I was in my Biology class (what a surprise!) and we were learning about animal development. It isn't the actual process of baby making, but how babies grow (kind of). But the fact that we were talking about sex (sea urchin sex at that) got my mind on my lovely 8th grade health class. Birthing videos, yum. So, of course, instead of paying attention, I began writing this out. And voila! The finished product! Please enjoy at the expense of Sasuke's discomfort! P.S. Itachi is 18 and Sasuke is 13.

(Speaking of which, they're all trying to kill him! I wanted to tear up! Sasuke! Just stop being a d-bag and look at what you have right in front of you! I hope Naruto gets to him first, beats the shit out of him, goes to kill him, and then just starts crying over Sasuke's mangeled body and confesses (his love) to Sasuke that he can't kill him, because they're best friends and is the only person that Naruto has ever really had (and then start to have raunchy, dirty, mind blowing sex). And then Sasuke becomes good and they skip into the sunset, Gai and Lee style. Minus the leotards.)

Pairing: Slight ItaSasu
Warnings: Baby making (in a sense). And a lovely smooch.
Rating: T
Disclaimer: Itachi, Sasuke, and Mikoto aren't mine. Duh.
Word Count: 1,000 (Heh heh, that's why I put Sasuke's name at he end...so I could make it exactly that. There was no other reason u Much love!)

Development

It was a sunny, breezy day in Konoha and Itachi was taking advantage of the weather. He was currently sitting on his house's front stairs, waiting for Sasuke to come back home from the academy.

Sighing as he brushed his hair from his face, Itachi spotted his otouto trudging down the road. Itachi sat up a bit straighter, noticing the slightly dazed look on Sasuke's face.

What's got Sasuke looking like that? mused Itachi, studying his younger brother's jerky movements.

As Sasuke stopped in front of Itachi it seemed like only then the boy came back to himself. Sasuke gazed at Itachi for a moment before, "Where is okaa-san?"

Itachi raised his delicate eyebrow at his otouto. The little brat didn't even say hi. "I believe she's in the garden. Why?"

Sasuke only nodded and made his way past his Aniki in search of his okaa-san. Watching his brother's retreating back, Itachi stood up and wiped his pants down; for the first time in his life, he was going to follow Sasuke. He was just as curious as a regular old cat.

Sasuke continued his march through the Uchiha household, set on his goal to find his mother. Itachi could only look on in amusement at the behavior exhibited by the young Uchiha. As the two brothers made their way onto the back porch, both could hear the lovely singing of their beautiful mother, drifting its way through the back garden that she so tediously worked on.

"Okaa-san! Okaa-san, I need to talk to you, please! It's important!" yelled Sasuke slightly as he picked his way carefully to the path laid out in the garden. Itachi trailed faithfully behind Sasuke, determined to find out why Sasuke was acting so strange.

Mikoto, the Lady Uchiha, popped her head above her current work, the wild roses, to take in her two babies making their way towards her. Mikoto could only let the corner of her mouth tip up at the sight she never thought she'd see: Itachi following Sasuke. "Hello my babies! Come here and let your okaa-san give you a kiss!" Mikoto scurried around the bushes and planted pecks upon both the boys' brows.

As soon as Mikoto went to pull back from the boys, Sasuke slipped his arms around her and pulled her into a tight hug. Slightly taken aback at Sasuke's antics, Mikoto patted her youngest son's head. "Sasuke-chan, what's the matter with you?"

Taking a deep breath, Sasuke pulled back to gaze at his mother. "I am so sorry for the pain Aniki and I put you through!" Mikoto only look amusedly bewildered and Itachi jerked his gaze from his brother to his mother.

What in the world is Sasuke on about? What did we do?

"What are you talking about otouto?" inquired Itachi confusedly, another first for him when it came to Sasuke. Sasuke gave another small squeeze to his mother before backing away.

Turning his gaze to his Aniki, Sasuke replied, "Do you have any idea what okaa-san had to go through to give birth to us!? It's the worse torture I could ever imagine! No! It's worse than torture! I'd rather be dead! And she did it not just once, but twice!"

Itachi could only gaze at the hysterical Sasuke, dumbfounded. His brother was all worked up over that? Admittedly, Itachi was willing to admit only to himself that Sasuke had probably taken the birthing video better than he did, but Itachi was only seven. He hadn't been able to stop staring at his mother, trying to figure out how someone as petite as her had, well, pushed out someone like him. His mother had always told him that he hadn't been the smallest of babies either. A "healthy, bouncing baby boy" his mother often said.

Mikoto, on the other hand, let out a laugh, one that never failed to remind the two boys of thousands of tinkling bells. "Oh, Sasuke, there's no need to say sorry. I got two of the greatest boys ever! And all for what? A couple months of discomfort, that was more on your father's part than anything, and a few minutes (hours!) of pain?" Mikoto reached out and tugged both of her children to her, giving them a fierce mother-bear hug. Pushing the two down the path once more, she called after them, "Now go on you two! Go cause trouble elsewhere."

Itachi and Sasuke both turned and gave a respectful bow towards the matron of the Uchiha clan before dashing off down the path in a mini foot race back to the house. Snatching the back of his brother's shirt, Sasuke managed to tug back the eighteen-years-old Itachi and duck into the kitchen first, successfully winning the race. "Cheating otouto, how lowly," sniffed Itachi as he pulled open the fridge and pulled out two apples.

Sasuke danced his way around the kitchen to pluck the apple from his Aniki's hands and shimmy his way out back out to the garden. "A ninja uses all means possible to complete his mission. And thanks for the apple Aniki; I'm going to the koi pond."

Itachi's hand flashed out and wrapped around his otouto's upper arm, pulling him back for a moment. Placing a quick kiss to Sasuke's lips, Itachi smirked, "I'll join you by the pond in a moment. Save me a spot."

Slipping free from his brother's grasp, Sasuke backed out of the kitchen, waggling his eyebrows at his brother. Laughing, Sasuke replied, "Always Aniki!" before dancing away down the porch.

Itachi only shook his head at his brother. Only he would get squeamish over a birthing video, but then think nothing of his elder brother giving him a kiss. Itachi snatched a water bottle that would undoubtedly be shared by the two brothers and slipped out of the door, sliding it shut behind him. Itachi hummed a small tune as he glided his way towards his lovely brother in an even lovelier and more secluded spot.

Sasuke…