OM NOM CHUR SOUL! IMA BACK WITH A CHAPPTAH TWOOOO! Ima happy with the reviews…happy fluffy cupcake goes to Kaharri, iceshadow4 and DarkJuliet! Im glad you liked it! And Kaharri, one of my best buddies, forced me to update, so go thank her.

Disclaimer: I DON'T OWNZ DEATHNOTE! I own Mel and Koneko's SOULS! They are mine forever.

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CHAPTER TWO:

Ginger bread houses

"MEL! GET ME SOME POTATO CHIPS!"

"…AND EAT THEM!"

"Fluffy unicorns with a jealous dolphin boyfriend OF COARSE!" Mel scurried back with an empty bowl. I sighed, hitting her across the head with the porcelain.

"I meant, for ME to eat…" I seethed.

"Should have ordered that more clearly then, shouldn't ya!" She giggled, jumping away from my fists trying to connect to her face.

"WHEN I CATCH YOU, IMA GOING TO TEAR OFF YOUR FACE!"

"Well for one, you don't have a face!"

"SENSE! YOU MAKE NONE!"

"That's one of my divine qualities!" She smirked, forgetting about me chasing her. I swung my leg towards her face and was…BLOCKED! GAH! L's arm was between my leg and Mel's purple goody-two-shoes head!

"Hello L!" I waved enthusiastically. "SHE EATED MY CHIPS!" I pointed accusingly at Mel.

"Did you?" He asked Mel. She nodded smugly. "Then it's only fair that she kick you in the face for stealing her noms." He let my leg go. "Carry on." We watched him walk away before I remembered Mel…I smirked menacingly.

-Thwack!-

"WHY!"

"You heard him! YOU STOLE MY NOMS!"

"They were pretty good, too." She smiled.

"Hey! I've got an idea! Why don't we kill Light!"

"Yeah! That son of a bitch has to DIE before he kills L!" Mel shouted, grabbing at the Deathnote at the same time as me.

"I want to write his name down!"

"Noooo! I wanna!" I grabbed at the pen, Mel bit my hand making me drop it. "We'll both write his name down."

"Okay then."

"I call writing Yagami. Hehehehe, imagay…Silly Manga writer!"

"Fine." She huffed, scribbling 'Light' down as fast as her tiny hands could write. I wrote my part, then wrote 'dies on toilet from burst heart artery'. I laughed, it was the same way Elvis died, but it's no less embarrassing.

OH MY GAWD! TIME HAS PASSED!

"L! WHERE IS MY POCKY!" I screamed at him.

"Uh…." He trailed off, holding one of my pocky containers.

"POCKY STEALER! You shall pay!" I shouted, trying to kick him in the face.

"How'd you get in my house!"

"I ate it." (His door was made out of fruit roll ups!)

"Ah. Get out."

"Not until you repay my noms."

"…No."

"Evil petting zoo! Give me noms or I will get them!" I clapped a pair of tongs (That came out of nowhere) together menacingly.

"…I'll take you to the store tomorrow."

"Well, how about you give me that cake and I'll call it even." I said, pointing to said cake in his hands.

"…This is my cake…" He whined.

"THE CAKE IS A LIE!" I screamed, taking the cake from his hands and bailing. He caught me with ease, punching me square in the face.

"My cake never lies to me." He smiled, taking a bite. Giving up on the cake, I sniffed around. His walls smelled like….Ginger bread.

"I NOM CHUR HOUSE!" I yelled, taking a bite of his wall. It was sadly made of wood.

"What are you doing?"

"…Breaking my teeth on your indissoluble walls." I growled.

"Care to tell why?"

"Because I thought they smelled like ginger bread."

"That's my wood polish." He said, holding up a bottle of Lysol, Christmas edition.

"That is amazing." I smiled widely, reaching for the can.

"Yes, it is also mine." He glared.

"B-but you owe me." I pouted.

"Yes but I had to special order these online!"

"DITTO! Where did you think I got coffee flavored pocky! THEY DON'T SEEM TO HAVE IT AT WAL-MART!" I shouted, taking the can and storming out.

"Now we're even." He said from in front of me.

"How the hell did you do that?"

"Do what?"

"You were in there and now you're here!" I said making frantic pointing hand motions.

"…Secret passageway."

"…..Why would you have a secret passageway?"

"Same reason I have Gingerbread scented walls. Because it's cool!" He smirked, pointing out the edible door for me to leave.

"Best five minutes EVER!" I shouted, running home to show Mel my new wall cleaner.