Notes: i'm gonna do some stuff in hueco mundo. So be ready... lol. ARRANCAR DRAMA! You will laugh, you will cry, Szayel will learn to feel, Nnoitra will be exposed for a douchebag, stark will find romance while he recovers, Gin will get sexxors that turns Szayel on, Bean will get a new hand.

The chapter starts before Stark's rebirthing of Lilinette, by a matter of hours.


Szayel had been rather... unhinged. The Espada of Insanity found himself unnerved for once.

As pregnancy took hold, his love for Zephly deepened. But he felt strange. Blank, empty, he was used to not giving a damn. Emotion was weakness! His heart, such as he had, was in conflict. But what else was new? He was the Espada of Insanity, and so a certain amount of it was expected of him.

Gin had awoken and left the infirmary an hour ago, so Szayel was incredibly surprised to hear his screams of pleasure coming from his storeroom.


Aizen was surprised at the speed with which Gin developed the fever symptoms. They didn't even make it back to their quarters, had been forced to have sex in a random storeroom.

Gin was bent over a stack of crates, naked as the day he was born, /begging/ for Aizen to fuck him. Aizen knew that Gin was either bleeding or near it, he'd come four times, and he still wanted more.

Aizen was very close to sexually losing control, something he'd prided himself on. He sucked on the skin of Gin's shoulder.

Gin, like stark and nnoitra before him, had become a sexual beast. And he /loved/ it. Aizen's seed was spreading through his womb and it drove him wild. The man's cock was enormous. And this normally thrilled Gin, but now it threw him into a frenzy. His body was milking every drop of semen it could suck from his lover's erection.

"SOUSSSUUUKEEEE!" Gin yammered. "oh god SOUUUUSUUUUKEEEE! Harder, more! Fuck me, knock me up oh please Sousuuuuukeeeeee... I want a baby so bad!" He was whining and begging whorishly, attempting to throw his koibito into a frenzy. Well, some of it wasn't even deliberate. But he knew what Aizen liked, even fever driven.

Aizen hissed, whispering in his ear. "I don't want to bruise you, shit Gin your body is so... /hot./" Aizen was in heaven. He felt centuries younger. Gin's body was twice as hot as it normally was. The heat was maddening.

Aizen knew that when he became unhinged, it was never good. He'd perfected control of his super powerful reiatsu and zanpakuto over centuries of practice, kept it secret by an unnatural gift for concealment. He didn't cope well with losing control!

"oh gin... gin my beautiful Gin... GIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN!" Aizen screamed as he came, filling his lover for the fifth time.

Gin had stopped begging, was he done? Was that it?

"Sou-" yawn "suke... I'm tired, can you carry me to our room? And do it with me naked in your arms. I want to traumatize the underlings."

Aizen laughed, then turned.

Szayel was in the doorway, with a tent in his robes, jaw on the floor, eyes /huge./

"oh hello Szayel, did you enjoy the show?" Aizen asked, turning in such a way as to show off his well muscled chest.

Szayel disappeared.

Gin laughed, then suddenly he fell asleep in Aizen's arms, before they'd even seperated.

Aizen wrapped Gin up in his robes and flash stepped to their room so fast, no more underlings had to suffer nosebleeds. But Kamrin squealed in surprise when two half naked bosses flash stepped past her. "Bow chicka wow wow. Go get it bossman!"

Zephly had been doing a workup on the lineage of known pregnancies that had appeared. But he was missing quite a bit and was so absorbed in his work he didn't see it coming.

Then Szayel tackled him, kissing him on the floor of his office. "hello."

"G... g... gin... and aizen..."

"huh?"

"fucking in my storeroom."

"oh my. They didn't even make it to the bed. Thats passion." Zephly kissed Szayel tenderly. "And you have a little problem as a result. How cute." Zephly purred. "Do you want me to take care of it?"

