Let's get one thing straight before everyone decides to hate me after this chapter…I don't write well when I'm sick! DX

My prediction is that this chapter is going to suck, and I haven't even started yet. Because, as I just said, I suck at writing when I'm sick. So…I apologize. I'm also incredibly grumpy when I'm ill. But if my prediction is wrong and this chapter actually comes out well, then YAY! :D Enjoy!

"I deduce that out of all of the issues you presented me with upon my arrival, the next one most likely unrelated to this event is the fact that we are lacking dishwashing soap," L guessed thoughtfully. "Am I correct in making this assumption, Mogi?"

"Yes," Mogi replied, nodding. "I just said that because we do need dishwasher soap."

"Alright. I was simply clearing that up. Please continue the story."

Approximately 49 Minutes Earlier…

Watari decided that he wanted to get out of the madhouse for a few minutes. He stepped outside and sat on a bench. Suddenly a bird landed right beside him. It had a fly on it.

"THE BIRD IS INFECTED! I GOTTA SAVE IT BY KILLING THAT FLY!" Watari exclaimed to no one in particular. He picked up a stick off the ground and whacked the bird. It chirped.

Matsuda came rushing outside to request Watari a clean pair of clothes (that wasn't covered in Cheetos) and was horrified when he saw what Watari was doing.

"DIE!" Watari shouted as he whacked the bird with a stick. The bird was flailing.

"OMG WATARI IZ KILLING POOR BIRDIEZ!" Matsuda shouted in horror.

Watari accidentally jabbed the bird in the eye and it popped out. Matsuda screamed again.

"Oops…" Watari said quietly.

"I have the greatest plan," Aizawa whispered, chuckling to himself. "Mogi, my servant, come to me!" Mogi hurried over to him, carrying something in his arms. "Did you retrieve them as I asked?"

"Yes, sir!" Mogi informed, saluting. "Here they are. I couldn't find any more than the 122 you now have here." He put down the things he was carrying in his arms. He hesitated, scratched his head, and cautiously asked, "But…are you sure Ryuzaki will be okay with this…?"

"No," Aizawa answered. "He wouldn't be. If he were here, he certainly wouldn't use this method. He would think of a brilliant plan that would rid the HQ of these flies within minutes. However, since I don't have the mind of a super genius, this is the best I can come up with. I don't think Ryuzaki would be okay with this, but I think he would understand. I doubt he'll kill us. He'll be glad that we took such extreme measures to protect this place."

"…By snapping all of his computer software disks in half…?"

"Correct. Now, Servant Mogi, lay all of the disks out on the table. Make sure half of the disk is on the table, and the other half is hanging off. Then apply the sugar to the part of the disk that is resting on the table. Make sure it is well balanced. We don't want any disks falling off the table before it is time to snap them in half."

"If you say so…" Mogi responded.

Once all of that was done, Aizawa stared at all the disks intently, waiting for a fly to land on one of them in an attempt to eat the sugar.

A fly landed on the disk. Aizawa burst forth and snapped the disk in half, folding it over, in an attempt to crush the fly. Unfortunately, the fly was too fast for him and flew away before he could do so. Mogi and Aizawa continued snapping disks in half whenever a fly landed on a CD until they had single-handedly destroyed L's entire collection. They didn't manage to kill a single thing except for the software.

Watari had a good idea. He would phone Aiber and Wedy and call them over here to attempt to stop the madness of the situation. He took out his phone and called the number. (Lol I love Aiber and Wedy)

It only took about ten minutes for them to arrive.

Present Time

"Aiber and Wedy are here?" L asked, curious.

"Er…were here…" Watari corrected.

"Oh?" L raised an eyebrow suspiciously. "Where are they now?"

"…Uh…you'll find out in chronological order," Light said. "It's better that way."

"…I'm not sure I even want to hear the rest of this…"

To Be Continued…

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~Ratt K.