Jas: God I Feel TERRIBLE...
Ikuto: Why?
Jas: It's my-my-my b-b-b
Ikuto: b-b-b what?
Jas: oh can I talk about it later
Amu and Ikuto: NO
Jas: fine...its my b-b-bir-birthday...
Ikuto, Amu, Rima, Utau, Kukai: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Jas: please just shut up
Ikuto: why don't you like your birthday?
Jas: I dont know I just dont like it
Amu: thats a sucky reason
Jas: OH IT IS! ALL MY LIFE IVE BEEN TOLD "Because I Said So" AND YOU CALL WHAT I SAID A SUCKY REASON!
Amu: okay okay no need to harsh the mellow
Jas: just leave me alone -goes in corner-
Ikuto: C'mon man I got ya something
Jas: what...?
Ikuto: open it -hands box-
Jas: -opens box- wow thanks!
Ikuto: your welcome
Amu, Rima, Kukai, Utau: WHAT IS IT?
Jas: a guardian character egg
Amu: uhhhh how did Ikuto get one of those?
Ikuto: WEEEELLLLLLLL, Jas Was Eatin Breakfast And I Saw An Egg Behind His Chair And He Was Just About To Crush It When Good Ol' Yoru Got It
Yoru: Your Welcome-Nya
Jas: thanks Ikuto and Yoru! This Is The Best Birthday EVER!
Ikuto: But I Only Got You One Thing...
Jas: my birthdays suck
Ikuto: oh...sorry
Jas: Its Okay...lets begin the story
Amu: Tsukiyomi Jas Does Not Own Anything Shugo Chara Related Except His Own Stories AND HAPPY BIRTHDAY TSUKIYOMI JAS!
Jas: yes because September 29th is all that much fun
Jas: Alright Lets Do This And Get It Over With
Ikuto: but you didnt say whos mind we were goin in to
Jas: fine...today we'll enter the mind of...uhhhhh...yaya?
Amu: Alrighty Then
We Enter The Mind of Yaya yada yada yada
Ikuto: wow your not all that peppy
Jas: SCREW OFF!
Ikuto: god no need to get mean
Jas: Sorry I Get Tired At 12:00 AT NIGHT! Ugggghhhh
Ikuto: alright jeez
Amu: all it is is a bunch of pictures of candy and baby pictures
Jas: gay
Ikuto and Amu: why are you so mean today?
Jas: I have school on my birthday -_- IT SUCKS!
Ikuto: I Guess That Does Suck
Jas: Dont I Know It
Amu: Why Does It Sound Like Were Talking at the beginning thingy?
Jas: Because I DONT FREAKING KNOW WHAT TO WRITE!
Ikuto: ya know the Lets Enter that room thing
Jas: FINE! Lets just enter the room that says 'Yaya's Best Friends'
All: -enters-
Amu: well lets see theres me, rima, kairi, uta-KAIRI!
Jas: well I think I got out of my bad mood
Ikuto: good now write somethin about me and amu doin somethin tasty
Amu: -smacks ikuto- PERVERT
Ikuto: you know you would like it -kisses amu-
Amu: -Blush and pushes Ikuto away- MAYBE I WOULD MAYBE I WOULDNT!
Jas: Well I Think Im Done With You To So Now I Must Go Into This Room And You May Both Join When Your Done Acting Like Children...Nah im just kiddin come on -enters the room dat sez 'Yaya and Kairi'-
Amu: my god they kissed!
Ikuto and Me: Gay...
Amu: I thought you said you were done with your bad mood
Jas: Oh I Am I just thought it was G-A-Y
Ikuto: me too
-Meanwhile In Utau's Room-
Yaya: NO NO NO NO NO!
Utau: YES YES YES YES!
Yaya: PLEASE DONT GO IN THE ROOM THAT SAYS YAYA'S WANTS-OH NO YAYA SAID THAT OUTLOUD!
-Back Into Yaya's Mind-
Jas: Oh Yes You Did!
Ikuto: C'MON! -goes into the room-
Amu: HOLY ****ING ****!
Ikuto and Jas: O.O Swearing And A Disturbing Image...
Dear Readers I Cannot Explain The Givin Image For This Is Rated T not M so uhhh...you get what the image is in your head
All: -exits the room-
Ikuto: Hey Dude I Gotta Question
Jas: Ask Away
Ikuto: Is There Somebody YOU Love?
Amu: Yea I Wanna Know That Too
Jas: W-W-blush- (A/N: IM NOT ANSWERING THAT!) Ummmm OH LOOK THERES ANOTHER ROOM SHALL WE GO IN? YES WE SHALL!
Amu: -sidecomment to Ikuto: I Bet There Is Somebody And He Just Wont Tell Us-
Ikuto: -sidecomment to Amu: I Bet So-
Jas: I CAN HEAR YOU!
