Vongola's Daughter
Summary: After returning back to their time Tsunayoshi gets an unexpected surprise, a girl that looks eerily similar to Hibari appears and she's from the future! 1827
Chapter 2: Bedroom secrets?
Normal P.O.V.
Tsuna stared out of horror in the state of his room was in, why oh why did Hibari have to trash it?! Hibari was about to kill the little girl since he was seriously pissed off at what she was saying.
But luckily (Or unluckily for Gokudera) Tsuna's self-proclaimed right hand man got in the way. Tsuna had grabbed the girl before all hell had broken loose!
He could all but cry at the sight of everything, but no matter how many times the room went back to normal thanks to Reborn who had the money and connections. Thanks to Dino who had tied down the carnivore with his whip and Yamamoto calming the storm guardian which was a surprise in itself. With a sigh of relief Tsuna and the others turned to the little girl that was comfortably in Tsuna's arms.
"Excuse me, but can I ask what your name is?" Tsuna asked politely as the little chibi girl looked up at him. Now that he had gotten a good look at her, she looked a bit like Hibari. She has short black unruly yet stylish hair that was done into a pair of two pigtails.
She also had the largest brown eyes that you have ever seen! She was wearing a white sundress with a little string tied around her neck with a small bell that made a twinkling sound every time she moved and she was also barefoot. But the most weird thing about her was that she was the size of Reborn, maybe even smaller. She looked like a very cute baby doll.
Dia's P.O.V.
I looked up at the younger looking mama, he looked really scrawny and not as how Muku said it feminine I think? I flashed a toothy smile up at scrawny weak mama.
"My names Diamante Hibari Sawada but you can call me Dia! 6 years old and counting!" I said with joy and slight confusion, should mama know my name? He was the one who gave me the name. Maybe mama is being Dame again like Reborn said. I pulled up my small hands and softly touched weak mama's face.
"What type of game is this mama? Is this a game where you act like the Dame Tsuna you were before becoming the Decimo of the Vongola mafia? Reborn-san said that you were a total hopeless moron with the brain the size of a walnut!" I reminisced what Reborn-san told me once before, I looked up excitedly to see if I was right, but the only thing I saw was glum look from young mama.
Normal P.O.V.
So the little chibi girl thought of him as Dame Tsuna too? Blinking out of shock, her name was Diamante, a very pretty name. and her last names were Hibari and Sawada. WHAT THE HELL?! "D-did you say Hibari Sawada?" Tsuna asked afraid if his ears were working. Getting a happy nod from the girl, Tsunayoshi smiled sardonically towards the girl.
"So your saying that I'm married to Hibari-san and your our adopted child?" he asked once more only to get a thoughtful no. Not realizing getting sighs of relief around the room, Tsuna thought he was going to faint there. "Mama said I wasn't adopted, Reborn-san said that 'moronic dame Tsuna got himself pregnant when he's a guy. Hibari could have just at least used a condom…' At least that's what Reborn-san said."
Tsuna could feel he was going faint, "Ne, momma, what's a condom?" Dia asked innocently only getting a fluster look from Tsuna. "Um, well, uh…" Luckily Nana had walked in at that time. "Tsu-kun, you've got visitors." Nana said before blinking at the chibi in Tsuna's arms obvious of everything else.
"Aw! KAWAII!!" She squealed picking up the chibi girl from Tsuna's hands. "What's your name?" She asked getting a shy blush from Dia.
"Ne, I'm Dia, your pretty, you look a lot like older mama! Are you mama's unknown little sister?" Dia had asked out of curiosity. "But you look like grandma too, but granny looks too young to be a granny. Ne, are you granny pretty lady?" Dia asked with her innocent stare, she had appeared to like saying the word "Ne" a lot.
I suppose it was similar to Tsuna's trademark squeal and Hibari's catchprhase. Nana blushed at the compliment of being called young. "Aw! You are so sweet, would you like some cake?" Dia beamed at that. "CAKE!! I WANT CAKE--" the little chibi stopped at the mid of her rant.
Dia's P.O.V.
