「Vongola's Daughter」
Summary: After returning back to their time Tsunayoshi gets an unexpected surprise, a girl that looks eerily similar to Hibari appears and she's from the future! 1827
Chapter 3: Sleep tight omnivore!
Dia stared a the unconscious Tsuna, how did he pass out? Well lets take a look…
FLASHBACK
"Ne, then why do I always hear "Oh! Takeshi! Give me more!" from you and Katana-chan's rooms? You know it sounds a lot like mama and papa when mama yells "Ah! No, not there Kyouya! Hiii!" what does mama mean 'not there'?" Both Gokudera and Yamamoto blushed at what the chibi said while the older pair seemed to have not deny anything but blush like a tomato.
No one noticed what Hibari was reaction, but if you looked you could see a slight blush dusting over his cheeks. He was really going to kill the kid but now that he knows that the kid is his…Well he might just go gentle on her, maybe…Just maybe. But our poor Tsuna was a different story, he was freaking out!
How in the seven hells did this little girl that was supposedly his daughter stay innocent?! With too many thoughts running through our little slightly (yeah right!) dense uke, the boy could only find one way to calm himself and embarrass himself all at the same time. He fainted like the little sissy he was.
FLASHBACK END
"Ne, why did momma take a nap Goku-Nii?" Dia asked her elder only to get a nervous smile from him. "Uh, well he's probably just surprised that you came to visit the past Hime-sama." TYL-Gokudera explained only to confuse the girl more.
"Past, ne? What do ya' mean?"
"Well, you know that bazooka that the stupid cow carries around?" TYL-Gokudera asked to only get a curt nod as an answer.
"Well that bazooka is called the 10 year later bazooka where it can replace the person from the future to the the person's past self. But importunely Giannini went and upgraded the bazooka without permission and its kind of malfunctioning right now!" TYL-Gokudera explained to the little girl while also answering to the others how they got to their time.
"Hey, how did you get hit by the bazooka anyway Dia-chan?" asked Dino who had finally released Hibari, he was simply curious how the little girl had gotten to their time. Seemingly the others wanted to know themselves.
"Ne, what about mama? Shouldn't mama hear this too?" Dia asked as she stared at Tsuna who was comfortably sleeping on his (surprisingly) unruined bed.
"It doesn't matter, Dame-Tsuna isn't important right now. I'll explain it to him later." Said Reborn as he jumped onto Tsuna's stomach getting a muffled "oomph" from his student. Dia seemed to nod hesitantly not sure if her "mama" was alrigth from that impact. "well, ne, it went like this…"
FLASHBACK
I ran as fast as I could with the small legs that I had. Mens in black suits greeted me with a bow and I nodded wuckly at their directions nad continued to scurry off down the halls, I could hear the older weird ladies giggle at me.
"Ah, Dia principessa!" (Translation: Dia princess)
I stopped running to look up at a lady with long red hair and icy blue eyes.
"Ciao, signora!" (Translation: Hi, lady)
I watched as the lady kneeled down to me. She was giggling softly as she pinched my cheek, why did ladies have to pinch my cheek? I rubbed my abused cheek sorely as the lady smiled that looked like a mask or something, you know like when papa and mama take me to a festival and buy's me a mask with a smiley face on it. That's what her smiley face looked like, plastic and fake.
"Principessa, sapete dove il Hibari-san è?" (Translation: Princess, do you know where Hibari-san is?)
She asked, the way she said papa's name was weird. Like papa was a piece of meat that she could eat. With a shake of my head I tried to not make a sour face, Reborn-san said to smile, it deceives your enemies or something like that. With a big grin I answered the lady.
"Il Ne, papa è realmente occupato ora! È con il mama ora che lavora ad un certo roba. Così non posso rispondere alla vostra domanda poiché il papa otterrà pazzo se disturbate il tempo solo del mama e lui." (Translation: Ne, papa is really busy right now! He's with mama right now working on some stuff. So I can't answer your question since papa will get mad if you disturb him and mama's alone time.)
That seemed to make the lady's smile drop a bit into a frown but she smiled again regaining her façade.
"Il pozzo alright, ma dice al vostro papa a che se ha il tempo dovrebbe venire vederlo." (Translation: Well alright, but tell your papa that if he has the time he should come and see me.) The lady's voice sounded weird again, like she was purring like a cat, and I don't like it one bit.
"Il Ne, basterà!" (Translation: Ne, will do) I answered with a mocking salute like Colo-kun would do to answer Reborn-san's commands. With that said the lady seemed satisfied and walked off, with her back turned to me I stuck my tongue out.
"Bleh!!" I don't like that lady, she always acts weird around papa, like she's eyeing her most favorite candy or something. I blinked for a moment, that reminds me Lambo-chan was suppose to bring me candy! I ran as fast as I could not paying much attention to where my legs were going, before I knew it I ran into a soft clothed wall. Ne? Walls don't have clothes, do they?I looked up to see Lambo-chan!
"Ne, Lambo-chan! Where's my candy!!" I asked getting excited as Lmabo-chan chuckled at me. "She acts like you when you were still the stupid cow, Lambo." Both me and Lambo-chan turned around to see Reborn-san!
"REBORN-SAN! REBORN-SAN! I GOTTA ASK YOU SOMETHING!" I yelled and clinged to Reborn-san's clothes. Reborn looked down with a funny smil as he tipped his hat a bit.
"And what is it Omnviore?" Ever since I could remember Reborn-san keeps calling me Omnivore for some weird reason, "Ne, why do ya' always call me that Reborn-san?" I mustered up the best glare I made but it didn't scare the scary man at all.
