Vongola's Daughter! OMAKE: Little Hibari!
Disclaimer: The day I own KHR is the day when Mukuro stops being such a pervert!!
Mukuro: Kufufu, And that won't be anytime soon.
"Eh? Lambo did it again?!" Questioned the short brunette as he stared at his tutor in disbelief.
"Yes, after what that stupid cow did to the slides and how Hibari destroyed the public pool you owe quite a sum of cash Dame-Tsuna." Ah yes, now he remembered…Guys who were into Lolicon kept bothering Dia and Hibari had bitten them to death for touching his omnivore of a daughter, actually Tsuna secretly had a part of why those men can't piss the same way anymore.
But Hibari, TYL-Gokudera and TYL-Yamamoto had most of the blood spilt on their hands, he didn't even know why Hibari was even there! Now they owed quite a lot to the owner of the public pool yet again.
"But, Hibari quieted the owners, he said he was not going to pay one cent to the herbivores after what almost happened to Dia." Tsuna could only sigh as he felt an oncoming headache, why was Hibari so, so…BLOOD LUSTING!? If this keeps continuing Tsuna's going to need a hell of a lot of aspirin! While our favorite Decimo-to-be was sulking in the kitchen two certain dark-haired family members were in the living room relaxing. Hibari who was in his usual uniform was sleeping on the couch, Hibird was nestled in his hair singing the Namimori anthem.
Dia, who was dressed in a miniature sized uniform that was eerily similar to her papa's slept soundly on her papa's chest. Her hair was undone looking spiky like TYL-Hibari's hairstyle but a lot more wilder. They looked absolutely adorable, birds were singing in the background as angels sang.
Hibari cracked open an eye and glared at the birds (minus Hibird) and singing angels. "Shut up before I bite you to death." With that statement that should not be taken lightly, the angels grumbled at the mean Carnivore as the birds flew away, Hibird giving a smug look at them. Only Hibird was allowed to sing! With a content sigh Hibari returned back to his sleeping, they were in peaceful bliss.
"EH!? HIBARI-SAN WHAT DID YOU DO TO DIA-CHAN'S CLOTHING???!!!" Now it was broken… A pair of sharp eyes opened and glared at the person who owned that voice. Hibari was the first to speak,
"Tsunayoshi, if you do not quiet that mouth of yours I'll bite you to death." Tsuna could only cry, he was still scary as ever. Dia, who was still sprawled over Hibari's chest jumped off and landed on the floor before Tsuna swiftly.
"Herbivore, you are disturbing the peace of the Sawada household. For that I'll tear you to shreds." She glared at her mama out of annoyance and drawing out mini tonfa's and made a fighting stance.
"HIII!!! DIA-CHAN NO!! HIBARI-SAN HAS BRAINWASHED YOU!!!!!" Screamed to wimpy brunette as he backed away slowly from the chibi, he was such a wuss to be threatened by a chibi. But she was the daughter of Hibari Kyouya so that made sense so she was scary when she wanted to be, especially in that uniform and piercing glare! A small giggle was heard from the little clone of Hibari, Tsuna stared in disbelief as Dia dropped her fighting stance and started to giggle.
"How was that papa? Did I do good?" The chibi asked excitedly towards Hibari as she got a smug smirk as her answer. "Not bad for the first try, but don't start giggling when you scare the herbivores. It's not what a carnivore does." Hibari stated simply. Tsuna could feel his jaw drop to the floor and his eyes wider then plates! What was wrong with Hibari?! DIA IS ONLY SIX YEARS OLD!!!!
'Dia-chan is hanging around with Hibari too much…' Thought the now crying boy. If anything could get worse Lambo chose that time to show up…"HA-HA!! Lambo-san is the greatest!" He yelled rather loudly causing the two "carnivores" to glare at the very, very stupid cow. "Herbivore, you are disturbing the peace of the household of the Sawada family, be prepared to be torn to shreds." With that said Dia chased after Lambo all over the house causing the opposite of keeping the peace.
"Hibari-san is a bad influence on his own daughter…" Tsuna muttered absentmindedly as he watched the fiasco continue on. "What was that Tsunayoshi?" Inquired a beyond pissed Hibari. Tsuna was in for it now….
"AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Two voices screamed throughout Japan that night. There is a moral to this my dear readers, Hibari is a bad role model…
ME: *Eye twitches* Hibari is a scary dad...
Hibari: What was that? *Glares at Chibi-chan*
ME: HA-HI!! NOTHING AT ALL!! *backs away slowly*
Hbair: Tsk, herbivore...
ME: *laughs nervously* Ah, please review for the OMAKE please. Or else Dia will be warped into a second Hibari-san...*Glomps Dia* NOOOO!!! MY ADORABLE CHIBI CAN'T BECOME SUCH A CRUEL AND VICIOUS CARNIVORE!!!
Hibari: *Glares at Chibi-chan*
Dia: *blinks* But papa is really cool and strong, I want to become just as strong as papa when a I grow up and protect everyone just like papa does! He's the great super hero Carnivore-san!!
ME & Hibari: *Eye twitches*
ME: Okaaayyyy.....
Reborn: Review with you're dying will! *Smirks* Or I'll shoot you with a bullet that isn't a dying will one.