"oh my god yes." Szayel groaned. "I've been feeling more... sexy... lately." Zephly's hands spread to his stomach. "Zeph, oh my god zeph..." As soon as he was touched there, Szayel felt shocks of pleasure go up his body. Szayel blushed as Zephly removed his robes and kissed at his stomach. "I don't get it, shouldn't I be bigger?"

"you wouldn't have as much of a belly as a shinigami would. Probably wouldn't show much till the very end, why, would you want to be walking around the forteleza too fat to fight?"

"guess not." Szayel blushed, then moaned in pleasure as Zephly sucked his cock into his mouth. Szayel groaned, "zephly... my Zephly..." He groaned.

"OYE!"

Both men jumped up, Szayel grabbing for his clothes. It was Tesla, the man had a black eye, and crying. Then he saw what they were doing and blushed hugely. He turned around so that Szayel could change. "s... sorry..."

"Nnoitra being a bitch again?"

"He's completely /unreasonable!/" Tesla wailed. "I mean look at me!" he pulled open his shirt and Zephly could see the numerous bruises on his chest. "I managed to protect my stomach. But every time I try to get near him he won't even touch me unless its to try and fight me off!" Tesla wailed. "I need him now! My whole body screams for him! a... and he just... freaks out!"

"Alright Tesla let me just..." Zephly reached out, carefully healing Tesla's bruises before checking his womb. "Everything's alright, including the baby. I'm surprised you didn't get passed around more, you're pretty. I'd think the men would have..."

"Nnoitra was the only one I..." Tesla blushed. "the only one I wanted."

"thats good." Zephly sighs. "at least someone kept their head."

"But what are you going to do?"

"you leave that to me. I'm gonna summon Nnoitra for a physical. The man acted like a whore I refuse to believe he didn't get pregnant. Especially when I saw yammy haul him into a closet." Zephly growled. "and there ain't no way he can avoid getting topped by the cero, Yammy's too large and Nnoitra's too slender and girly. The man would snap him like a twig."

"DONT GO YET!" Tesla cried. "I need someone! I just need... come company..." he drooped.

So Zephly spent the next hour comforting Tesla's bout of hormones, and then the thing with stark happened.

And so by the time he got Nnoitra to come in, Stark was awake on the medical bed, cradling the sleeping infant Lilinette. His body was emaciated, and Szayel had gone out to catch a Gillian to use for food.

"What the hell happened to you?" Nnoitra demanded. "Lilinette! You're back!" He exclaimed. The baby Lilinette opened one eye, and gave Nnoitra a raspberry, before going back to sleep.

"The method by which I give birth is /different./" Stark replied, yawning.

"Szayel has gone Gillian Hunting to fatten Stark back up again. He's lost at least ten percent of his body weight. Though I've asked him to get a few of them." Zephly added. "HERE." He pressed a bottle of pills into Nnoitra's hand.

"Whats that for?"

"They're pills to make you /very/ happy. I think you're suffering from some kind of anxiety disorder over the Fever Virus."

"THEYRE GONNA EAT ME!" Nnoitra freaked out.

"no, they aren't." Zephly sighed, taking an injection and shoving it into Nnoitra's neck. "But Tesla right now /needs/ your support. Your /emotional/ support. He needs your /help!/" Zephly told him. "He's heart broken. You're the only one he wants. And I don't mean as in /food./"

Nnoitra hissed, flinching as he was injected. "What the hell do you..."

The reaction Nnoitra felt was near instant. He'd been terrified, nonstop. Of being eaten. Beyond the normal hollow or arrancar fear of it. And suddenly he felt that ease. He looked down at the bottle in his hands, and slowly pocketed it.

"Now listen, you get someone pregnant its supposed to be a bonding experience. Its a life changing event. Make Tesla your one and only. And if you can't stick to just one, thats fine, tell him that."

Nnoitra blinked. "I..."

"Nnoitra, you're going to be a father many times over, you should rejoice. But while I've got you." Zephly took a blood sample, again from Nnoitra's neck.

