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Shikamaru = Sk

Sasuke = Sa

Shino = Sh

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*At the Konoha Erotic Bar*

- Hey Kiba and Naruto! Welcome! What's up? – asked Shikamaru.

- Oh, we came from a bad dinner. You got anything to drink? – inquired Kiba.

- Go get yourselves some White Russians at the bar. If you don't mind, I have more people to say hello to. – Sk

- Right…come on Naruto. – K

- Uh-huh. I've never had a White Russian, what's it like? – N

- Err…something around the lines of vodka with cream and liquor… - K

- So it's got alcohol? Good, I could use some right now. – N

- Try not to get too drunk, I don't want you hungover tomorrow. – K

- Oh Kiba-kun, don't steal my fun. – said Naruto, sticking his tongue out.

- Your fun? I'm not going to stand around like a statue, you know? I've got a surprise for you anyway. – K

- A surprise? – N

- Just try to remain conscious. – warned Kiba, as he walked away into a crowd of chuunin who were apparently Shikamaru's accquaintances.

- Eh, hi Shino. – K

- Oh, hey. – Sh

- How can you look at the strippers with those glasses on? – K

- I have my ways… - Sh

- You can't.

- You didn't have to be so blunt, you know? Besides, I can take them off. – Sh

- Prove it. – K

Shino took off his glasses, revealing his eyes, black as tar.

- Oh god, put them back! – said Kiba, half-laughing.

- Ahah, well, go on and see if you find anyone else mate. – Sh

Kiba walked around in a party-like mood until he stumbled upon someone he wished wasn't there.

- Hi! – said Sasuke.

- Oh, hi. – K

- What's up with you and…We-Know-Who? – Sa

- The usual. – K

- What do you mean the usual? Are you in love? – Sa

- Pretty much. So do me a favour and tell Ino please. I'm sick of telling that we're boyfriends to everyone in the god damn village. – K

- Oh, I think Shikamaru is calling you. – Sa

Shikamaru shouted something around the lines of "Kiba!" while waving frenetically in the dog-ninja's direction.

- What? – K

- You sure you want to do this? It's a bit, eh, embarassing, no? – Sk

- You don't want me to? The guys won't bother, really. – K

- Well…oh fine, it's supposed to be a party. Go wild. – Sk

- Right. Besides, there's no way anyone'll make a move on me except Naruto. Only Sasuke's gay here besides us, and he's too busy drinking White Russians to do anything else – K

- Yeah, true. Well, go on get ready. We don't want you annoyed and loveless, do we? – Sk

Shikamaru went up to one of the strippers, who was teasing pretty much everyone, and asked her to get off the stage. By this point, most people would've been thinking "what is he doing?", but Kiba knew full well what his mate was up to. When the "stripper stage" was, let's say, cleared, Kiba climbed the stairs leading to it. By that time, he was looking down on everyone.

- What are you doing? – N

And then Kiba took off his shirt, revealing his abs. At first Naruto reached to touch him, but Kiba quickly slid off. Naruto also went on the stage, chasing his boyfriend. Everyone laughed, even Kiba. And Naruto was starting to giggle as well. And Shikamaru…well, after the White Russians he'd had, let's say he was too busy laughing to stand up.

Naruto eventually grabbed hold of Kiba and pinned him down in a beastly hug. He was now on top of Kiba, who flipped over. And then, as Naruto was slowly about to say "Got you.", Kiba pulled him down and kissed him. Naruto got up after about 10 seconds and went to the bathroom. Kiba was left lying on the floor, licking his lips for a reminder of his lover's taste.

- I can't believe you did that! Ahahahah! – said Shikamaru, crying of laughter, as he threw a beer to Kiba.

- Neither can I, neither can I… - responded the dog-boy, his voice tailing off.