During this chapter I will ocasionally use some, let's say, "shortcuts" during the dialogues.
N=Naruto
K=Kiba
Ka= Kakashi
H= Hana
T= Tsume
*Kiba, indoor*
- Damn it, I think he's just perfect for me…but am I perfect for him?
*Naruto, on the street*
- I've never felt like this. Not even with Sakura…we haven't even had sex! Oh god, he is dreamy.
*Back indoors*
- Dangit Akamaru! This is too good to be true! Heehee. – Kiba shrieked fangirlishly, as his erection dissapeared.
*20 minutes later*
- Kiba, I'm back! – said Naruto.
- Oh good! Have you called Kakashi? – asked Kiba.
- Yeah. So what do you want to sing?
- Nothing really, you choose.
- How about Bon Jovi? Feel romantic enough?
- Sure, well, anything is fine really.
- Well come on! – said Naruto, dragging a fully dressed Kiba outside.
*At Konoha Karaoke*
- Hey sensei. – greeted Naruto.
- Hello you two, how are you? – asked Kakashi.
-What're you doing? - K
- Oh, just wondering about the path of life. – Ka
- Ha, yeah. Well, the first songs are on you. – N
- Gee, you're the right one! – Ka
- And you're the jounin. – N
- Oh fine, what song? – Ka
- Anything by Bon Jovi? - K
- Bed of Roses okay? – Ka
- Sure. Come on Kiba-kun. – N
«I wanna lay you down on a bed of roses, for tonight I sleep on a bed of nails!» - N and K.
*Naruto lets a tear roll down his face*
- Woah Naruto, it's just a song. – K
- It's just…sorry. Kakashi, you sing another thing. – N
- Alright. DJ, give me something heavier. – Ka
«You'll take my life but I'll take yours too, You'll fire your musket but I'll run you through, So when you're waiting for the next attack, You'd better stand there's no turning back» - Ka.
- What the heck is that? – N
- Iron Maiden, nothing you two'd possibly want to sing right now. – Ka
- Anyway Naruto…are you worried about my parents? – K
- Yeah…a bit… - N
- I'll call Hana and tell her everything, she'll help us out. – K
- What, your sister? – N
- Yeah. I told you, she's really nice. – K
- Oh fine. Tell her to meet us at the Kage's Garden. – N
- You do know she's a lesbian? – K
- What? Who's her, ehm, partner? – N
- Mitarashi Anko. You should really hear what Ino says… - Ka
- Well anyway, she already suspects we're, erm, gay, it's just going to clear everything up with her. – K
*ring*
- Oh hi bro, what's up? – asked Hana.
- Can you come to the Kage's Garden ASAP? We'd like to talk. – K
- I'm on watch duty, Kiba. I'll try to leave earlier. Is 1 o'clock okay? – H
- Oh fine. It's important, so, eh, be there. – K
*hangs up*
- So, what's the deal? – N
- One o'clock, Kage's Garden. – K
*at 1 o'clock*
- Hey sis! – K
- Hi bro, hi Naruto. So, what's the big deal? – H
- Eh well… - started Naruto.
- We're gay. – ended Kiba.
- Haha, I knew it! Oh you two! You're so cute! – H
- Well, we're telling mom and dad over dinner about all of this. We'd like your help. – K
- Well, mom won't react well…she's homophobic. – H
- Uh-uh… - N and K.
- Oh well…I'll try. Anyway, keep up the good looks you two, I'm off. – said Hana, dissapearing in a puff of smoke.
- Oh god. Naruto, we forgot to kiss. – K
- No, we didn't… - replied Naruto, kissing Kiba passionately.
- You know Naru-chan, I don't know how long I can wait… - K
- For what? – N
- For tomorrow night. – K
- Oh sex. You naughty devil! – N
And they both laughed, sitting on that old garden bench in the centre of the Kage's Garden. And the hours flew by. Suddenly it was almost eight, and they were making their way to the Inuzuka mansion.
*At dinner*
- Hi Kiba, how are you? Oh, you brought your friend after all! – T
- Good evening, Tsume-sama. – N
- Come in you two! It's ramen for dinner. – T
- Er Kiba, come here. – said Hana from a distance.
- What is it, sis? – asked Kiba, creeping closer.
- Watch yourself. – H
- Oh alright… - K
*At the table*
- So Kiba, how're things at the new house? Are you feeling lonely? – T
- No, not at all. Not with Naruto in there. – K
- What? – T
- Oh, him and Sakura broke up and he's living with me for a while. – K
- Please tell me there isn't anything going on between you two. – T
- Erm…well… - K
- To make a long story short, they're both gay. – H
- Heck no! My son's not gay! Don't you dare pull this prank on me! – T
- Mom, it's true. Don't try to deny it. We're more than friends. We're boyfriends.– explained Kiba, kissing Naruto and playfully biting his ear.
- G….Gah I forbid you from ever seeing, talking to, or interacting in any way with him! – T
- Mom, we're sixteen. By Konoha law, we can do whatever we want, we're not underaged anymore. – K
- Then it's even simpler, Kiba. You are hereby expelled from this household. – T
- Tsume, you can't do that, he's the same person he's ever been! – intervened Kiba's dad.
- Mom, it's true. – H
- He could be the Pope, I don't care. I want him and that blonde bastard out of here. – T
- Mom, this is my house. I bought it with my Money and I'm the only one who can kick people out of it, and Kiba's welcome to stay whenever he wants to. – H
- Well, I'm taking this to court. – T
- Are you mad, lady? – N
- I'm doing the right thing, keeping you two away from me and away from each other. – T
- You'll lose the case mom. Anyway Naruto, we're off. – K
- We'll see you later, Hana… - N and K