okay so i made this chapter funny before we get back to Joey and Melina
i own nothing i may mention in the story
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"Rey do you know any motel that Joey would go to?"
"the single star motel?" Rey suggested
"and where is that at?"
"I don't know" Rey said scratching his head "oh I remember it's one block down from the, the…um…Johnson hotel"
"the Johnson hotel?" John said "oh the hotel me and Melina are supposed to be staying for the next 2 days"
"yeah that one homie" Rey clapped "do you need a ride?"
"yeah sure…I don't know where it's at"
Rey and John got in Rey's car and they drove to the Single Star motel while Rey was singing along with the song
"do do doo do do do doooo…oh yeah mm"
"are you kidding me?"
"I change my answering machine now that I'm alone and now since it's no me we now that I'm alone and since I don't hear your voice anymore"
"man you don't even know the words" John did a face palm and sliding down in the seat
"I'm so sick of love songs"
"dude" John stopped him "aren't you married?"
"yeah…but I like this song"
"I thought you like rock?" John asked
"hey I can't have a sensitive side?" Rey complained
John sighed "I guess"
Rey started singing again
"but seriously you don't know the words" John said
"I don't care" Rey said in a high pitched voice on the word 'care'
As Rey drove and John pulling out his I-pod and listening to his classic rock from his favorite band The doors. As Rey made a sudden stop and John looked up to see that he was at burger king
"can I get a plan double cheeseburger, a large fry and a cookie dough pie"
"dude we're supposed to be finding Melina and the single star motel"
"I know, I know but I can't drive on a empty stomach…you want anything?" Rey asked
"um…the same thing" John said, he was getting a little hungry too
"make that two please" Rey said
"that will be $10.16" the employee said
Rey drove to the second window to get their food and he paid
"hey, hey ,hey…the bigger bag is mine" Rey said
"both of the bags is big" John said holding up both bags
"well it doesn't matter we got the same thing"
"when we get done no more stops okay…we need to find Melina before Joey hurt her"
"I got it" Rey said as he began eating and with John and when they was done this happened.
"uh oh" Rey said holding his stomach
"uh oh?" John mocked "what do you mean uh oh?"
"that went straight through me" Rey said as he started farting in the car as John was holding his nose and rolling down the window
"it smell like 3 puppies, 2 kittens and 1 skunk done grew in you and died" John said still holding his nose
"I got to use the bathroom before I get a brown spot on the back of my pants" Rey said getting out of the car and running in burger king using the bathroom as John stayed in the car still eating his pie
"it's a good thing my farts don't stink" John said
A couple of minutes later Rey came back out and got in the car
"what took you so long?" John asked
"I had diarrhea sorry…I had a whole lot of food today" Rey said starting up the car
"you had an upset stomach and diarrhea" John joked
"shut up"
"it was just a little joke now come on"
"yes, let me help me buddy out" Rey said "to the single star motel"
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