As the huge round circle that the sun was started its descent into na oceanic plunge, it shone orange reflexes on both Kiba and Naruto's faces.
- Kiba? Nhh, I fell asleep. What time is it? – asked Naruto, his face half-buried in the sand.
- It's around seven…and why are your hands around my waist? – inquired Kiba.
- Oh, I just prefer sleeping hugging you like a cute teddy bear.
- Awwh. It's okay then, I guess. Want to go get a drink over there? – said Kiba, pointing at a small wooden shack, which apparently sold beer.
- Why not? A beer would be nice…
- Yeah, I thought so too.
They bought the beer and started drinking it, tossing the bottle caps onto the sand.
- So Kiba. Those clan paintings on your face, what's that all about?
- It's some kind of tradition. To be honest I don't understand it but tehy look cute don't they?
- Yeah…
- They're like tattoos…can't take them off, but I don't want to either.
- It's a weird tradition, don't you think?
- Well, it makes us unique, at least!
- Yeah. Unique, and mine.
- Hahaha! Of course I'm yours Naru-chan.
- Do me a favour. When we get to your home, take those photos of Shino and Shikamaru off the walls, will you?
- Geez fine, just enjoy the sunset.
*Walking back home*
- So Naruto, are you a virgin? – muttered Kiba.
- No…I've had sex with Sakura. – replied the blonde-haired boy.
- Oh, I don't mean it that way. I mean it in a gay way. Because in a straight way, I've fucked Hinata too, before.
- Oh! Yeah, I am. You're probably na expert at it thought, aren't you?
- Nope. I'm just as virgin as you are.
- I could've sworn you weren't…Well, that's just even better for me, isn't it? But you look so confident, I swear you seem like you're not a virgin.
- It's because I love you, dummy.
- Thanks…
- Look, what about we have dinner at my parents' tomorrow?
- Ehh, isn't your mom the creepy homophobic kind?
- You'll be okay.
- She doesn't even know you're gay. And she doesn't like me since i'm the Kyuubi's host. Now imagine what she'd be like if you told her you are my gay boyfriend…
- Ehhhh, I'll protect you. I just think she won0t do anything, okay?
- I'll just have to trust your instinct, won't I, dog-breath?
- Yeah, right. She'll probably end up accepting our relationship, and then my sister Hana will ask her usual witty question, «so, when are you two doing it?»
- Woow. A pervy sister. Cool!
- Way cooler than you think. Hana's the best. She really is…
- Oh and Kiba, actually, when ARE we doing it?
- I don't know…are you that comfortable with me? We've only been dating for a day.
- I don't care…I love you. What about we do it…in three days' time?
- Geez, you're scheduling it?...Fine, note it down on your notebook, man…
- Hmm! Great! So, in three days' time it shall be!
- Geez, you just sounded like Lee.
- Oh, right. Well, it's okay, ehh, let's go get dinner.
- Ramen?
- Yeah, why not…of course I want ramen!
*ring*
- Hi, Kiba? – asked Shikamaru.
- Oh, hey Shikamaru. What's up? – answered Kiba.
- My bachelor party is tomorrow. Can you two come?
- Oh! So…tell me tomorrow when and where okay?
- Yeah, sure thing Kiba. Bye mate.
- See ya.
- What was that? – asked Naruto.