"I'll tell you when your older." He answered with that weird glint in his eyes like it was saying "You're a dame-Tsuna #2." (1) or something like that. I decided to leave it alone or else Reborn-san would find a way to keep my mouth shut, most likely using tape.
"Ne, what is semuasly frusmation?" I asked getting a questioning look from both Lambo-chan and Reborn-san.
"What?" Lambo-chan asked showing that he was confused, maybe I said it wrong.
"Ne, uh, I think I said it differently, but mama said it once. Something about frustrated, it had to with papa always wrestling with mama." I tried to sum it all up, trying to remember what mama said. I looked up to see Reborn had realized what I was saying, he made that crooked smile he always did when he was about to answer my questions.
"Well Omnivore, that's sexual frustration. And sexual frustration is--" I blinked a couple of times, Lambo-chan covered Reborn-san's mouth al of a sudden.
"For the love of Giotto, don't finish that sentence!" And before I knew it Reborn-san threw Lambo-chan to a wall with him looming over him.
"Maybe I should teach you a lesson you stupid cow." Reborn-san said, he looked really scary now! Something bumped into my feet, I looked down to see that weird bazooka that Lambo-chan carries around. Trying to pick it up and give it back to Lambo-chan I tripped by accident falling forward with the bazooka in my little hands. I really don't know how, but I fell into the bazooka somehow it was really weird. I heard a loud shout probably from Lambo-chan and then a puff of smoke.
FLASHBACK END
Dia sighed out of releif, that was a long flashback for her. With a small yawn Dia rubbed her eyes tiredly with the back of her fist.
"Ne, I'm sleepy. I'm going to bed with momma…" Said Dia as she sleepily went under the covers of Tsuna's bed cuddling close to her momma.
"Notte del Nighty." (Translation: Nighty night.) she yawned out before joining Tsuna in sleep. Nana cooed at the sight, she was thinking everyone was playing a game and was obvious of what Dia was saying the whole time.
"Oh wait, I forgot I have to bake cake for Dia-chan! And Kyoko is here to visit." Said Nana remembering why she came up here in the first place.
"mama, tell her that we're busy right now, have her visit little bit later." Reobnr said as he smiled up at Nana who nodded happily as she walked downstairs with a little skip to her steps.
With her gone the air became cold, as though everyone was in a freezer.
"Now, Gokudera and Yamomoto from the future, explain why Dame-Tsuna was pregnant in the first place." The two sadi people jolted out of surprisement, "Ha-ha, its kind of hard to explian." TYL-Yamomoto said as he scratched the back of his head out of nervousness. "I'm patient enough to hear." Reobrn said as he settled in his chair that he kept in Tsuna's room, petting Leon. Everyone waited patiently as the two men tried to relax from the unexpected attention.
"Well alright, it all happened the day Tenth went to Italy to continue his training…"
-_-_-_-_-_-
"AAAAHHHHH!!" Giannini screamed as he tried to miss the hits from Hibari.
"Stay still stupid herbivore." Hibari said patiently but you could hear the anger in his silky voice. Giannini safely dodged another blow from the crazed carnivore only to get hit by a punch from Tsuna.
"Giannini…" He looked up to see the cold orange eyes of Tsuna's, he was really scared now. From affar in a safe distance the Arcobaleno of Vongola watched out of amusement and slight fear.
"Jeez, I'm glad I'm not Giannini right now." Colonello said as he watchd the battle before him while eating some popcorn.
"You and me both." Agreed Lal Mirch as she took a hand full of Colonello's popcorn. "Hey, wasn't it kind of your fault too Reborn?" Lal Mirch asked as she chewed down the popcorn. Reborn smirked evilly at the two. "I have no idea what your talking about." He played innocent but it didn't fool the two. 'Damn bastard. He clearly was involved.' The two thought before watching part of the ground blow up before them by Tsuna himself.
'But, if we say anything we'll end up in a more worse situation then Giannini…' the two Acrobaleno declared to keep their mouths shut fearing they might not see the next sunrise. With that Reborn smirked seeing as though he ahd read their minds. 'Even if they did tell Tsuna and Hibari, they're ten thousand years too early to defeat me.'
TO BE CONTINUED...?
ME: YAY! I'm finishd with the 3rd chapter! Oh, and I've been getting reviews on wondering how Tsuna got pregnant, i thought about it and found a perfect way how Tsuna was able to get pregnant when he's a guy. And it involves the scary hitman Reborn *Shudders*
Reborn: *Chuckles* Oh, let the torture begin...
ME: UWAH! IT'S OLDER REBORN!! *Huggles chibi Colonello doll closely* H-he's scary...
Reborn: Yes I am, why do you have a Colonello doll? *Glaresa at the doll*
ME: B-becuase Colonello is cool and my favorite Acrobeleno where your the scariest Acrobeleno! *Holds doll closer* Don't touch my Colonello Doll!!
Reborn: *Drags Chibi-chan away* Your another Dame-Tsuna, its time to teach you who's the better Acrobeleno.
ME: HIIII!!! I DON'T WANT TO KNOW!! TAKE ONE OF THE REVIEWERS INSTEAD!!
Reborn: Nope.
ME: *Cries Chibi tears* Well, until later my dear reviewers, I'll try to write the next chapter but I've got to get away from Reborn first!!
Reborn: Review if you ever want to find out how Dame-Tsuna got pregnant and of you want to keep this Authoress alive. *Pulls Chibi-chan to a room and locks it*
ME: NNNNYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
(1) Dia is a bit dense and doesn't know that her mama is a herbivore and her dad is a carnivore where she is an omnivore.
P.S.- Did i get the translations right? If you guys don't like me wrigting in italian I wont do much of it in the future of these chapters, since they live in Italy there at least has to be people who speak Italian. But i think i got them wrong, not sure. Well until later, bye bye!