"Quit that will you?" he demanded, swatting at it.

"You won't let me touch you, I have to do a pregnancy exam. With anxiety like that, I have to make sure its not hormonal."

"I am /not/." Nnoitra blushed. "Pregnant!"

Zephly ignored him, running the blood test anyway. "hmmm..."

"Am I?" Nnoitra flushed.

"I did see you drag Yammy off." he frowns. "However, I determined Yammy was sterile. He was taking some kind of supplement that rendered him that way. But from what I heard, you were a bit of a whore."

"you didn't answer my /question./" Nnoitra hissed. "Hell, I don't even remember most of the men I had sex with. I just went... crazy! god I'm /still/ crazy!"

Zephly paused, holding up the test. "yes." He replied. "I have to examine you."

"NO!" Nnoitra replied. "get /away/ from me! This is /your/ fault!" Nnoitra began to show signs of /more/ panic. "YOU'RE THE ONE WHO DID THIS TO ME! NO WAY IN HELL I'M LETTING YOU TOUCH ME! GET AWAY!" He screamed at Zephly. "YOU HEAR ME! YOU AREN'T LAYING A HAND ON ME YOU FREAK!"

"it doesn't have to be today, but you could end up hurting yourself or the child." Zephly sighed, seriously wishing Arisu or Warren were here, they were always better at calming patients that were giving him a headache.

"But I don't want to end up looking like /him!/" Nnoitra thrust a finger hysterically at Stark.

"Stark's anatomy is unusual, and his condition is the result."

Szayel came in then, covered in blood, but dragging a wheelbarrow of some kind of large, pink energy ball. "Zephly love, I brought lunch."

Nnoitra flinched, but to his credit, and that of the anti anxiety medicine Zephly had given him, he didn't scream and run. "nnoitra, come have a meal with us, I caught some yummy Gillians." Szayel licked his lips, but handed Stark one before taking one for himself.

Nnoitra sneered, then grabbed one and took a seat against the wall, grabbed the results of his pregnancy test as Zephly had done a print out of the blood test, careful to keep everyone in the room in sight. He started eating, taking his time.

Zephly took one for himself. "Aaah, Tesla!" Tesla had crashed in Zephly and Szayel's quarters after his outburst, only coming out to gush over Lilinette's return. "Come eat with us, Szayel caught some gillians for our lunch."

"Yum." Tesla paused. "nnoitra? Are you alright?"

"leave me alone." Nnoitra hissed.

Tesla's eyes filled with tears again. "FINE!" He snatched his share of the Gillian balls Szayel had made and sat near Stark. "she's adorable Stark. You'll make such a great father, unlike /someone/ I know."

"I would SO!" Nnoitra was on the verge of throwing a tantrum.

"You don't even care that I'm pregnant!" Tesla cried. "You bedded all those different men, and you don't care that /any/ of them are having your /babies!/" He yelled.

Nnoitra did something surprising. He got up, walked over to Tesla and kissed him. "Tesla, you are... beautiful. But you have absolutely no idea whats going through my head right now. I'm lost, hurt, and confused and until about ten minutes ago I was terrified of my own shadow." He wrapped his arms around Tesla. And the fraccion dropped his meal, the half finished energy ball rolling a foot or two away. "Please, just because I act mean doesn't mean I'm not scared, and it doesn't mean I don't care." he said quietly. "Just... give me some time Tesla. Thats all I need, time." He sighed, handing Tesla the test results silently and going back to his seat.

Tesla blinked, looking down at the paper Nnoitra had just shoved into his hand. "b... but this says..."

Nnoitra refused to look Tesla in the eye. His entire being, despite being outwardly calmer, was terrified. He closed his one eye, focusing his pesquisa inwards. That's when he started to shake. He felt it, the baby, there was only one, thankfully, that meant he had only bottomed for one person, but he couldn't remember who it was! "Z... Zephly... you wanted to examine me, do it tomorrow okay? I... just need some time." He got up, "I... I was just so out of my mind with lust... I can't even remember most of the partners I took except Tesla."

