Okay this really does happen. I have hit my head on locker doors a lot. It hurts like heck so don't do it. BOLD is in a characters head. I don't own Naruto; if I did Naruto would suck. Remember this was supposed to be a oneshot, but its not.
'I need something, something against Naruto' Sasuke thought running through the corridors of the school, 'Something big something like….I know Sasuke grinned confidently. Just then Sasuke crashed into someone, running in the opposite direction. They both went flying. 'Nooo' Sasuke screamed silently to himself, for he had forgotten what his idea was, 'Im gonna kill this kid!' Sasuke stood up and banged his head into a locker door.
Naruto got up wrinkling his nose trying to remove that funny feeling he gets in his nose around Sasuke. 'It's your nose telling you something bad is going to happen, something bad always happens around that Uchiha', Shikamaru had told him. Shikamaru has a tendency to be right…about everything. The bell rang and Naruto ran out of detention. 'Well that's just awesome, lost' Naruto thought to himself. Naruto saw what he thought looked like familiar enough. "My class", Naruto said urgently running around franticly ending up in front of his class by chance. "Aint that something, late again" Naruto sighed walking into class. 'The teacher's late? So cool' Naruto cheered in his head.
"Yo Naruto" Choji said waving his hand franticly trying to get Naruto's attention. Naruto nodded and jogged up the steps and sat next to Choji. "Did you hear what happened to Sasuke" Choji asked. "I don't really care what happened to that **", Naruto scoffed. "But he's in the Infirmary", Choji tried again. "The infirmary", Naruto asked questionably. "Sakura found him outside of the gym paralyzed and covered in needles. Nothing permanent just certain points were he can't move, so sadly no major injuries, just cuts and bruises." Choji said sadly. Naruto laughed a little at Choji's want for the dead Uchiha. 'I don't want Sasuke to die' 'yes I do' 'No' 'Why am I having a conversation in my head' 'cuz you want Sasu to be your Uke' 'not the gay thoughts again' 'you looove the gay thoughts' 'no I don-', Naruto was having a conversation in his head when Choji said "Love your drawing can I keep it?" Naruto looked down realizing he unconsciously had a made a doodle of Sasuke beaten to a pulp in the infirmary. "Sure take it", Naruto said passing the paper to Choji. "I hate that Uchiha", Choji read the caption on the picture aloud.
Sasuke sneezed. "Someone somewhere is talking about you", Haku said. Sasuke stared at the kid before him. Sasuke made a sudden grab for Haku's mask. Haku grabbed Sasuke's wrist. "Not now, not yet" Haku said simply. Sasuke jerked his arm quickly hoping to make Haku fall off his perch on the counter, but Haku let go and Sasuke rolled off the bed and fell on the floor. Haku giggled behind his mask as Sasuke yowled in pain. "Son of a batch o cookies" Sasuke growled as he dragged himself back onto the bed, some of his body parts were still numb. Haku grinned as he crossed his legs and began to do what seemed to be meditating. 'Meditating' Sasuke thought curiously eyeing Haku. Sasuke sat up and turned around getting stabbed in the bum by a rogue needle. "Fudger" Sasuke cursed. Haku opened one eye and stared at Sasuke. Sasuke lay there with his bum in the air and one of Haku's needles sticking out in the air. 'Oops' Haku thought. "Unghhhhh", Sasuke groaned "My legs and most of my toes are asleep and now I have a needle sticking out my rump. Could this get any worse?" Orochimaru walked in to see Sasuke in agony. "Oh Sasuke-kun" Orochimaru cried running for his beloved Sasuke "want me to get it out?" Haku chuckled a bit inside at the shock and fear on Sasuke's face. Then it struck him, that's how he looked when his father tried to kill him.
On a whim Haku threw his needles so they pinned Orochimaru to the wall. He then grabbed Sasuke and carried him potato sack style over his shoulder out of the clinic. "What the hello" Sasuke screamed flailing his arms wildly. "Want me to paralyze those too", Haku asked. Sasuke stopped flailing but told Haku angry, unnecessary things nonstop in his ear. Haku had long ago tuned Sasuke out when he demanded "At least tell me where we're going!" Haku made a sharp left. Haku swiftly dropped Sasuke on the stomach. "What the fiddle sticks man? We past 18 restrooms already" Sasuke roared angrily. "We're being followed" Haku replied dragging Sasuke into the boy's resroom. "By who" Sasuke asked. "One pink haired girl and male with brown waist length hair" Haku replied heading off again holding Sasuke the piggy back way.
'Sakura and Neji, Haku won't go far with Neji on his trail' Sasuke thought. Neji suddenly appeared and blocked their path. "Sasuke! WTF! Skipping! WITHOUT ME TO HANG WITH THE NEW KID! YOUR SUCH AN **WHOLE! " Neji screamed. Sasuke would of knocked Neji's block off if his legs weren't still paralyzed and would of gave him more than his own two cents if Haku hadn't decided to press a pressure point on his neck locking his jaw. Sasuke sent death glares at Neji.
"Neji Leave Sasuke-kun alone", Sakura said panting, grinning proudly in between breaths for she finally found them. Neji crossed his arms and lifted his chin. Leaning against the wall Neji asked, more like demanded, "What's your name new kid?" "Haku", Haku replied without emotion, which Neji thought meant Haku was saying he doesn't fear him. "You seem to know Sasuke, take him to class", Haku said tossing Sasuke at Neji. Neji sidestepped making Sasuke fall to the ground and skid into a wall. "You idiot", Sakura screamed punching Neji into the wall. "Oh Sasuke-kun", Sakura whimpered at how defenseless Sasuke looked.
Haku then remembered the needle in Sasuke's rump. Haku casually walked past Sasuke and swiftly yanked the needle out of Sasuke's bum. Sasuke glared in pain then felt his legs awakening. Sasuke jumped up, knocking Sakura over, and ran after Haku, who had walked off after removing the needle from his rear end. Sasuke thought 'Ima tackle that guy down. Thinks he so hot… Naruto's hot. Really hot, I wish he-', Sasuke saw Haku. Sasuke ran after Haku trying to knock him down football tackle style only to run through the illusion into a wall. "You haven't learned" Haku said matter of factly before disappearing in a puff of smoke, as the bell rang.
"Got the goods" TenTen pleaded. She couldn't wait to get her hands on Naruto's ipod. "After school", Naruto answered switching out his books. "I need an up! Nature manipulation was such a drag" TenTen complained. "A drag", Naruto repeated shaking his head, "You're spending too much time with Shikamaru". "So", TenTen huffed, "How are you going to do it?" "Simple. Rock Lee will distract Gai-sensie. Menma will sweet-talk us into the news room. Then Sumaru will play the video on all in the school."Naruto replied as they walked into class. "Okay but the are all off after announcements." TenTen said slowly. "That my job" Naruto assured her taking a seat in the middle row. "So I'm not in it" TenTen whined. "I was waiting for you to ask." Naruto grinned.