Cake? That reminds me of Lambo-chan who was suppose to bring sweets. Where was Reborn-san and Lambo-chan? Where am I exactly, why doesn't mama and papa remember me? I did notice until that last minute that wet stuff was falling down from my eyes. It's that same wet stuff that I see on TV when someone does have that wet stuff when they are sad.
"Hic…Lambo-chan, Reborn-san…" I don't want to be here, no one knows who I am. I want to go home!
"WAAAHHH! I WANT TO GO HOME!! MAMA AND PAPA DON'T REMEMBER ME!!" I'm scared, I don't want to be alone. I don't want people to forget about me. That's when I heard a loud explosion. People were coughing at the unexpected smoke, did Goku-Nii drop his bomb candles again?
"SHIT!! Damn it, you stupid baseball freak!" A familiar voice said through the smoke, my eyes adjusted to see two older men that looked like… "Goku-Nii? Katana-chan?" I asked. Goku-nii looked up at me, I could see those big teary wet stuff falling down his face like a waterfall. "HIME-SAMA!!" That's when Goku-Nii glomped me. "We missed you so much! I can't believe that stupid fucking cow had did that!"
"Ha-ha! Hayato, it wasn't all Lambo-san's fault. Giannini had to go and "fix" the bazooka. Boy, did Giannini get an earfull from Tsuna I seriously thought Hibari was going to kill him for a second there!" Katana-chan said as he said all cheerfully like he always was. With a blink of confusion I looked up at Goku-Nii.
"Ne, Goku-Nii, what's "shit" and "fucking"?" I asked getting a shocked look from the octopus haired Goku-Nii. Katana-chan stopped laughing which weirded me out. Why do they always act weird when I repeat what they say? "Oh! Goku-Nii why does papa lick mama's thingy?" I asked since Goku-Nii was the only person I could ask right now.
I really don't understand it, why does mama make such weird noises when papa licks such weird places? And mama seems to both enjoy it and seem to be annoyed with it.
"Ne, does Katana-chan lick your thingy too, Goku-Nii?" I really wanted to know what was so interesting about licking peoples thingy's, was it really enjoyable? Seems really strange to me.
Normal P.O.V.
TYL-Gokudera stared flabbergasted at his precious Hime-sama. HOW DID SHE KNOW!! "Ha-ha! Well I guess you could say Dia-chan its pleasurable." TYL-Yamamoto answered getting an annoyed glare from the silver-haired man. "Shut up baseball freak! Don't mess up Hime-sama's head!" Gokudera yelled at his lover before turning back to Dia.
"Don't listen to what baseball freak's saying Hime-sama! He's just an idiot with too many baseball's hitting his head." Gokudera reassured while pointing at the said baseball freak. Big brown eyes stared up at Gokudera cutely.
"Ne, then why do I always hear "Oh! Takeshi! Give me more!" from you and Katana-chan's rooms? You know it sounds a lot like mama and papa when mama yells "Ah! No, not there Kyouya! Hiii!" what does mama mean 'not there'?" Both Gokudera and Yamamoto had the decency to blush, they didn't even know that their Hime-sama was listening on them. A loud thud was heard in the room causing all heads to turn to see an unconscious Tsuna laying spawled out on the floor looking really sick.
"AH! Judaime!" Both TYL-Gokudera and surpassingly present Gokudera yelled out of shock.
Reborn's P.O.V.
This will be quite interesting, from what Diamante says the future will be very interesting indeed. It seems that the 10YL bazooka has malfunction and Tsuna is pregnant, I'll have to get more information to understand this more easily, but now it seems Dame-Tsuna has fainted. Perhaps this will be good training for Dame-Tsuna and his gaurdians. And maybe even early parenthood for both Tsuna and Hibari, oh I can't wait for the tort--I mean training…
ME: *Sweat drops* Man Dia's life is messed up big time! Who leaves a kid running around a mafia mansion hearing moans from peple having sex and still stay inncocent?!! Oh wait, i was the one who made her like this...I think i'm becoming a pervert like Mukuro now! Well hoped you were at least entertained by this story, i suck at comedy and all that stuff! Bye bye people and don't forget to review! P.S.- Sorry if i had bad grammer and all that, i wasn't really paying attention so sorry about that!!