk

ciel: how am i not supposed to talk after these false accusations

alois: admitt it ceilly they are so not false YOUR IN LOVE WITH SEBASTIAN 3

ciel: SHUT UP

me: both of you shut up god there are questions to answer

alois: you offended me when you said god

every one:*stares at alois strangely*

me: you have a demon for a buttler

alois: I do?*looks at claude* oh so i do... cool

ciel: idiot

sebastian: *shakes head*

me: *facepalm*

alois: dont hit your self in the face you'll hurt your self

me:wheres the duct tap *looks around*

worker: ah here is the duct tap

me: *grins evilly at alois as i hold up the duct tap*

alois: *screams like a little girl*

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Me: now that we have alois shut up we can continue this set of questions is from Lucia d' Neko-Kyuuketsuki. the first question is for sebastian "Hey..Hey Sebastian. You know that I'm a cat-vampire. Umm...Will you throw Pluto out of the manor if I'm coming with you? Huh? Huh? Will you?"

sebastian: hmm cat vampire both cat like and demonic hmm sure.

ciel: i have not given permission for this to happen

sebastian: *puppy dog pout* please young master please

claude: well that seemed really out of character

ciel: he gets weird when its about cats

me: any way next question

claude: yay

me that sounded sarcastic

claude: it was

me; oh my god claude had a personality

claude: *glares*

me:for calude "Claude~ I LO~VE~ YOU~ *tiptoe-ing to kiss Claude* Nya ha ha...What a soft demon lips~ Umm...Sebastian is my friend fiancee *bletak-ed by Sebastian fg* so I choose my sweet icy heart Claude~ Too bad she's a human. Not like me! *cat ears twiched* Well then, Claude...Do you love me? *plakk!* I mean...Why are you so cold? Yeah! But you let me kiss you as much as I want to! *histeric*"

claude: uhh im cold because that is how i keep my composure if i wasnt i would have killed alois by now sooo... ya and i never agreed to those kisses

me: next is for alois " Alois! give claude to me!" *rips tap from alois' mouth*

alois: NEVER! um i mean um...

me: ciel "SHI~ER~RU~ You're too cute for a boy! Want to be my little sister? You can just bought Sebastian (and Tanaka if you want) BUT NOT THE OTHER SERVANTS !

ciel: AHHH i am a boy why do people have to do this to me no i dont want to be your sister but if youll accept that i am a boy i guess i will be your brother.

me:... uh huh okay then thats all for today right little girl

ciel: right. hey wait I AM NOT A GIRL!

thank you for reading and to my one reviewer (yes one its amazing)they might be slightly ooc but... okay way more than slightly.