Ok. I LIED! This is officially the last chapter of 'Cookies', as I'm sure you the readers would like to know what Blackout did with the tape of Megatron crying like a sparkling. Let us see...
"Heeheeheeheeheeheeheee!" Blackout giggled, as he furiously typed on the computer, "Megatron is going to hate me for this but it is SOOOOOOOOOOO worth it!" Scorponik nodded, and turned towards the door.
"Hey Blackout," Jazz said, wandering into the room, "Whatcha doing?"
"Blackmailing Megatron. Wanna see?" Jazz nodded, and leaned down. His optics went wide.
"NOWAYNOWAYNOWAYNOWAY! UPLOADONTHEINTERNETNOW!" Blackout giggled, and continued typing.
Moments later, the entire Autobot base was in laughter, including Ratchet, who was, unfortunately, still wearing his dance outfit. Megatron had laughed so hard at his dance, he had to be sent to the medbay and didn't get to see the end of it. While in the medbay, Megatron couldn't stop laughing while Ratchet examined him, and this caused Ratchet to throw something at his head.
Megatron walked in, "What's so funny?" The twins pointed and laughed.
"YOU IS A BABY!"
"A BIG OL' BABY!" Megatron was confused.
"Whaa?" Optimus brought him over to the nearest computer, and showed him the video entitled "Big Man, Big Tears". Megatron's optics went wide.
"YOU!" he screamed, pointing his claw at Optimus, "YOU BETRAYED MY TRUST!"
"Megs, chill. It was Blackout," Jazz said, leaning back on his chair, wiping his optics. Megatron's right optic twitched, his claws outstretched.
"Black...out?" he said slowly. Jazz nodded, "I'M GONNA MAKE HIM PERMANTLY BLACKOUT!" Megatron roared, and ran down the hall. Everyone fell down on the floor, laughing so hard that their sparks hurt.
FIN...I MEAN IT! IT'S THE END! NO MORE COOKIES! NO MORE CAK...
Ratchet: Wait, what is a cake?
Starscream: We must investigate!
Jazz: And find out if they can bake cakes!
VBH:...oh crap what have I done?