"Its okay... I made that virus to bring subconscious feelings forwards. Maybe subconsciously you're just very sexually driven. And maybe afterwards, your own insecurities came to the surface in response to what you'd done."

Nnoitra finished his meal, and got up again, pulling Tesla into his arms. "Come sit with me..." He said quietly, not really hearing Zephly. He pulled Tesla back to where he'd been sitting, pulling his fraccion into his lap and looping arms around his waist.

Tesla blushed, turning around in Nnoitra's arms so he was straddling his hips, resting his head on his chest. This is as close as I can come to saying I'm sorry Tesla. My own body feels strange and alien to me, and Zephly's right, I act like a big bully, but inside I'm just so scared. What right do they have to do this to my body, and say that I'll still be alright.

Nnoitra relaxed with Tesla in his arms. My body is... relaxing... around him. What the hell...? I've been terrified of everyone else!

He sighed, finishing his share of the gillian balls and hoisting Tesla up over his shoulder. "We're gonna have this talk in private."

Tesla blushed as he was carried away. "nn... Nnoitra-sama..."

"Look, drop the -sama now." Nnoitra said as they left.

Stark managed to get up the strength to put Lillinette in the crib Zephly provided. "sleep Lilinette." As the infirmary cleared out and he finished his meal, he felt much stronger. "Thanks, that Gillian restored some of my strength."

"Then you'll be eating a few of them a day, I'll watch Lilinette while you and Szayel feed." Zephly purred. "But Szayel and I wanted to talk to you. Why don't you join us?"

Zephly and Szayel came in from either side, each wrapping their arms against the emaciated arrancar, each burying their faces in a shoulder.

"J... join you? I'm not comprehending..."

"its very simple Stark. You always hated being alone, you and Lilinette don't have to be anymore. Make our couple a threesome, we'll consider her to be our daughter as much as she is yours, and take you as our lover."

Stark blinked, "on one condition."

"Hmm?"

"I want to get pregnant again, and experience the entire thing properly." Stark gulped hopefully. With Lilinette around, he wanted children.

"To do that, we have to get your body weight up and make sure that mentally you're prepared. You lost a large amount of your bodymass. That has to be done by feeding you as many hollows as you can get your hands on. Just like when you were an adjuchas trying to evolve. Only the stakes aren't as high." Zephly's glance at Szayel

"To spawn lilinette you had to detach some of the souls from your body. If you do not replenish those and you attempt to get pregnant, you will die. The baby forms by taking some of the souls you ate as a hollow from your body and rebirthing them as an arrancar. And it won't be an instant process getting pregnant either. Not like it was with the initial fever. I think we can have you back on your feet in about a week. For now, take a rest. If you must get exercise, go to the world of the living and eat hollows. Not a single human soul, those will only complicate the process. Just hollows."

"Alright." Stark groaned, turning to kiss each in turn. The thought of finally, /officially/ having someone, not only that someone who could help him raise Lilinette properly, was a bigger turn on than any other possible sexual advance. "shit... I'm really... enjoying this."

Zephly set a baby monitor next to Lilinette's crib, and scooped up stark, throwing him over his shoulder. "Then lets get busy aye? I doubt you'll get pregnant /immediately/ after giving birth with your body in the shape its in. And even if you do, we'll have you right as rain by the time it does." (1)

"Good." Stark purred. Szayel followed them inside.

The instant the trio entered Zephly's private quarters, Stark started to purr, hauling Szayel down into his arms while Zephly pulled Stark into his lap from behind.

"heh, got an idea. Zephy, you take Stark, and I'll just... make myself comfortable on his cock hmmm?" Stark felt his cock throb in response to the thought.