Ikuto: Really?
Jas: No I Just Like Saying That When I See People Whispering And I Cant Hear It
Amu: Oh...
All: Enters Room That Says 'Fears Of Amu-Chi Yaya Found Out'
Ikuto: Useful Info
Amu: What Was That Ikuto?
Ikuto: Oh Nothing...hehe
Amu: -Thinks: CURSE YOU YAYA! IF IKUTO USES THIS AGAINST ME YOU ARE SO DEAD!-
Jas: Well It Seems Amu Is Scared of Beetles, Spiders, Bugs, Insects ETC, Oh Hey Shes Also Scared Of
Utau, and Knives
Amu: OH GOD DAMN IT SHE GOT THIS OUT OF MY DIARY!
Meanwhile In Utau's Room:
Yaya: OH NO AMU-CHI IS GONNA KILL YAYA!
Utau: You Are Screeeeeeewwwwwweeeeedddddd
Yaya: -slaps utau- NOT HELPING!
Mid-Story Break!
Jas: God Does My Arm Hurt! Yet Im Still Writing SO YOUR WELCOME READING PEOPLE!
Ikuto: Seriously Answer The Question
Jas: Which One?
Ikuto: If You Have Somebody You "Like"
Jas: Ehhhh...-whistle- PLEASE TAKE A MESSAGE AFTER THE BEEP! Beeeeeeeeeep
Ikuto: I CAN PLAINLY SEE YOU RIGHT THERE!
Jas: ummmm So Sorry We Cannot Take Your Call, Were Not At Home Now. We Wouldve Answered The Phone But Clearly Were Not At Home Now. We'll Get Back To You, You Make Sure That We Do
Ikuto: …
(A/N: I Do Not Own The Song)
Amu: ANSWER THE FREAKIN QUESTION!
Jas: NO
Ikuto: YES
Jas: I can make a tadamu -.- SO I SUGGEST YOU BOTH SHUT UP!
Ikuto and Amu: NO PLEASE NOOOO! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Jas: Alright Then Stop Askin
Ikuto and Amu: WE WONT ASK JUST DONT WRITE THE TADAMU!
Jas: Yea Thats Right
End of Mid-Story Break
Ikuto: God Its Boring In Here
Amu: Can We Leave?
Jas: Not Until One More Room
Ikuto: How About This One That Looks Rather Naughty
Amu: -reads- NO!
Ikuto: Were Gonna Enter Weather You Like It Or Not -enters room that says 'Somethin Yaya Saw When Yaya Was Playing In Amu-Chi's Tree'
Jas: Rather Long Name For A Door
Ikuto: Hehehe
Amu: STOP WATCHING IKUTO STOP WATCHING! -covers Ikuto's Eyes-
Ikuto: Oh This Is Good
The Thing On The Screen Is Amu Un-Dressing
Amu: NOOO-
Jas: Well Thats All The Time We Have For Today BYE!
Ikuto: Well Yaya Is Naughtier Then I Thought
Jas: Hey Ikuto
Ikuto: Hmm?
Jas: When Is This Thing Gonna Hatch?
Ikuto: Dont Know But It Looks Like Its Gonna Be A Cat Like Yoru Is
Jas: Oh Cool I Always Liked Yoru and Cats
Egg: LEMMEH OUT!-nya
Ikuto: Yoru Quit Messin Around!
Yoru: Im Not Doing Anything Its The Egg!
Jas: what? -pokes egg-
Egg: STOP IT!-nya
Jas: Jeez Sorry
Egg: NOW LET ME OUT!-nya
Jas: Uhhhh How?
Egg: oh..i guess I didnt think that through-nya
Egg: Lemme Try And Pushing The Top Off Of Here -pushes- Almost Got It!-nya
Ikuto: Oh Hey I Can See Its Ears
Egg: -pushes egg top off- There We Go!-nya
Amu: OH MY GOD ITS SO CUTE!
Shade: Thanks, By The Way The Names Shade-nya
Jas: Epic...I Wonder What The Character Transform Name Would Be
Shade: Lemme Show Ya!-nya
Jas: What?
Shade: CHARACTER TRANSFORM: SHADOW SLAYER!
Ikuto: Well...That Was Odd
Shadow Slayer: My God Am I Hot Or Am I Smexy?
Fan Girls: YOUR BOTH HOT AND SMEXY!
Shadow Slayer: Yea This Outfit Has Enough Rips So Please Refrain From Causing Any More
Fan Girls: Awwwww
Shadow Slayer: Well Bye
Ikuto: See Ya Next Time
Amu: Later Peoples
Shade: BYYYEEEEEE!-Nya