Kiba and Naruto struggled to walk down the street, as they carried Shikamaru out of his bachelor party. He had drunk too much. Naruto himself was also drunk, although not enough to be unable to stand. Kiba was, surprisingly, the only one sober.

- Kiba…amm i seeiing your twinn brotheer? Ah…fuuck. Get me home. – Sh

- Damn. Thanks Kiba…I wouldn't like to be like that… - N

- One more drink and you'd be closer to it. – K

- Eh, you don't say. – N

- Lookk, youu twoo, you'ree greatt friendss. Thankss… - Sh

- Let's just get you home, okay? – K

- Yeshh. – Sh

They were at the doorsteps of the Nara mansion. It was 3 AM.

- Alright Naruto, open the door. Be careful. – K

- Of course. – N

With the door opened, all that was left was to carry Shikamaru inside and lay him on his bed.

- Secondd door to the rightt, guyss. – Sh

- Yeah, I know. – K

Kiba slowly lowered Shikamaru onto his bed and sneaked off with Naruto back to the street, quietly shutting the door behind them.

- That's a job well done. – K

- Yeah. Let's go home. – N

*The Next Day*

- Good God, Naruto, what are you doing up at 7 AM? We got home less than four hours ago. Gee, you look terrible! – K

- Uuuuuuuhhhhhh, my head hurts…. – N

- I told you not to drink so much. If yours hurts, imagine Shikamaru's… - K

- I know. Sorry. But it hurtsssss! – N

- I'll get you an aspirin. - K

- Ah, thanks… - N

- Come and get it. – said Kiba, placing an aspirin on the tip of his tongue.

- You…really want me to do that? You're cruel! – said Naruto, laughing.

- That's me alright. Eheh. – K

Naruto simply bit the tip of Kiba's tongue, retrieving the white little medicine and swallowing it whole without drinking water.

- Ow! Dammit, my tongue's bleeding! What was that for? – K

- Payback. – N

- For? – K

- Cruelty. Ahah. – N

- That's just stupid. – K

- Oh fine. – N

Naruto forced Kiba's jaws open and kissed him, claiming it was a "healing kiss".

- That is the lamest apology i've ever seen. – K

- Eheh, so what, I'm lame. Anyway, your blood tastes good. – N

- What? My blood? – K

- Yep. I bet you have something else that'll taste better. – N

- My, now who's the pervert? – K

- Still you, Kiba-kun. – N

- Yeah right. Is your head any better? – K

- A bit. – N

- Can you sleep now? I'd like to sleep as well. – K

- I'll try.

*At noon*

- Kiba, wake up! – N [Writer's note: Where have I heard that before?...]

- Gah, what? What do you want? – K

- I want YOU to WAKE UP. – N

- Fair enough. That'll be…a kiss and a cup of tea. – K

- Stingy, aren't you? - N

- Ahah, no. Just plain funny. But can you go make me a cup of tea or not? – K

- Oh sure. Black or green? – N

- None. White. – K

*A kiss and a cup of tea later*

- Right, so, I'll go get a bath and, you do…something. – K

Kiba slowly lowered his naked body into the steaming hot water in the bathtub and started to, effectively, take a bath. Although the moment of solitude was very peaceful, and great to shake off a slight hangover from the previous night, it was quite short, as Naruto thundered into the bathroom.

- Oh Shit! Shit shit shit! Oh God. Shit! Dammit, dammit, dammit Kiba! – N

- What the hell? What happened? - K

- I forgot to buy condoms. - N