"Sounds like fun." Zephly looked over at Stark. "I think... its time we... showed you what its like not to ever be alone." He started kissing his way along Stark's shoulders, removing his clothing, and his own clothing, piece by piece and kissing as much as he can reach. Stark moaned, wriggling in his grip, but relaxing when he felt Zephly press two slickened fingers into his entry and began to stretch the muscles.

Szayel grinned, making a show of stripping and prepping himself for Stark, and the primera just couldn't look away, eyes smouldering with desire. Once he was all ready to go, Szayel began to do a variation of a strip tease in Stark/Zephly's combined laps.

"oh wow, are you... always like this?" Stark was somewhat surprised at Szayel's sexual prowess.

"Szayel has quite a few sexual proclivities he keeps private Stark." Zephly purred, leaning back with one arm around Stark's waist. "But this isn't a time for a show."

He lifted Stark's frame, fearfully light to him, into his lap. With a little bit of arranging, all three men were prepped, and Stark was carefully lifted onto Zephly's erect member. Zephly was sucking on a sensitive spot on Stark's neck, trying to distract his fellow Espada from the pain.

Stark groaned, his body had always been hyper sensitive to touch, and Zephly, while not as enormous as some arrancar males, was substantial enough to be quite satisfying. And the hands gripping his waist were sending pleasure shocks through his stomach. He moaned and writhed in Zephly's grip. Somewhere in there he noticed that Szayel was staring at him intently, like an animal about to pounce on prey. "Oh my god... Z... Z... Zephly..." Stark moaned, as Zephly completely hilted himself inside of him.

Szayel made sure that Stark had a very good view of his ass as he slowly, agonizingly descended onto Stark's cock. Stark's eyes widened and he felt those two dark eyes watching every movement. All three of them were well endowed men, and Szayel felt Stark's hitched intake of breath. "so tight..."

"So large." Szayel purred. "oooooooooooooh..." He groaned, hilting Stark quickly. "Oooohh... Zephly hurry up... I want... oooooooh..."

Zephly began to thrust upwards, lifting stark up and down on his cock. Szayel followed suit, able to move himself as he didn't want Stark to strain himself after being hurt. It didn't take long for all three to build up a rhythm and then Stark to shift his angle so that Zephly was pounding his prostate.

Szayel took it a bit more slowly, but having had his share of threesomes, he was a bit more experienced than poor Stark. Stark moaned, writhed, and the sounds he made, almost feminine whines and groans just threw Zephly and Szayel into a frenzy.

Stark's world dissolved into one of pleasure, and he could hardly believe the noises coming out of his mouth were his. The pleasure was building up in his gut, coiling up inside of him like a spring. Szayel's body, for all his sexual exploits, was so tight it was maddening. His frame, his hips were so girly. It was incredibly /hot./

And then he screamed, coming hard, his orgasm rocking his body. He felt Zephly spill into him felt Szayel moaning and watched as he dipped his hand down to get some of his cum onto his fingers. Stark blinked, only to find the same two fingers shoved into his mouth.

Stark moaned, his tongue lavishing the digits before sucking on them, a soft growl came from his lips. "oh god Stark... if you keep doing that I'm going to need to do this again."

"Then we'd better stretch our legs." Zephly carefully pried himself loose. "Come on boys. We still have to fix Bean's hand."


Meanwhile, two new figures kneeled before Aizen, who had managed to pry himself loose from Gin long enough to get some work done.

"Arisu Kitty, Pythias Warren, welcome to los Noches. I am giving you the ranks that once belonged to traitors Grimmjow Jaegerjaques and Ulquiorra Schiffer. Espada Sexta Pythias Warren, Espada Cuerta Arisu Kitty, rise."

They stood. "Pythias Warren, I am giving you a job, secure passage from los Noches to Soul society, keep passage between the two worlds a possibility but do not reveal it to the shinigami. To prove your daring, I am asking you to use your unique abilities, to torment young Ichigo Kurosaki."

"of course sir."


1. Human women typically cannot get pregnant I think its... 3 months after giving birth.